Wednesday, September 5, 2012

R...OHMY!!! Part 2

"A date night with CM Punk?" Davey groaned. The two looked at each other with scowls. Of all the ways to spend some free time it had to be in each others presence. "All I can say is we better be going out for sushi" Punk snapped. "Well....I uhm...I was thinking the same thing actually" Davey admitted. Punk actually managed to crack a smile.

Later that night Punk met up with Jaime. "Okay so you said you'd help me out tonight. Well how do I look?" he asked. Punk dressed up as nice and crisp as possible. He wore a dress shirt tucked tightly into slacks and slick black shoes. "No. Take this off" Jaime removed the shirt. "Hmmm and this and this and these" the boy smiled, "now we start from scratch." Punk stood in the middle of the locker room in nothing but his boxers. "I'll pick your outfit. You can sit here and read...my blog! Yeah here just sit" Jaime directed.

Punk sat down and tried to make himself comfortable. "Is this a sex fanfic about me?" he asked chuckling. Jaime blushed as he picked up a shirt, jeans and a studded belt. He knew dressing relaxed and cool would turn Hope on.  Jaime bent over and heard a long rip that echoed in the room. "No no no please let that be something else than what I think" He prayed. As soon as he heard Punk laughing he knew it was true. "That's what you get for wearing those tight Kelly Kelly jeans" Punk rolled on the floor. "Some help please....I can't get them off without help" Jaime all but sobbed. Punk walked over and started helping his friend out of the jeans. 

Outside the hallway Hope and Davey made last minute adjustments. "Are you sure I should wear a dress?" Hope asked. Davey eyed her, "do a twirl. Just a quick one." Hope grunted as she spun around in a circle. The black dress lightly fluttered around her. "One more little addition" Davey handed her a box. Hope opened them to find a pair of old cat eye glasses. "These are really cute. Do you think Phil will like them?" she asked. "For sure" Davey replied with a sparkling smile. "Do I need to fix anything?" he questioned while checking himself. "Well I know Jaime likes the cologne Old Spice so I got you some" Hope grinned. She spritzed the scent on spots she knew Jaime would like. "I'm glad I have you" Davey winked happily. Hope smiled back at him, "This plan should work perfectly. You smell amazing!" the young lady quickly sniffed Davey's neck. "Ah ha! I knew you two were sneaking around! Little miss perfect isn't so....perfect!" Sara Del Rey popped out of a shadow.

"Oh my gosh really? Hope is helping me out for my date with Jaime." Davey snapped quickly. "Oh...well I guess that would explain why Jaime is in Phil's locker room" Sara replied with a devious smirk. Hope shook her head and ignored the female grappler. "Are you ready to show off for our boys?" she asked. Davey grinned as he opened up the locker room door.

"Harder Phil harder!" Jaime shouted. Punk stood behind Jaime, still only in his boxers. "Okay lemme try something new. I'm gonna stick my finger right here okay?" Punk took a heavy breath. "Damn it's so tight!" he bellowed. "Ow that hurts! But it's working try it again" Jaime wiggled around. Hope's jaw dropped and she felt like vomiting. Davey balled his fists ready to pound the life out of Punk. "Yes! Yes it's coming! It's coming" Punk cheered. Jaime stood up with his jeans finally around his ankles. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a black blur charging at him. Now another black blur tackled and stopped it. Unfortunately for Punk there wasn't anything to stop Davey's fist as it hit his jaw. 

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The date night had been ruined. Hope and Jaime sat outside of Jim Cornette's office door. They could hear Jim chewing out their men as loud as possible. "This is a disaster! Your grown men now come on!" Jim shouted. Hope saw her friend twiddling his thumbs. His jeans still around his ankles and tight superman underoos on. "Sorry I tried to tackle you" Hope said shyly. "It's okay. At least Sara Del Rey had the heart to stop you" Jaime laughed. "And I have to admit I kinda got a stiffy with Phil in his boxers trying to take my pants off." Hope laughed as Punk and Davey came out of the office. Both of their heads hung low. Punk still had just his boxers on. "And now we come to the root of this problem! See men this is why we don't have ladies in ROH. Trouble is all they cause!" Jim shouted. "Hey that's not fair I'm just a much to blame" Jaime spoke up. "Well....your lumped in with the ladies Jaime. Your just a much trouble as them" Jim shook his head. 

"Are we fired?" Hope hesitantly asked. Jim scratched his chin and thought for awhile. "No. But girly you will make it up. Your gonna be apart of a storyline so gear up for training!" Jim warned her. "Your not seriously gonna make this a tv thing are you?" Punk groaned. "Yes sir I am" Jim plotted it out as he spoke.

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Punk took Hope's hand and led to into his locker room. "Well this is what I was gonna wear for ya tonight" he sighed. "I would have loved  that outfit. Sorry this night went to crap" Hope shrugged. Punk bit his lip ring and hugged his girlfriend. "It wasn't all bad. I love this dress....I really really like it" Punk slid his hand under it. His fingers traced the outline of Hope's black lace lingerie. "Oh Phil...right here" Hope tried to maintain her composure. "Mmmhmmm" Punk growled in her ear. In one quick motion his fingers went past the panties and into Hope's entrance. The girl moaned out loud as her man's digits went in and out of her. "Fuck I just wanna...." Punk chocked out as he got on his knees. He pulled Hope's panties off with his teeth and threw them. Punk couldn't wait any longer, burying his face into the girl's pussy. His tongue flicking up and down her clit, "ya like that babe?" Hope couldn't even answer him back. Instead she pushed him in deeper.

Punk licked all over her entrance as he moaned. "Oh Phil...I'm almost there. Dont stop" Hope begged. Punk spread her legs wider as his tongue went faster. Hope gasped as her juices gushed all over Punk's lips. "Are you ready for more?" he asked with his cock ready. Hope nodded as she felt his hard shaft enter her. Punk let out a loud growl as the huge head of his cock pushed in farther. He began pumping in and out of her  slowly. Every thrust brought Punk's shaft deeper into Hope's vagina. The older man nearly lost his mind as he sped up. His girlfriend's wet entrance slicked his cock up just right. He went a little harder and then pulled out. "Wanna laid down and do this?" Punk offered with a wink. Hope smiled and laid down on her back. She threw off her dress as Punk got on top of her. She wrapped her legs around him as he began pumping again. His shaft sliding back into her as they kissed deeply. Punk moaned as his cock went in and out faster. Hope felt herself spinning again, she shouted out his name. Punk got down and began eating her out again. His lip ring brushing gently on her clit. "Fuck Phil" Hope moaned as she pushed him. Punk laid on his back with his meaty cock standing straight up. Hope sat on it and began riding him. Punk watched as his cock disappeared in and out of her.  He moaned as he began bringing her down onto his shaft. "Oh faster" he barely chocked out. Hope bounced faster and harder. Punk bit his lip as he felt his stomach tighten. "I'm gonna cum babe" he warned. Punk couldn't hold it in any longer. His cock throbbed and soon erupted with cum. It shot hard into his girl as she continued to ride him. The two collapsed and kissed each other. "Think they heard us?" Punk asked breathlessly.  

R...OHMY!!! Part 1

After months of rumors CM Punk finally jumped to ROH. He'd even taken his photographer girlfriend with him. It was an easy move and Punk was given a very warm welcome. Mostly from the fans, the locker room not so much. Especially the ROH world champion Davey Richards. The two argued most of the time on Twitter and in shoot interviews. Punk's girlfriend Hope knew she'd have her hands full when they'd actually be working full time. But luckily she had a very good friend that worked with Davey....inside and out of the ring.

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"David! What did I tell you about playing with my ass during interviews?" Jaime sighed. Everytime he tried to be professional this stuff happened. Davey snickered as he pressed his lips to Jaime's. "Your just practicing. Its not like those cameras are on" Davey replied. "That's doesn't matter! I'm trying to be professional here. Ya know Mr. Cornette is watching our every move" Jaime informed. "Our every move?" Davey gently kissed his younger boyfriend in front of a few camera men. "I don't care who's watching babe. What are they gonna do fire us?" Davey snickered. "They won't but management can Davey" CM Punk threw in. The straight edge star stood with his arms crossed over his chest. His tongue toyed around with his silver lip ring. Davey stepped face to face with his semi rival. Both men knew they were at the top of their game. This wasn't the first time they'd worked together in ROH history. But with Punk just off of WWE, there was much more tension this time around.

"Phil c'mon now" Hope reasoned. She hated that her boyfriend had a tiff with her friend's man. "Seriously Davey I'm sure Phil was just joking" Jaime shivered a little. "Yeaaaaah Dave. I'm just messin' around" Punk smirked devilishly. He took his girlfriend's hand and led her to his locker room. "Yeah know Davey boy is awful tense lately huh?" Punk said on the way. "I think you could be a little more....gentlemanly to him" Hope explained. The older man looked deep into the girl's eyes. Punk smiled sweetly and kissed her cheek. "Naw I'm as nice as possible around that guy" he replied. Hope sighed and rolled her eyes at him. It seemed if she and Jaime wanted the men at peace they'd have to make it happen.

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The next day Hope and Jaime met in secret. They decided that they'd have a talk with each other's boyfriends. Jaime headed towards Punk's locker room and crossed his fingers. He was always shy talking to the more experienced man. "Uhm Phil...are you in here?" Jaime called out. "Yeah right here. Come on in" Punk replied.  "Oh my your...your in your undies" Jaime blushed.......

Not too far away Hope sat down next to Davey. "Can I ask you something?" The young lady asked. "Sure sweetheart" Davey replied gently. It amazed Hope how kind Davey was when Punk wasn't around. Its like all the tension was gone and he was a different person. "Uhm...why don't you and Phil get along?" Hope questioned. Davey wrinkled his nose and shrugged, "I donno. Phil and I have always been kinda different but not like this. He's the tense one though! Not me!" Hope was ready to defend her man until she thought about it. Punk did seem to be stressed ever since the company jump. "Ya know Phil has been all tied up lately. We hardly spend time together anymore" Hope sighed. "Well...okay I'm no Cupid but maybe I can help you two. I'm thinkin' maybe Philip needs some Hope time wouldn't you say?" Davey smiled sweetly. After a few more minutes both Hope and Davey shook hands and devised a plan. A plan to help each other with their relationships. And maybe bring Davey and Punk back to being friends in the process.

Meanwhile...."You and Hope haven't had sex in two months?" Jaime gasped. Punk cracked his neck and lowered his voice. "Mmmm...nope. I've been busy okay?" He barked, "sorry that came out kinda mean." "Its okay. Davey and I haven't been together in a month. When he does come to bed he reads. He reads for pete sake" Jaime rolled his eyes. The two compared some stories and eventually came to a pass. "How about if I help you with the whole...sex thing" Punk offered. "Uhm...you mean Davey and I right? Cause if you mean you and I the answer would probably be no" Jaime replied. The older man shook his head and rubbed his forehead. "No no. You and Davey. I'll help you and Davey, you help Hope and I. Deal?" Punk stretched out his arms. "Deal" Jaime hugged his friend tightly. ".....probably?" Punk repeated aloud. Jaime blushed and giggled as he stepped out of the locker room. He could hear Punk inside repeat the word 'probably' a few more times.

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The next day Hope was hired as ROH's official photographer. Jaime was her first wrestler to work with. "So tell me what its like being trained. Is Davey teaching you anything cool?" She asked between shots. "Well...actually I got different trainers. Davey trains Kyle O'Reilly and the rookies so much he doesn't have time for me. So I got Ashley Massarro and Lacey Von Erich to help me" Jaime replied. Hope fumbled with her camera, "funny. Wait...your not joking." Jaime shrugged as he posed but was soon rudely interrupted. "Yeah he got divas to train him. I offered but guess he's more interested in hair pulls and nails then wrestling" Sara Del Rey snickered. 

Hope knew Jaime's little spat with the experienced female grappler. "Uh oh Miss Del Rey your next in line for photos" Hope chirped. Sara smirked at Jaime as she prepared for her photoshoot. "Lemme just change to an extra wide frame and we'll start" Hope quipped. Sara's jaw dropped as she stormed off to the ring. "I can't stand her. She's always flirting with Davey and shit" Jaime crossed his arms. "Davey. Yeah...hey Phil and I are going out tonight after the show. You two wanna come along?" Hope offered. Jaime gladly accepted and planned to meet with Hope before going out.

Both Davey and Punk got texts at the same time. They stopped working out for very brief seconds. "A date night? With Davey?" Punk snapped. 
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