Wednesday, September 5, 2012

R...OHMY!!! Part 1

After months of rumors CM Punk finally jumped to ROH. He'd even taken his photographer girlfriend with him. It was an easy move and Punk was given a very warm welcome. Mostly from the fans, the locker room not so much. Especially the ROH world champion Davey Richards. The two argued most of the time on Twitter and in shoot interviews. Punk's girlfriend Hope knew she'd have her hands full when they'd actually be working full time. But luckily she had a very good friend that worked with Davey....inside and out of the ring.

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"David! What did I tell you about playing with my ass during interviews?" Jaime sighed. Everytime he tried to be professional this stuff happened. Davey snickered as he pressed his lips to Jaime's. "Your just practicing. Its not like those cameras are on" Davey replied. "That's doesn't matter! I'm trying to be professional here. Ya know Mr. Cornette is watching our every move" Jaime informed. "Our every move?" Davey gently kissed his younger boyfriend in front of a few camera men. "I don't care who's watching babe. What are they gonna do fire us?" Davey snickered. "They won't but management can Davey" CM Punk threw in. The straight edge star stood with his arms crossed over his chest. His tongue toyed around with his silver lip ring. Davey stepped face to face with his semi rival. Both men knew they were at the top of their game. This wasn't the first time they'd worked together in ROH history. But with Punk just off of WWE, there was much more tension this time around.

"Phil c'mon now" Hope reasoned. She hated that her boyfriend had a tiff with her friend's man. "Seriously Davey I'm sure Phil was just joking" Jaime shivered a little. "Yeaaaaah Dave. I'm just messin' around" Punk smirked devilishly. He took his girlfriend's hand and led her to his locker room. "Yeah know Davey boy is awful tense lately huh?" Punk said on the way. "I think you could be a little more....gentlemanly to him" Hope explained. The older man looked deep into the girl's eyes. Punk smiled sweetly and kissed her cheek. "Naw I'm as nice as possible around that guy" he replied. Hope sighed and rolled her eyes at him. It seemed if she and Jaime wanted the men at peace they'd have to make it happen.

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The next day Hope and Jaime met in secret. They decided that they'd have a talk with each other's boyfriends. Jaime headed towards Punk's locker room and crossed his fingers. He was always shy talking to the more experienced man. "Uhm Phil...are you in here?" Jaime called out. "Yeah right here. Come on in" Punk replied.  "Oh my your...your in your undies" Jaime blushed.......

Not too far away Hope sat down next to Davey. "Can I ask you something?" The young lady asked. "Sure sweetheart" Davey replied gently. It amazed Hope how kind Davey was when Punk wasn't around. Its like all the tension was gone and he was a different person. "Uhm...why don't you and Phil get along?" Hope questioned. Davey wrinkled his nose and shrugged, "I donno. Phil and I have always been kinda different but not like this. He's the tense one though! Not me!" Hope was ready to defend her man until she thought about it. Punk did seem to be stressed ever since the company jump. "Ya know Phil has been all tied up lately. We hardly spend time together anymore" Hope sighed. "Well...okay I'm no Cupid but maybe I can help you two. I'm thinkin' maybe Philip needs some Hope time wouldn't you say?" Davey smiled sweetly. After a few more minutes both Hope and Davey shook hands and devised a plan. A plan to help each other with their relationships. And maybe bring Davey and Punk back to being friends in the process.

Meanwhile...."You and Hope haven't had sex in two months?" Jaime gasped. Punk cracked his neck and lowered his voice. "Mmmm...nope. I've been busy okay?" He barked, "sorry that came out kinda mean." "Its okay. Davey and I haven't been together in a month. When he does come to bed he reads. He reads for pete sake" Jaime rolled his eyes. The two compared some stories and eventually came to a pass. "How about if I help you with the whole...sex thing" Punk offered. "Uhm...you mean Davey and I right? Cause if you mean you and I the answer would probably be no" Jaime replied. The older man shook his head and rubbed his forehead. "No no. You and Davey. I'll help you and Davey, you help Hope and I. Deal?" Punk stretched out his arms. "Deal" Jaime hugged his friend tightly. ".....probably?" Punk repeated aloud. Jaime blushed and giggled as he stepped out of the locker room. He could hear Punk inside repeat the word 'probably' a few more times.

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The next day Hope was hired as ROH's official photographer. Jaime was her first wrestler to work with. "So tell me what its like being trained. Is Davey teaching you anything cool?" She asked between shots. "Well...actually I got different trainers. Davey trains Kyle O'Reilly and the rookies so much he doesn't have time for me. So I got Ashley Massarro and Lacey Von Erich to help me" Jaime replied. Hope fumbled with her camera, "funny. Wait...your not joking." Jaime shrugged as he posed but was soon rudely interrupted. "Yeah he got divas to train him. I offered but guess he's more interested in hair pulls and nails then wrestling" Sara Del Rey snickered. 

Hope knew Jaime's little spat with the experienced female grappler. "Uh oh Miss Del Rey your next in line for photos" Hope chirped. Sara smirked at Jaime as she prepared for her photoshoot. "Lemme just change to an extra wide frame and we'll start" Hope quipped. Sara's jaw dropped as she stormed off to the ring. "I can't stand her. She's always flirting with Davey and shit" Jaime crossed his arms. "Davey. Yeah...hey Phil and I are going out tonight after the show. You two wanna come along?" Hope offered. Jaime gladly accepted and planned to meet with Hope before going out.

Both Davey and Punk got texts at the same time. They stopped working out for very brief seconds. "A date night? With Davey?" Punk snapped. 
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