In our last part we were introduced to Maria and Jaime. The two biggest rivals in wrestling history. No it wasn't just a kayfabe storyline either. These two legitimately hated each other. But these aren't the only lives we delved into. Phil Brooks aka CM Punk is Jaime's best friend. Awhile ago Jaime set up Phil with the Glamazon Beth Phoenix. Unfortunately Beth's aspirations don't include a relationship. Punk was left angry and confused. Being a bisexual wrestler he had a large variety of fish in his sea. But the only one nibbling at his bait was Jaime. Punk loves Jaime but can't drag the innocent rookie into his mess.
And of coarse we have Matthew Korklan. Better known as high flyer Evan Bourne. With good intentions Maria set Evan up with Chris Jericho. Sadly the walls caved in on poor Evan when Chris texted him a short goodbye. But alas we haven't quite figured out why Jaime and Maria have such hatred for each other...
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"Snowed in? What do you mean snowed in?" CM Punk burst into laughter. "I mean we are stuck in this damn building for the night" Colt Cabana replied. The indy show started to look more like a scene from a comedy special. Only a few dozen fans showed up and were now trapped in the arena. The promoters decided to cancel the show leaving many angry in the crowd. Punk was not about to have it. "That's not fair. They paid for a show and until that snow melts we are putting one on!" He protested, "what? Why are you looking at me like that?" Punk noticed Jaime staring at him intently. "Your just such a rebel. Your so studly like James Dean or Superman" Jaime sighed. "Baby please now is not the time to fall in love with me. No matter how sexy I look in my little Randy Savage trunks and boots" Punk winked. "Now where is this promoter dude?" He asked insistent on meeting him. "I'll get him bro" Colt scurried off. "Well I'm gonna explore and see who else is here" Jaime waved.
"Matt, I brought you a BLT from the snack bar" Maria said gently. Evan looked at the sandwich and turned away. It looked tempting but it wasn't enough. "I've already thrown up twice. I'm afraid to eat again" he wiped his eye. Maria laid a fist into her makeup kit. "That fucker. I'm so sorry he did this. Please Matt stop crying" she pleaded. "I can't I can't! I love him Maria. I wanted to marry him okay" Evan cried. Maria sat down next to her friend and coddled him. "Well I don't want to make you even sadder but uhm...the shows been canceled cause we're trapped in" Maria said. "What? Trapped in?" Evan quickly jumped up, "like trapped in the arena?" "Yeah the snow is bad out there babe" Maria replied. "Well what can we do now? Like maybe wanna see who else is here? Maybe that'll help me be not so depressed" Evan shrugged. He opened the locker room door and quickly shut it. The heavy thud echoed in the room. "Why'd you shut the door?" Maria asked with a laugh. "Because I change my mind! We should stay in here for awhile" Evan breathed heavily. "Your acting funny Matt. What's out there? Don't tell me the snow got into the building" Maria went for the knob.
"YOU!" Jaime and Maria shouted. They'd come face to face finally. "Why are you here? Couldn't find a kennel fast enough?" Jaime snapped. "Oh I'd did but they said you took the last cage" Maria retorted.
"Oh haha! Where'd you get that top? Visiting the retirement communities again?"
"Not all of us can dress like Hot Topic vomited on Claire's like you do."
"Slut"
"Booger!"
Jaime grabbed a jelly doughnut and flung it at Maria. "Hey! Enough!" Punk shouted. "If your gonna fight take all your clothes off and use oil" he grinned. Maria bit her lower lip, butterflies boiled up in her stomach. "Really Phil? You never surprise me" Evan managed to smile. Jaime felt his knees grow weak in an instant. For several seconds time seemed to stop all together. Maria and Jaime fantasized about Punk and Evan. "Hey!" Maria snapped out of her daze. Colt Cabana gave a boyish grin as he squirted a bottle of baby oil on her chest. "Blame him!" He pointed at Punk.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Why They Hate. Episode 1: Love is a Letdown
PWI Interviewer: So Jaime. Tells Pro Wrestling Illustrated what you really think about Maria Kanellis.
Jaime: Is this kayfabe or not?
PWI Interviewer: Uh...no.
Jaime: Oh then...she's uuuuhhhh radical and ahem...a...cool girl.
PWI Interviewer: Are you lying?
Jaime: Yes.
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PWI Interviewer: Tell us what you think of Jaime.
Maria: You mean for real or show?
PWI Interviewer: For real.
Maria: Jaime is...an nice person. He is...sweet.
PWI Interviewer: Are you lying to us?
Maria: Yes.
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Maria Kanellis and Jaime's past was a mystery among the wrestling world. The fans knew just as much as every insider. Sometime in history the two had a bitter falling out over something. This mini war had span from WWE to TNA Impact all the way to Ring Of Honor. Independent companies weren't even safe anymore. It was the biggest real life feud since Sunny and Sable. If you were smart you knew better than to stick the two in a locker room, storyline or a match. Both Maria and Jaime were true professionals but even their pride was tossed aside in the heat of battle. No one was brave enough to dare finding out why these two fought so horribly. That is until their friends decided to step in.
Phil Brooks and Matthew Korklan were the unfortunate souls. You may know them as CM Punk and Evan Bourne respectively. Evan wasn't that interested in getting into their business. Truth is he was too afraid to cross Jaime. Punk on the other hand loved to dig into the past. He didn't care if he played with fire and got burned. So it all would go down at an Indy show. Roderick Strong had invited Punk and Evan to compete in the small get together. Of coarse he'd have no idea what drama would ensue that night.
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Evan Bourne kissed Maria passionately on the lips. His tongue caressed her's very gently. "Oh Matt" Maria sighed. Evan gagged as he backed away slowly. "Seriously?" The beautiful girl huffed, "your that gay you can't play straight?" "I'm sorry Maria but c'mon. Now give me Chris Jericho then we can talk" Evan grinned. "Oh wait! I do have Chris Jericho!" He sang out. Evan had been dating Chris for the past two months. He didn't care what people said about his boyfriend either. The nasty comments about his sexuality didn't phase him. Nor did the people mocking him for dating an older man. The only thing that did bother Evan was Chris' constant lying. Maria felt like the worst friend in the world to Evan. If it weren't for her introducing the two then Evan's heartbreak wouldn't be happening. He tried to hide it but his sadness was written on his face. "So how is that going?" Maria asked timidly. "Its okay. Chris is always busy ya know. He is a very popular guy I guess" Evan sighed. His hands shook as he dug through a small duffle bag. "Maria what do I do wrong? Am I not enough for him?" Evan teared up. Maria held her friend close and cried herself. "I'm so sorry baby. If I only knew what he would do to you I swear..." She vowed. "I love him so much" Evan sobbed.
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Across the hall another duo practiced their parts. Little did they know Maria was in the same building. "Fuckin' douchbag!" CM Punk screamed. He laid a taped up fist into the wall. "Phil please calm down your scaring me" Jaime tensed up. It wasn't like the usually calm guy to fly off the handle. At least in real life.
"She's dumping me! I should dump her ass!" Punk groaned. "Beth?" Jaime shuddered to ask. "Yes hun your Beth! Remember your lovely recommendation" Punk yelled. "Ahhhhhh...sorry kiddo. Its not your fault babe." Punk sat down next to Jaime and pulled him in for a hug. "I'm sorry Phil. You know if I had a hunch she was a cunt I'd have steered you away." Jaime looked deep into Punk's glossy eyes. They melted into each other's arms and kissed seductively. Jaime relished the feeling of the "Straight Edge Superstar's" beard tickling him. "Oh Jay...baby baby baby. If only I didn't care for you so fucking much. I think we'd write a pretty bad romance" Punk chuckled. "So why don't we? Why don't we just forget about it all and fall in love Phil" Jaime nuzzled into Punk's chest. "Because" Punk thought to himself, "your in love with him. We all know that."
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Evan pulled himself together just in time for Chris to call. "Why don't you come and visit? Its supposed to be a good show" Evan suggested. Silence came over the other end of the phone. "You know I don't do indy shows sweetie. C'mon I'm Jericho" Chris retorted. Evan could barely hold back his tears. "Its okay I understand. I guess I'll see you later than" he chocked out. The two said their goodbyes and hung up soon after. Evan often wondered why he got treated the way he did. Or even if Chris really loved him. This time he had a brief second to think before he got a text. "I think we should start seeing other people. I'll send your things to your house" Chris wrote. Evan's heart pounded in a surreal moment of horror. "H-how c-c-could..." He stuttered. "What? Matthew what's the matter?" Maria asked alarmed. She read the text and became enraged. "He just said I love you" Evan fell to his knees. Maria felt guilty for even introducing the two to each other. If it weren't for her poor Evan's heartache wouldn't exist.
Jaime: Is this kayfabe or not?
PWI Interviewer: Uh...no.
Jaime: Oh then...she's uuuuhhhh radical and ahem...a...cool girl.
PWI Interviewer: Are you lying?
Jaime: Yes.
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PWI Interviewer: Tell us what you think of Jaime.
Maria: You mean for real or show?
PWI Interviewer: For real.
Maria: Jaime is...an nice person. He is...sweet.
PWI Interviewer: Are you lying to us?
Maria: Yes.
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Maria Kanellis and Jaime's past was a mystery among the wrestling world. The fans knew just as much as every insider. Sometime in history the two had a bitter falling out over something. This mini war had span from WWE to TNA Impact all the way to Ring Of Honor. Independent companies weren't even safe anymore. It was the biggest real life feud since Sunny and Sable. If you were smart you knew better than to stick the two in a locker room, storyline or a match. Both Maria and Jaime were true professionals but even their pride was tossed aside in the heat of battle. No one was brave enough to dare finding out why these two fought so horribly. That is until their friends decided to step in.
Phil Brooks and Matthew Korklan were the unfortunate souls. You may know them as CM Punk and Evan Bourne respectively. Evan wasn't that interested in getting into their business. Truth is he was too afraid to cross Jaime. Punk on the other hand loved to dig into the past. He didn't care if he played with fire and got burned. So it all would go down at an Indy show. Roderick Strong had invited Punk and Evan to compete in the small get together. Of coarse he'd have no idea what drama would ensue that night.
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Evan Bourne kissed Maria passionately on the lips. His tongue caressed her's very gently. "Oh Matt" Maria sighed. Evan gagged as he backed away slowly. "Seriously?" The beautiful girl huffed, "your that gay you can't play straight?" "I'm sorry Maria but c'mon. Now give me Chris Jericho then we can talk" Evan grinned. "Oh wait! I do have Chris Jericho!" He sang out. Evan had been dating Chris for the past two months. He didn't care what people said about his boyfriend either. The nasty comments about his sexuality didn't phase him. Nor did the people mocking him for dating an older man. The only thing that did bother Evan was Chris' constant lying. Maria felt like the worst friend in the world to Evan. If it weren't for her introducing the two then Evan's heartbreak wouldn't be happening. He tried to hide it but his sadness was written on his face. "So how is that going?" Maria asked timidly. "Its okay. Chris is always busy ya know. He is a very popular guy I guess" Evan sighed. His hands shook as he dug through a small duffle bag. "Maria what do I do wrong? Am I not enough for him?" Evan teared up. Maria held her friend close and cried herself. "I'm so sorry baby. If I only knew what he would do to you I swear..." She vowed. "I love him so much" Evan sobbed.
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Across the hall another duo practiced their parts. Little did they know Maria was in the same building. "Fuckin' douchbag!" CM Punk screamed. He laid a taped up fist into the wall. "Phil please calm down your scaring me" Jaime tensed up. It wasn't like the usually calm guy to fly off the handle. At least in real life.
"She's dumping me! I should dump her ass!" Punk groaned. "Beth?" Jaime shuddered to ask. "Yes hun your Beth! Remember your lovely recommendation" Punk yelled. "Ahhhhhh...sorry kiddo. Its not your fault babe." Punk sat down next to Jaime and pulled him in for a hug. "I'm sorry Phil. You know if I had a hunch she was a cunt I'd have steered you away." Jaime looked deep into Punk's glossy eyes. They melted into each other's arms and kissed seductively. Jaime relished the feeling of the "Straight Edge Superstar's" beard tickling him. "Oh Jay...baby baby baby. If only I didn't care for you so fucking much. I think we'd write a pretty bad romance" Punk chuckled. "So why don't we? Why don't we just forget about it all and fall in love Phil" Jaime nuzzled into Punk's chest. "Because" Punk thought to himself, "your in love with him. We all know that."
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Evan pulled himself together just in time for Chris to call. "Why don't you come and visit? Its supposed to be a good show" Evan suggested. Silence came over the other end of the phone. "You know I don't do indy shows sweetie. C'mon I'm Jericho" Chris retorted. Evan could barely hold back his tears. "Its okay I understand. I guess I'll see you later than" he chocked out. The two said their goodbyes and hung up soon after. Evan often wondered why he got treated the way he did. Or even if Chris really loved him. This time he had a brief second to think before he got a text. "I think we should start seeing other people. I'll send your things to your house" Chris wrote. Evan's heart pounded in a surreal moment of horror. "H-how c-c-could..." He stuttered. "What? Matthew what's the matter?" Maria asked alarmed. She read the text and became enraged. "He just said I love you" Evan fell to his knees. Maria felt guilty for even introducing the two to each other. If it weren't for her poor Evan's heartache wouldn't exist.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Wrestling Fairytale. Chapter 3
Inside the castle a small fiasco was occurring. The Briscoe Brothers, cohorts of Kane, back the prince and princess into a corner. "Leave us alone now...Jay...Jay...Jaime!" Hope exclaimed. Jaime laid on his back on the stone floor. "Oh please don't take us guys" Jaime pleaded. "You can't just have your way with us. Don't lay your strong hands all over my body making me cry out" He continued. "Oh for goodness sake Jaime get up" Hope sighed. One of the brothers flung the poor princess over his shoulder. The other picked Jaime up by his waist. The prince wrapped his legs around the stunned fiend, "oh no you got me. Oh look at these muscles...and tattoos!"
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"Well bollocks there's so many doors inside this bloody building" Wade cursed. The castle's interior had twisting hallways and door after door. Many of them lead to just a brick wall. "Follow me. I can smell Hope's perfume" Prince Punk directed. "Oh really now? You can find her by her scent now Fido?" Wade snapped. He threw his head back and laughed at his own joke. Punk shook it off and lead the way to the dungeon. "Oh Teddy" Cody cuddled up to his lover.
There in the middle of the room where two glass caskets. Princess Hope laid in one and Prince Jaime in the other. "Hahaha. Don't they look peaceful?" Kane said with a maniacal laugh. "Come on let's get rid of this goon and save them" Punk prepared to fight. "He's got two sidekicks with him" Ted warned, "watch out for them." Kane laughed even louder this time. "Oh don't worry about them. They've been through a battle already" he said. One Briscoe brother huddled in the corner shaking back and forth. "He just kept squeezing my butt! He squeezed my butt!"
Punk, Wade, Ted and Cody launched at Kane all at once. Fists flew and clashed with skin. Punk delivered a hard kick to Kane's skull. The villain went crashing to his knees. "Tell us what you did to them" Wade demanded. "They're under the deepest sleep and can't be woken up" Kane replied. "Oh and what we have to kiss them and they'll awaken?" Punk scoffed. "Yes. They'll wake up with the kiss from their true love" Kane answered. "Oh well...okay that was easy. Now Kane boy...its time for you to go to sleep" Punk barked. He lifted Kane above his head and slammed him down. Kane's face drove directly into Punk's knee.
Wade rushed over and unlocked both caskets. "Its been quite and adventure huh bugger" he chuckled lightly. "Just a tad" Punk replied, "Well here goes nothing." He bent down and kissed Princess Hope gently on the lips. The girl began to twitch and wake up. "Oh Punkers! You rescued me" she cried out. Hope threw her arms around Punk and kissed him. "Well Wadiekins what are you waiting for?" Punk asked. "Yeah kiss him!" Ted and Cody cheered. Wade sat back with a stunned look on his face. "I-I-I did. He didn't wake up" he responded sadly. "What do you mean? Cody you try" Punk directed.
Cody shrugged and quickly gave a peck to Jaime's lips. Ted stepped up next and did the same. Even Hope and Punk themselves tried. All attempts had so far failed. "You get over here now" Wade barked at Kane. "Why isn't he waking up?" He demanded. "Your not his true love" Kane laughed aloud.
Princess Hope exchanged looks with the others. Deep in her heart she knew exactly who Jaime's heart pined for. It was the reason why he couldn't wake up for Wade. She watched as the man crumbled to his knees and cried. Wade leaned against the clear coffin and sobbed. "Wake up babydoll. Please wake up" he pleaded, "please."
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"Well bollocks there's so many doors inside this bloody building" Wade cursed. The castle's interior had twisting hallways and door after door. Many of them lead to just a brick wall. "Follow me. I can smell Hope's perfume" Prince Punk directed. "Oh really now? You can find her by her scent now Fido?" Wade snapped. He threw his head back and laughed at his own joke. Punk shook it off and lead the way to the dungeon. "Oh Teddy" Cody cuddled up to his lover.
There in the middle of the room where two glass caskets. Princess Hope laid in one and Prince Jaime in the other. "Hahaha. Don't they look peaceful?" Kane said with a maniacal laugh. "Come on let's get rid of this goon and save them" Punk prepared to fight. "He's got two sidekicks with him" Ted warned, "watch out for them." Kane laughed even louder this time. "Oh don't worry about them. They've been through a battle already" he said. One Briscoe brother huddled in the corner shaking back and forth. "He just kept squeezing my butt! He squeezed my butt!"
Punk, Wade, Ted and Cody launched at Kane all at once. Fists flew and clashed with skin. Punk delivered a hard kick to Kane's skull. The villain went crashing to his knees. "Tell us what you did to them" Wade demanded. "They're under the deepest sleep and can't be woken up" Kane replied. "Oh and what we have to kiss them and they'll awaken?" Punk scoffed. "Yes. They'll wake up with the kiss from their true love" Kane answered. "Oh well...okay that was easy. Now Kane boy...its time for you to go to sleep" Punk barked. He lifted Kane above his head and slammed him down. Kane's face drove directly into Punk's knee.
Wade rushed over and unlocked both caskets. "Its been quite and adventure huh bugger" he chuckled lightly. "Just a tad" Punk replied, "Well here goes nothing." He bent down and kissed Princess Hope gently on the lips. The girl began to twitch and wake up. "Oh Punkers! You rescued me" she cried out. Hope threw her arms around Punk and kissed him. "Well Wadiekins what are you waiting for?" Punk asked. "Yeah kiss him!" Ted and Cody cheered. Wade sat back with a stunned look on his face. "I-I-I did. He didn't wake up" he responded sadly. "What do you mean? Cody you try" Punk directed.
Cody shrugged and quickly gave a peck to Jaime's lips. Ted stepped up next and did the same. Even Hope and Punk themselves tried. All attempts had so far failed. "You get over here now" Wade barked at Kane. "Why isn't he waking up?" He demanded. "Your not his true love" Kane laughed aloud.
Princess Hope exchanged looks with the others. Deep in her heart she knew exactly who Jaime's heart pined for. It was the reason why he couldn't wake up for Wade. She watched as the man crumbled to his knees and cried. Wade leaned against the clear coffin and sobbed. "Wake up babydoll. Please wake up" he pleaded, "please."
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Wrestling Fairytale. Chapter 2
"Excuse me but can I come in?" Wade peeked into Jaime's room. "Hello? Where are you sweetheart?" Several things in the neat room were out of place. A vanity mirror lay in several shattered pieces on the floor. Wade knew immediately that something wrong had gone on. "Hey bud what's the matter?" Punk asked taking a bite of his sandwich. "Look in here" Wade directed, "I think something went on." "Come on" Punk grabbed Wade. They ran into Hope's room to find it empty. "I think I know who did this" Punk said angrily. "We need to save them. But we need help." That help came in the form of two old friends.
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Those two friend where a millionaire heir name Ted and his boyfriend Cody. Of coarse the two where in their warm comfy bed when Punk popped in. "Sorry I busted down your door! Its an emergency though...hey where's Cody?" He asked. "Uh well Punk he's uh...uh" Ted blushed. "I'm under here...give us a second" Cody said under the covers. "Well hurry up its an emergency" Punk cried out.
After a few minutes Ted emerged from the bedroom. He found his two friends sitting in the living room. Both had distraught looks upon their faces. "What's wrong guys?" Ted asked. "Its Hope and Jaime...." Punk answered. "They've been kidnapped by someone. We have a hunch its that creep Kane" Wade finished. Even just the name of the creature sent chills up everyone's spine. "Well Cody and I are for sure gonna help. No doubt all of us together can take him" Ted assured. He ran to get his gear and his boyfriend. Soon the small group ventured deep into the woods.
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Meanwhile Hope and Jaime were locked away in a dungeon. It was dark, damp and a little sticky in the wretched cell. "Why are my shoes stuck to the floor?" Hope sobbed. "I don't even wanna know." Jaime sighed, "ewww the walls are dripping green slime! This place is so gross!" "You don't like my home?" Kane said with a sinister chuckle. He ran his hand through Princess Hope's long brown hair. She hated to admit that she was somewhat attracted to Kane. But fear overcame any emotion she could have now. "Here....this is all you get" Kane seethed. He threw two glasses of water at his prisoners. Hope slowly drank her's while Jaime chugged his. "Seriously no food?" The young prince snapped. Kane growled at him through his red mask. Little did the Prince and Princess know that the water was no typical liquid. It was a potion that would soon take its effect.
"I wonder if our boys will ever find us" Hope let out a low whisper. She looked out of a small window overlooking the dark woods. The wind blew lightly kicking up a few dead leaves in its gust. Hope swore she could hear voices off in the distance. "Its this way you dumb bloke" she managed to make out. "Jaime! I hear Wade! Wade and Punk!" Hope cheered. Jaime ran towards the window next to his friend. "Sorry not all of us can sniff out the trail fido!" Punk wailed. "Yes! Its them! Its them!" Jaime hugged Hope.
Kane prepared for battle with the heroes. If he held them off long enough his plan would work. In his mind this would be an easy task. "Your in big trouble now buster" Hope warned him. Kane ignored her as he went about his own business.
"Hey look down there! They're here!" Jaime announced. Just below the window stood the four warriors. "Well Wade where's the entrance!" Punk said sarcastically. "How in the bloody hell would I know that shrimp?" Wade bellowed. "Well you ARE the all knowing Duke of Corre. I thought you would instantly know where to find the door" Punk screeched back. Cody and Ted rolled their eyes and chuckled. The dim castle stood before them like an ominous obelisk. A few small windows seemed to be the only entrance into the fortress. "Well we need to get inside quick! I think I heard Hope screaming" Cody said urgently.
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Those two friend where a millionaire heir name Ted and his boyfriend Cody. Of coarse the two where in their warm comfy bed when Punk popped in. "Sorry I busted down your door! Its an emergency though...hey where's Cody?" He asked. "Uh well Punk he's uh...uh" Ted blushed. "I'm under here...give us a second" Cody said under the covers. "Well hurry up its an emergency" Punk cried out.
After a few minutes Ted emerged from the bedroom. He found his two friends sitting in the living room. Both had distraught looks upon their faces. "What's wrong guys?" Ted asked. "Its Hope and Jaime...." Punk answered. "They've been kidnapped by someone. We have a hunch its that creep Kane" Wade finished. Even just the name of the creature sent chills up everyone's spine. "Well Cody and I are for sure gonna help. No doubt all of us together can take him" Ted assured. He ran to get his gear and his boyfriend. Soon the small group ventured deep into the woods.
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Meanwhile Hope and Jaime were locked away in a dungeon. It was dark, damp and a little sticky in the wretched cell. "Why are my shoes stuck to the floor?" Hope sobbed. "I don't even wanna know." Jaime sighed, "ewww the walls are dripping green slime! This place is so gross!" "You don't like my home?" Kane said with a sinister chuckle. He ran his hand through Princess Hope's long brown hair. She hated to admit that she was somewhat attracted to Kane. But fear overcame any emotion she could have now. "Here....this is all you get" Kane seethed. He threw two glasses of water at his prisoners. Hope slowly drank her's while Jaime chugged his. "Seriously no food?" The young prince snapped. Kane growled at him through his red mask. Little did the Prince and Princess know that the water was no typical liquid. It was a potion that would soon take its effect.
"I wonder if our boys will ever find us" Hope let out a low whisper. She looked out of a small window overlooking the dark woods. The wind blew lightly kicking up a few dead leaves in its gust. Hope swore she could hear voices off in the distance. "Its this way you dumb bloke" she managed to make out. "Jaime! I hear Wade! Wade and Punk!" Hope cheered. Jaime ran towards the window next to his friend. "Sorry not all of us can sniff out the trail fido!" Punk wailed. "Yes! Its them! Its them!" Jaime hugged Hope.
Kane prepared for battle with the heroes. If he held them off long enough his plan would work. In his mind this would be an easy task. "Your in big trouble now buster" Hope warned him. Kane ignored her as he went about his own business.
"Hey look down there! They're here!" Jaime announced. Just below the window stood the four warriors. "Well Wade where's the entrance!" Punk said sarcastically. "How in the bloody hell would I know that shrimp?" Wade bellowed. "Well you ARE the all knowing Duke of Corre. I thought you would instantly know where to find the door" Punk screeched back. Cody and Ted rolled their eyes and chuckled. The dim castle stood before them like an ominous obelisk. A few small windows seemed to be the only entrance into the fortress. "Well we need to get inside quick! I think I heard Hope screaming" Cody said urgently.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
A Wrestling Fairytale. Chapter 1
Once upon a time there was a Prince named Jaime and a Princess named Hope. They lived in a small village made entirely of neon and glitter. Usually there wasn't an unhappy person in sight. Until now.
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But first let's take a look into Princess Hope's wedding. It was announced that Prince Punk would be taking her hand in marriage. Everyone was elated for months until the big day. Prince Jaime on the other hand was not as happy. It had been a few weeks since his lover had passed away in battle. He was tired of the support of his people. Jaime wished he could go out without hearing the sad comments. In his confused mind he couldn't decide whether to forget or remember his lost love. Little did the young prince realize that a secret crush pined for his attention. It was Wade, Duke of Corre. A tall handsome dignitary with a gorgeous accent. Unfortunately Wade was too much of a macho man to admit his true feelings for Jaime.
But today was totally different. Everyone was in a happy go lucky type of mood. So before the wedding Wade decided to pay Jaime a little visit. "Sir. Wade, Duke of Corre is here to see you" a knight named Kingston announced. "Oh really? Send him in" Jaime's cheeks seemed to glow. Wade strolled in like a true royal gentleman. "To what do I owe this little drop by" Jaime purred. "Well seeing as how I am dateless to dear Princess Hope's wedding I uh...oh bloody hell you know what I'm trying to say" Wade stammered. "You want me to accompany you sir?" The young prince grinned. Wade nodded and held out his gloved hand. "If you will my dearest darling" he whispered.
"Seriously do you two have to talk like total douchbags" Prince Punk groaned. Speaking in a royal manner was Punk's one true pet peeve. "How long were you standing there you bugger!" Wade snapped. "Long enough to hear all that mushy bullcrap. Look just admit you like Jaime, get it on and over with. Geez what are you a wuss" Prince Punk taunted. His teeth gently played with his lip ring. A sure sign that he was conjuring up some harmless trouble. Wade bashfully turned to Jaime, "how about we discuss this later dear. I can't concentrate with children in the room." Wade stormed out leaving only Punk and Jaime. "Your are a punk you know." Jaime sighed, "But I like you so I'll forgive you for chasing him away." Punk grinned sheepishly and also left the room. Little did Jaime know that he was being watched from far away. Outside of his bedroom window stood "it". A tormented soul by the name of Kane. Kane wanted no more than to destroy Jaime and Hope. That plan would soon go into motion.
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Hope kissed her fiancé Punk's lips. "I can't wait til the honeymoon" she whispered. "Oh my! Are you going to just like throw me on the bed and uh make me your bitch huh?" Punk grinned. Hope didn't respond, instead she pushed her man onto her bed. She quickly threw off her silk gown to the floor. Punk could barely hide his stiff cock from his girlfriend now. He removed his shirt and tight underwear. "So wanna maybe dirty talk first then..." Punk teased. Hope wasn't in the mood for cutesy games tonight. She jumped onto Punk and began making love to him. "Oh Punk. Kiss me" Hope begged. The rebel prince's pierced lip always drove Hope crazy. Punk made out with her for several seconds. His tongue caressed her's passionately. He went harder and harder into her. Each time Punk moaned louder. "Oh god...oh babe I'm...I'm gonna cum" he cried out. Punk slammed into Hope one last time before his cock burst with cum. "Wow you are so fucking amazing" Hope kissed him tenderly.
"Oh really now? Well give me two minutes to get a sandwich and I'll come back and do it again" Prince Punk winked. He rolled out of bed and ran quickly to the kitchen. Hope laid back and fantasized about her life. Everything seemed so perfect and relaxing. "Don't scream" Kane whispered in her ear. He grabbed the young lady and pulled her from her safe room.
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But first let's take a look into Princess Hope's wedding. It was announced that Prince Punk would be taking her hand in marriage. Everyone was elated for months until the big day. Prince Jaime on the other hand was not as happy. It had been a few weeks since his lover had passed away in battle. He was tired of the support of his people. Jaime wished he could go out without hearing the sad comments. In his confused mind he couldn't decide whether to forget or remember his lost love. Little did the young prince realize that a secret crush pined for his attention. It was Wade, Duke of Corre. A tall handsome dignitary with a gorgeous accent. Unfortunately Wade was too much of a macho man to admit his true feelings for Jaime.
But today was totally different. Everyone was in a happy go lucky type of mood. So before the wedding Wade decided to pay Jaime a little visit. "Sir. Wade, Duke of Corre is here to see you" a knight named Kingston announced. "Oh really? Send him in" Jaime's cheeks seemed to glow. Wade strolled in like a true royal gentleman. "To what do I owe this little drop by" Jaime purred. "Well seeing as how I am dateless to dear Princess Hope's wedding I uh...oh bloody hell you know what I'm trying to say" Wade stammered. "You want me to accompany you sir?" The young prince grinned. Wade nodded and held out his gloved hand. "If you will my dearest darling" he whispered.
"Seriously do you two have to talk like total douchbags" Prince Punk groaned. Speaking in a royal manner was Punk's one true pet peeve. "How long were you standing there you bugger!" Wade snapped. "Long enough to hear all that mushy bullcrap. Look just admit you like Jaime, get it on and over with. Geez what are you a wuss" Prince Punk taunted. His teeth gently played with his lip ring. A sure sign that he was conjuring up some harmless trouble. Wade bashfully turned to Jaime, "how about we discuss this later dear. I can't concentrate with children in the room." Wade stormed out leaving only Punk and Jaime. "Your are a punk you know." Jaime sighed, "But I like you so I'll forgive you for chasing him away." Punk grinned sheepishly and also left the room. Little did Jaime know that he was being watched from far away. Outside of his bedroom window stood "it". A tormented soul by the name of Kane. Kane wanted no more than to destroy Jaime and Hope. That plan would soon go into motion.
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Hope kissed her fiancé Punk's lips. "I can't wait til the honeymoon" she whispered. "Oh my! Are you going to just like throw me on the bed and uh make me your bitch huh?" Punk grinned. Hope didn't respond, instead she pushed her man onto her bed. She quickly threw off her silk gown to the floor. Punk could barely hide his stiff cock from his girlfriend now. He removed his shirt and tight underwear. "So wanna maybe dirty talk first then..." Punk teased. Hope wasn't in the mood for cutesy games tonight. She jumped onto Punk and began making love to him. "Oh Punk. Kiss me" Hope begged. The rebel prince's pierced lip always drove Hope crazy. Punk made out with her for several seconds. His tongue caressed her's passionately. He went harder and harder into her. Each time Punk moaned louder. "Oh god...oh babe I'm...I'm gonna cum" he cried out. Punk slammed into Hope one last time before his cock burst with cum. "Wow you are so fucking amazing" Hope kissed him tenderly.
"Oh really now? Well give me two minutes to get a sandwich and I'll come back and do it again" Prince Punk winked. He rolled out of bed and ran quickly to the kitchen. Hope laid back and fantasized about her life. Everything seemed so perfect and relaxing. "Don't scream" Kane whispered in her ear. He grabbed the young lady and pulled her from her safe room.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
I Came To (Say It To Your Face).
The Miz flew over the top rope and crashed to the mat. He'd finally been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. He walked slowly to the backstage area with a frown. Lately his career hadn't been exactly where he wanted it to be. The glitz of the WWE Championship had slipped his grasp once again. The Miz couldn't figure out how he'd gone from a main event man to mid card so fast. Deep in his concentration he failed to notice he wasn't alone in his locker room. "Hi Mikey" a voice cooed. "Hey Mike Mike" another similar voice trailed after. "Brie...Nikki" The Miz said softly, "uh just paying me a visit huh?" "No we've got a little agenda tonight so listen up buster" Brie grinned. "You" Nikki continued. Her crimson red fingernail pointed like a sword. "You and our friend are going out on a date tonight. No excuses no dogging it." The Miz, known to his friends as Mike, just shook his head. "No more blind dates for me ladies. Remember last time I ended up with Maryse?" He sighed. "Ah yeah...well sorry that was our bad. But Al....uh mystery ma...argh" Brie struggled on her words. "What Brie is trying to say without spilling the secret is this. Our date for you is something you've had but your too blind to see" Nikki claimed.
"Oh my gosh! Our date, too blind to see! Blind date see Mikey!" The twins cried out in unison. "Tonight? What time?" Mike finally agreed. Brie couldn't help but hop up and down. "We knew you'd come around. Okay your long lost love will be at your hotel room at one. Yeah so its late but c'mon an after midnight date" Nikki smiled. "Oooh after midnight that's sexy" Brie added. The two innocent girls tried desperately to make the date look even fancier. "Is this all I need to know girls?" Mike asked. "No warnings of 'don't look her in the eye' or 'don't touch her hair' like last time?" He chuckled. The Bellas shook their heads and handed Mike a medium sized box. "Our only request is wear this" Nikki said softly. "If you think hard Mikey its a hint to who your date is" Brie giggled. Mike opened the box to find a deep cobalt dress shirt and a silk gold tie. "This is my hint? A shirt and tie?" He crinkled his nose. "Seriously babe open your mind. Look beyond the object okay?" Brie pouted sweetly. "Bye Mike have fun" The twins left.
Later on Mike quickly showered up. He made sure to watch his time as he dressed. A knock at his hotel room door both startled him and excited him. "Its only twelve thirty" he said to himself. Mike too a deep breath before opening the door wide. "Hi Mikey I uh hate to bother you so late at night" Kofi Kingston said. "I think I left my cologne with you at the arena" he continued. "Oh shit yeah you did. Lemme get it for you buddy" Mike replied. He went into his suitcase and retrieved the Ralph Lauren Polo cologne. "I have to get me a bottle of this man" he laughed. "Hey thanks dude. Glad you liked it. A buddy of mine needs it for a date tonight" Kofi explained. "You gotta friend who got wrangled into a date tonight too? Poor guy" Mike laughed aloud. "Haha he's a pretty lucky guy. Just nervous ya know. He said this date is someone he's crushed on for a long time" Kofi said. After a couple more minutes of chit chat Kofi left.
"Well that killed another ten minutes" Mike said to himself. He finished off his outfit with the gold tie. It looked absolutely ridiculous in his mind. There was no rhyme or reason behind it. No hidden reason that could be reasoned to him. All this thinking had passed more time than Mike had expected it to. A knock at his door made him realize it was time for the date. The moment of truth had finally come.
"Hi Mikey" Brie smiled, "I'm so glad to see your wearing your stuff. Well uhm Nikki is wrangling your date. He's kinda shy." "Woah hey wait now....he?" Mike sputtered. Nikki struggled to pull a brown haired man toward the room. A small lamp outside cast a golden glow upon the mystery guy. "Kevin?" Mike whispered gently. It was Kevin Kiley known by his ring name Alex Riley. "Hi Mike. I'm your date tonight" Alex mumbled. His two chocolate eyes averted themselves to the hallway ceiling. Trying so hard not to meet the gaze of his date. "Wow look at the time we gotta jet" said Nikki. "Yeah bye boys. Have fun" Brie added. With that the twin duo went about their own way. "I'll just leave" Alex frowned. "No stay please. I've been waiting for this moment for awhile" Mike admitted. His hand reached for his longtime crush. The pair had a history in and out of the world of wrestling. But never did either of them have the heart to confess their love for one another.
"Kevin? Alex? Uhmm...I'm glad this happened" Mike gently said. "Me too. I've always wanted you Mikey...The Miz...you truly are awesome" Alex grinned. "Kevin" Mike blurted, "fuck me. Right now, take me." Alex wasted no time slamming the door shut and sweeping up Mike. Their lips touched lightly for the first couple of seconds. Slowly their tongues locked and played with each others. Mike ripped open Alex's shirt and kissed up and down his chest. "Oh fuck Mike! Let's hit the bed" Alex growled. He hopped onto the mattress with a soft splash. "C'mon Mikey. I can't wait any longer."
Mike crawled on top of Alex and kissed him again. All he could hear was the sound of zippers being undone. The feeling of warm hands tingled on Mike's thighs. "Nervous?" Alex asked in a low tone. "No" Mike replied. But in the back of his mind he was scared shitless. He'd never been intimate with another man in his life. But now was as good a time as any. The smell of spicy cologne filled the air. It seemed like time seemed to stop for the two. It was their moment to show the ultimate act of love to each other. Mike held Alex's thick cock in his left hand. "Oh Mike. Your hand feels awesome" Alex moaned. "Call me Miz sweetie" Mike winked. A devilish smile crossed his lips as he started deep throating Alex. The feel of a thick cock sliding on his tongue made Mike moan in pleasure.
"Damn Miz. How many times have you done this?" Alex smiled.
"Muuuurppph" Mike mumbled.
"Ha honey try taking my dick out of your pretty little mouth so I can understand you."
"Oh...uh this is my first time ARy."
"Woah for real? Well your really really good."
Alex gave a big grin while he turned Mike over. "Come on Miz. I wanna have at this awesome ass of your's" Alex growled. He buried his face into the other man's round butt. "Oh god oh Alex...eat me out baby" Mike begged. Alex's wet tongue slid up and down his partner's hole. Gently slipping in and out.
Outside the door Nikki stood and listened. "I totally made that happen...its sounds really sexy in there" she bit her lower lip. "Oh my god Nikki" Brie bellowed. "Stop perving out over there. Like you've never heard two guys getting it on before." "Yeah but Brie we totally brought them together. Its so sweet" Nikki said. "Awwwwwhhh" the twins pouted together.
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Mike bent over and braced himself. "You ready?" Alex whispered in his ear. "Yeah" Mike answered coyly. "Oh god" he cried out. Alex began sliding his cock into Mike's tight hole. "Oh yeah you need loosened up sweetie" Alex smiled. He'd never felt anything so good in his life. Alex was no virgin but this felt like the first time to him. The two lover's bodies seemed to be in sync with each others. Moving in a gentle thrusting motion together. "How are you feeling Mikey?" Alex asked. "It hurts a little...but it feels amazing" Mike replied. Alex picked up his pace, he started ramming into his partner. They both began panting trying desperately to catch their breath. "Oh Alex" Mike called out loud, "lemme try something. Lay down babe." Alex pulled out of Mike and laid on his back. He eagerly awaited what The Miz's next move would be. "I hope you like this" Mike grinned. He slowly sat down onto Alex's hard dick and began bouncing. "Oh fuck Miiiiiiccck! Oh god that's amazing" Alex cried. Finally after almost a year the sexual tension was gone. The months of hopeless flirting and light touching. The nights of longing to be together, it was all gone.
"Oh god Mike I'm...I'm gonna cum! Ride me faster" Alex demanded. He held onto his partner's hips and began slamming him down. "Oh ARy! Fill me up baby" Mike begged breathlessly. "Oooohhh Mike fuck!" Alex exclaimed. His cock exploded with several shots of warm cum. Alex rolled Mike over and began sucking his cock. "Wow ARy! You aren't too bad at this yourself baby...oh god ahhhhhh" Mike moaned. "Did ya like it?" Alex asked licking cum off his lips. "I loved it...and I love you." Mike replied, "can I cuddle up in your arms tonight?" "Of coarse Mikey" Alex smiled. He wrapped his muscular arms around his lover. "So looks like we kinda missed our dinner date. Wanna shoot for breakfast?" Alex questioned. "How about you eat me for breakfast" Mike winked. The two laughed and gave each other passionate kisses on the neck. "I love you Mike" Alex whispered. "I love...you too" Mike replied as he fell asleep.
"Oh my gosh! Our date, too blind to see! Blind date see Mikey!" The twins cried out in unison. "Tonight? What time?" Mike finally agreed. Brie couldn't help but hop up and down. "We knew you'd come around. Okay your long lost love will be at your hotel room at one. Yeah so its late but c'mon an after midnight date" Nikki smiled. "Oooh after midnight that's sexy" Brie added. The two innocent girls tried desperately to make the date look even fancier. "Is this all I need to know girls?" Mike asked. "No warnings of 'don't look her in the eye' or 'don't touch her hair' like last time?" He chuckled. The Bellas shook their heads and handed Mike a medium sized box. "Our only request is wear this" Nikki said softly. "If you think hard Mikey its a hint to who your date is" Brie giggled. Mike opened the box to find a deep cobalt dress shirt and a silk gold tie. "This is my hint? A shirt and tie?" He crinkled his nose. "Seriously babe open your mind. Look beyond the object okay?" Brie pouted sweetly. "Bye Mike have fun" The twins left.
Later on Mike quickly showered up. He made sure to watch his time as he dressed. A knock at his hotel room door both startled him and excited him. "Its only twelve thirty" he said to himself. Mike too a deep breath before opening the door wide. "Hi Mikey I uh hate to bother you so late at night" Kofi Kingston said. "I think I left my cologne with you at the arena" he continued. "Oh shit yeah you did. Lemme get it for you buddy" Mike replied. He went into his suitcase and retrieved the Ralph Lauren Polo cologne. "I have to get me a bottle of this man" he laughed. "Hey thanks dude. Glad you liked it. A buddy of mine needs it for a date tonight" Kofi explained. "You gotta friend who got wrangled into a date tonight too? Poor guy" Mike laughed aloud. "Haha he's a pretty lucky guy. Just nervous ya know. He said this date is someone he's crushed on for a long time" Kofi said. After a couple more minutes of chit chat Kofi left.
"Well that killed another ten minutes" Mike said to himself. He finished off his outfit with the gold tie. It looked absolutely ridiculous in his mind. There was no rhyme or reason behind it. No hidden reason that could be reasoned to him. All this thinking had passed more time than Mike had expected it to. A knock at his door made him realize it was time for the date. The moment of truth had finally come.
"Hi Mikey" Brie smiled, "I'm so glad to see your wearing your stuff. Well uhm Nikki is wrangling your date. He's kinda shy." "Woah hey wait now....he?" Mike sputtered. Nikki struggled to pull a brown haired man toward the room. A small lamp outside cast a golden glow upon the mystery guy. "Kevin?" Mike whispered gently. It was Kevin Kiley known by his ring name Alex Riley. "Hi Mike. I'm your date tonight" Alex mumbled. His two chocolate eyes averted themselves to the hallway ceiling. Trying so hard not to meet the gaze of his date. "Wow look at the time we gotta jet" said Nikki. "Yeah bye boys. Have fun" Brie added. With that the twin duo went about their own way. "I'll just leave" Alex frowned. "No stay please. I've been waiting for this moment for awhile" Mike admitted. His hand reached for his longtime crush. The pair had a history in and out of the world of wrestling. But never did either of them have the heart to confess their love for one another.
"Kevin? Alex? Uhmm...I'm glad this happened" Mike gently said. "Me too. I've always wanted you Mikey...The Miz...you truly are awesome" Alex grinned. "Kevin" Mike blurted, "fuck me. Right now, take me." Alex wasted no time slamming the door shut and sweeping up Mike. Their lips touched lightly for the first couple of seconds. Slowly their tongues locked and played with each others. Mike ripped open Alex's shirt and kissed up and down his chest. "Oh fuck Mike! Let's hit the bed" Alex growled. He hopped onto the mattress with a soft splash. "C'mon Mikey. I can't wait any longer."
Mike crawled on top of Alex and kissed him again. All he could hear was the sound of zippers being undone. The feeling of warm hands tingled on Mike's thighs. "Nervous?" Alex asked in a low tone. "No" Mike replied. But in the back of his mind he was scared shitless. He'd never been intimate with another man in his life. But now was as good a time as any. The smell of spicy cologne filled the air. It seemed like time seemed to stop for the two. It was their moment to show the ultimate act of love to each other. Mike held Alex's thick cock in his left hand. "Oh Mike. Your hand feels awesome" Alex moaned. "Call me Miz sweetie" Mike winked. A devilish smile crossed his lips as he started deep throating Alex. The feel of a thick cock sliding on his tongue made Mike moan in pleasure.
"Damn Miz. How many times have you done this?" Alex smiled.
"Muuuurppph" Mike mumbled.
"Ha honey try taking my dick out of your pretty little mouth so I can understand you."
"Oh...uh this is my first time ARy."
"Woah for real? Well your really really good."
Alex gave a big grin while he turned Mike over. "Come on Miz. I wanna have at this awesome ass of your's" Alex growled. He buried his face into the other man's round butt. "Oh god oh Alex...eat me out baby" Mike begged. Alex's wet tongue slid up and down his partner's hole. Gently slipping in and out.
Outside the door Nikki stood and listened. "I totally made that happen...its sounds really sexy in there" she bit her lower lip. "Oh my god Nikki" Brie bellowed. "Stop perving out over there. Like you've never heard two guys getting it on before." "Yeah but Brie we totally brought them together. Its so sweet" Nikki said. "Awwwwwhhh" the twins pouted together.
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Mike bent over and braced himself. "You ready?" Alex whispered in his ear. "Yeah" Mike answered coyly. "Oh god" he cried out. Alex began sliding his cock into Mike's tight hole. "Oh yeah you need loosened up sweetie" Alex smiled. He'd never felt anything so good in his life. Alex was no virgin but this felt like the first time to him. The two lover's bodies seemed to be in sync with each others. Moving in a gentle thrusting motion together. "How are you feeling Mikey?" Alex asked. "It hurts a little...but it feels amazing" Mike replied. Alex picked up his pace, he started ramming into his partner. They both began panting trying desperately to catch their breath. "Oh Alex" Mike called out loud, "lemme try something. Lay down babe." Alex pulled out of Mike and laid on his back. He eagerly awaited what The Miz's next move would be. "I hope you like this" Mike grinned. He slowly sat down onto Alex's hard dick and began bouncing. "Oh fuck Miiiiiiccck! Oh god that's amazing" Alex cried. Finally after almost a year the sexual tension was gone. The months of hopeless flirting and light touching. The nights of longing to be together, it was all gone.
"Oh god Mike I'm...I'm gonna cum! Ride me faster" Alex demanded. He held onto his partner's hips and began slamming him down. "Oh ARy! Fill me up baby" Mike begged breathlessly. "Oooohhh Mike fuck!" Alex exclaimed. His cock exploded with several shots of warm cum. Alex rolled Mike over and began sucking his cock. "Wow ARy! You aren't too bad at this yourself baby...oh god ahhhhhh" Mike moaned. "Did ya like it?" Alex asked licking cum off his lips. "I loved it...and I love you." Mike replied, "can I cuddle up in your arms tonight?" "Of coarse Mikey" Alex smiled. He wrapped his muscular arms around his lover. "So looks like we kinda missed our dinner date. Wanna shoot for breakfast?" Alex questioned. "How about you eat me for breakfast" Mike winked. The two laughed and gave each other passionate kisses on the neck. "I love you Mike" Alex whispered. "I love...you too" Mike replied as he fell asleep.
Hart of a Brat. Part 2
The next day Natalya phoned her girls. "How did the outing go last night?" She questioned. "Uh Colt made a dumb joke and Jaime got upset. He ended up spending the night with us" AJ replied. She looked over to see Jaime and Kaitlyn cuddled up on the couch. "You should see him Nattie. He's all snuggled with Katie" she added. "Awh cute" Natalya cooed. "But seriously I know someone who really likes him. They need a little push so tonight's the night. Here's my plan...." She confessed. AJ listened to every word down to the smallest detail. Everything had to sync up perfect for that night.
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"Welcome to WWE NXT. Tonight we'll see Evan Bourne with his rookie Jaime take on Derrick Bateman. We'll also have a special divas tag match between Kaitlyn and AJ versus Naomi and Cameron!" Josh Matthews said.
Backstage Natalya set her plan in motion. The cues of each person had to be spot on or else. And absolutely no one wanted to disappoint the mastermind. "Okay AJ where is Jaime?" Natalya whispered. "He's in the locker room with Cannon and JTG" AJ reported.
"And Evan?"
"Uh Evan is....is uhm I don't know someone else had him"
"Who had him?"
"Uh Naomi! Nay had him!"
Natalya searched until she found Naomi. The look on the rookie's face didn't look good. "What's wrong? What's going on?" Natalya asked quickly. "Its Matthew. I mean Evan" Naomi teared up, "He's been suspended!" "What? Why?" Natalya sputtered. Finally she noticed several other distraught wrestlers around her. "Kofi! What happened?" Natalya found Evan's tag partner. Kofi shook his head with a frown. "Man management came in here and said Matt didn't pass his drug test. They suspended him Nattie. He left in a hurry like he didn't even want people to see him" Kofi explained. The ultimate plan had just blown up. The matchmaker herself didn't know whether to cry and punch the wall. She was angry that Matthew Korklan, or Evan Bourne to his fans, had done this. He was much smarter than to do this. Natalya wanted so much for the two friend she knew belonged together.
"Jaime? Come here" Tyson Kidd smiled wearily. The whole locker room had been in search for Jaime for awhile. Tyson found his in a corner crying to himself. "No I'm not coming out. I cry too much your are gonna think I'm a big baby" Jaime replied. "Sweetie don't you wanna come out? That's a tight corner...hey how are you even in there? You have to be uncomfortable" Tyson giggled. The next words out of Jaime's mouth were too muffled to even understand. His face buried too deep into his legs to even see. "Lemme get him" Natalya said to Tyson. "Come here babydoll. We don't think your a baby. Your just upset" she softly said.
"Nu uh I'm gonna sleep in here until I die" Jaime replied.
"No your not come here" Natalya whispered.
"I want to stay here. No one cares for me anyway."
"That's not true. If you only knew kid."
"Fine I'll come out an let a mack truck run over me"
"Damn it you brat get out here now!"
Natalya dove into the corner and grabbed her friend. The infamous Hart adrenaline flowed into her veins. She locked Jaime's legs and drug him out in the open. "No please I'm sorry I didn't mean it! I want to live! Don't kill me Nattie" Jaime pleaded. Natalya was too angry to hear a word. All the work just to make this stubborn brat happy and this is how he acted. Within seconds Jaime was locked into a vicious sharpshooter. The signature submission hold of all the Hart family. "Nattie let him go! Oh my gosh" Tyson cried. "Oh sorry. I got caught up" Natalya let loose. "But get up you spoiled kid. I'm not finished with you!" Jaime climbed to his feet and brushed himself off. "You! In the car now. Tyson will get your shit later! Your coming with me" Natalya demanded.
Jaime had never seen his friend like this before. His best bet would have been to follow his directions. "But I need my..." Jaime managed to get out. "Get! Get" Natalya grabbed his arm. She led him to a green Explorer parked outside and shoved him in. Natalya jumped into the driver's seat and sped off."I think she flipped. I always wondered what I'd do to push her but it was him that finally did it" Tyson remarked.
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Meanwhile....Evan Bourne sat lonely in his room. Sadness overcame his pride as he started to cry. How could someone so smart do something like this. Evan's confidence had been reduced to almost nothing. He didn't even want to show his face around the roster better yet his family. "Hey open up! Let me in" AJ pounded at his door. "Please I just want to be left alone. Sorry AJ" Evan groaned. "No Matthew please I need to tell you something! Something important" AJ pleaded. Still the door stayed shut. The girl stared angrily at the gold '42' plated on the door. "Well okay but Nattie is on her way and she won't give up as easily" AJ warned.
Within minutes Natalya was at Evan's door. The sweet "Nattie" that everyone knew was now unstoppable. Her hard fist pounded on the doorframe. "Matthew Joseph Korklan! Open this fucking door now!" Evan obliged at a lightening speed. "Yes" he chirped trying not to show fear. Without a word Natalya tossed Jaime into Evan's arms. The matchmaker had finally pushed fate to the brink. It was now up to the two boys to accept it or deny it. "Well what's this about huh" Evan giggled. Just his smile ran shivers through his young rookie. "Matt have I ever told you I love that grin? Your side teeth are kinda pointy and cute" Jaime blushed. "Naw...I think your smile is cute. When your lips are barely parted and those adorable dimples" Evan squeaked lightly. It felt like forever that the both of them stood still. Just staring into each others eyes. Evan's hazelnut eyes sent shockwaves into Jaime's violet eyes.
Outside the room stood a gang of wrestlers. "I hope they get together" Alicia Fox sighed. There wasn't a curious mind the entire hotel hallway. Each hoping that the pair inside would somehow make it work.
"So you got suspended? What will happen to us...I mean our story...line. Storyline?" Jaime question. Evan shrugged, his confidence too low to even make eye contact with his rookie. "I donno sweetie. I'm sorry I fucked up Jay. I promise this won't ruin you on NXT though" he assured. "Yeah but it hurts me that I won't see you everyday. I like you Matthew. I really like you. I think I may be falling in love with you" Jaime sighed thoughtfully. A long moment of silence fell over the room. Jaime began to wonder if he'd said the wrong thing. Evan inched closer letting his cool breath tickle Jaime's lips. They made a small sucking sound as they kissed tenderly. "Oh Matt!" Jaime gasped. "Jay. I love you babe" Evan said softly. Both boys went in for another long kiss.
"Hey...what's going on in there?" Kaitlyn screamed. "Yeah we're dying out here! Updates updates!!!!" AJ chanted. Evan and Jaime chuckled as they nipped each other's lips. "I don't want you to leave me" Jaime teared up. "Don't cry baby. I'm not leaving, I'll always be with you. Suspended or not" Evan assured him. "All because I love you."
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"Welcome to WWE NXT. Tonight we'll see Evan Bourne with his rookie Jaime take on Derrick Bateman. We'll also have a special divas tag match between Kaitlyn and AJ versus Naomi and Cameron!" Josh Matthews said.
Backstage Natalya set her plan in motion. The cues of each person had to be spot on or else. And absolutely no one wanted to disappoint the mastermind. "Okay AJ where is Jaime?" Natalya whispered. "He's in the locker room with Cannon and JTG" AJ reported.
"And Evan?"
"Uh Evan is....is uhm I don't know someone else had him"
"Who had him?"
"Uh Naomi! Nay had him!"
Natalya searched until she found Naomi. The look on the rookie's face didn't look good. "What's wrong? What's going on?" Natalya asked quickly. "Its Matthew. I mean Evan" Naomi teared up, "He's been suspended!" "What? Why?" Natalya sputtered. Finally she noticed several other distraught wrestlers around her. "Kofi! What happened?" Natalya found Evan's tag partner. Kofi shook his head with a frown. "Man management came in here and said Matt didn't pass his drug test. They suspended him Nattie. He left in a hurry like he didn't even want people to see him" Kofi explained. The ultimate plan had just blown up. The matchmaker herself didn't know whether to cry and punch the wall. She was angry that Matthew Korklan, or Evan Bourne to his fans, had done this. He was much smarter than to do this. Natalya wanted so much for the two friend she knew belonged together.
"Jaime? Come here" Tyson Kidd smiled wearily. The whole locker room had been in search for Jaime for awhile. Tyson found his in a corner crying to himself. "No I'm not coming out. I cry too much your are gonna think I'm a big baby" Jaime replied. "Sweetie don't you wanna come out? That's a tight corner...hey how are you even in there? You have to be uncomfortable" Tyson giggled. The next words out of Jaime's mouth were too muffled to even understand. His face buried too deep into his legs to even see. "Lemme get him" Natalya said to Tyson. "Come here babydoll. We don't think your a baby. Your just upset" she softly said.
"Nu uh I'm gonna sleep in here until I die" Jaime replied.
"No your not come here" Natalya whispered.
"I want to stay here. No one cares for me anyway."
"That's not true. If you only knew kid."
"Fine I'll come out an let a mack truck run over me"
"Damn it you brat get out here now!"
Natalya dove into the corner and grabbed her friend. The infamous Hart adrenaline flowed into her veins. She locked Jaime's legs and drug him out in the open. "No please I'm sorry I didn't mean it! I want to live! Don't kill me Nattie" Jaime pleaded. Natalya was too angry to hear a word. All the work just to make this stubborn brat happy and this is how he acted. Within seconds Jaime was locked into a vicious sharpshooter. The signature submission hold of all the Hart family. "Nattie let him go! Oh my gosh" Tyson cried. "Oh sorry. I got caught up" Natalya let loose. "But get up you spoiled kid. I'm not finished with you!" Jaime climbed to his feet and brushed himself off. "You! In the car now. Tyson will get your shit later! Your coming with me" Natalya demanded.
Jaime had never seen his friend like this before. His best bet would have been to follow his directions. "But I need my..." Jaime managed to get out. "Get! Get" Natalya grabbed his arm. She led him to a green Explorer parked outside and shoved him in. Natalya jumped into the driver's seat and sped off."I think she flipped. I always wondered what I'd do to push her but it was him that finally did it" Tyson remarked.
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Meanwhile....Evan Bourne sat lonely in his room. Sadness overcame his pride as he started to cry. How could someone so smart do something like this. Evan's confidence had been reduced to almost nothing. He didn't even want to show his face around the roster better yet his family. "Hey open up! Let me in" AJ pounded at his door. "Please I just want to be left alone. Sorry AJ" Evan groaned. "No Matthew please I need to tell you something! Something important" AJ pleaded. Still the door stayed shut. The girl stared angrily at the gold '42' plated on the door. "Well okay but Nattie is on her way and she won't give up as easily" AJ warned.
Within minutes Natalya was at Evan's door. The sweet "Nattie" that everyone knew was now unstoppable. Her hard fist pounded on the doorframe. "Matthew Joseph Korklan! Open this fucking door now!" Evan obliged at a lightening speed. "Yes" he chirped trying not to show fear. Without a word Natalya tossed Jaime into Evan's arms. The matchmaker had finally pushed fate to the brink. It was now up to the two boys to accept it or deny it. "Well what's this about huh" Evan giggled. Just his smile ran shivers through his young rookie. "Matt have I ever told you I love that grin? Your side teeth are kinda pointy and cute" Jaime blushed. "Naw...I think your smile is cute. When your lips are barely parted and those adorable dimples" Evan squeaked lightly. It felt like forever that the both of them stood still. Just staring into each others eyes. Evan's hazelnut eyes sent shockwaves into Jaime's violet eyes.
Outside the room stood a gang of wrestlers. "I hope they get together" Alicia Fox sighed. There wasn't a curious mind the entire hotel hallway. Each hoping that the pair inside would somehow make it work.
"So you got suspended? What will happen to us...I mean our story...line. Storyline?" Jaime question. Evan shrugged, his confidence too low to even make eye contact with his rookie. "I donno sweetie. I'm sorry I fucked up Jay. I promise this won't ruin you on NXT though" he assured. "Yeah but it hurts me that I won't see you everyday. I like you Matthew. I really like you. I think I may be falling in love with you" Jaime sighed thoughtfully. A long moment of silence fell over the room. Jaime began to wonder if he'd said the wrong thing. Evan inched closer letting his cool breath tickle Jaime's lips. They made a small sucking sound as they kissed tenderly. "Oh Matt!" Jaime gasped. "Jay. I love you babe" Evan said softly. Both boys went in for another long kiss.
"Hey...what's going on in there?" Kaitlyn screamed. "Yeah we're dying out here! Updates updates!!!!" AJ chanted. Evan and Jaime chuckled as they nipped each other's lips. "I don't want you to leave me" Jaime teared up. "Don't cry baby. I'm not leaving, I'll always be with you. Suspended or not" Evan assured him. "All because I love you."
Hart of a Brat. Part 1
Natalya Neidhart was always known as a good friend. She was strong and beyond her years in wisdom. She always had a knack for playing matchmaker to several WWE stars. But she'd never tackled a gay couple before. To Natalya love was love no matter sex, skin or age. This is her story of helping two souls that were Bourne...born to be together.
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"You brat! You fucking brat!" Lucky Cannon snapped. The rookie had just said what everyone else was thinking. "That's all you are is a fucking brat." "Yeah whatever Luckster. I'm not a brat" Jaime replied calmly. The two NXT stars had been at each others throats since day one. The worst part was trying to pretend like WWE's only gay couple. In fact these two didn't hate each other, just a mutual distaste. "You get everything you ask for huh?" Lucky stated. "Hey lay off him. Just cause he's got it like that don't mean he's spoiled" JTG laughed. Lucky just shook his head and muttered to himself. Jaime chose to ignore his on screen boyfriend to focus on other things. Things like his new ring attire and boots. "I bet Matthew will like these" he thought. Matthew being the real name of WWE Superstar Evan Bourne, Jaime's NXT trainer. It seemed like lately everything lead to thoughts of Evan. But Jaime was too unaware to really notice.
"Hey dudes what rhymes with Maxine?" Derrick Bateman asked. "Vaccine. You need a vaccine to get over Maxine. Oh gurl did I just say that?" Jaime squeaked. "Uh I donno if she'll appreciate that one" Derrick frowned. He went back to writing a poem for his longtime crush. "Straight boys" Jaime shook his head. He didn't have the time for his silly co workers right now though. Tonight he had a date with a guy he'd met through a friend. No one knew who it was or else they'd have warned him. Jaime already knew what they'd say but he didn't really care. "Hey! I know who your texting and stop" Evan Bourne walked in. "How do you know?" Jaime said flustered. The phone he'd been texting on had suddenly found its way behind his back. Trying so hard to hide away from the truth. "Look here sweetheart Chris is a good guy but for god's sake run. I know you can't run cause you hate it but please do" Evan pleaded. The Chris of this subject was one Chris Lindsay better known as Roderick Strong. "But he's so cute and junk" Jaime whined. The locker room shuddered fearing yet another high pitched argument from the duo. "I know he is but he's thoughtless trust me" Evan retorted.
Natalya, who was in the other room, heard the situation. Her almost maternal like instincts kicked in. No way she'd let someone as naïve as Jaime flirt with disaster. And disaster was Roderick's middle name. Everyone around the locker room knew Evan had the hots for his younger rookie. It was even apparent to some of the fans. It seemed like the only two that were blind were Evan and Jaime themselves. And who would be tempted enough to push them together? Natalya.
"Hey what's up guys?" Natalya walked in quickly. Never minding the array of half clothed men in the room. "Jays gonna go out with Chris Lindsay. You know Roderick Strong" Evan's lips pouted. Just the sight made Jaime burn with excitement. But alas he didn't recognize a thing. "Is this true sweetheart?" Natalya asked. She bent down as if looking into the eyes of a child. "Uhm uh hu" Jaime confirmed the fact. "We are going to TGIFridays with his buddy. Its more like a friendly outing." His innocent smile made Evan want to kiss him into insanity. "Tell her who that other friend is sweetheart" Evan insisted. "Uhm...okay his ring name is..well its...okay it rhymes with Bolt Banana!" Jaime tried to lighten the blow. "Oh for cripes sake Aaron Andrew Timothy Smith! What are you thinking?" Natalya barked. The duo of Colt Cabana and Roderick Strong had invented the saying 'Double Trouble'. "I heard Cabana and Strong" CM Punk interrupted. "Yes. Jaime is going out with our lovely friends" Evan reported. "Oh kiddo what screws are loose in your brain" Punk smirked. Jaime would have normally been a little offended by this comment. But it was Punk and he was wearing his tiny trunks and t shirt. Being offended was the last thing on the youngster's mind. "Have I done something wrong?" He asked.
"No hun its just. Well Chris and Scott are good guys as friends. But they're looking to get into your pants" Punk explained. "Those tight laser cut spandex pants fitted perfectly on that round....mmmmmmmm" he growled. "Phil!" Natalya snapped, "uh what he's trying to say is. Chris and Scott bad. Jaime pretty. Jaime pretty and young and clueless. Get it babydoll?" "Oh...so uhm. I shouldn't go? Wouldn't it be rude of me to cancel? Wouldn't it hurt their feelings?" Jaime questioned. Several minutes of explaining went by until the point was clear. Scott and Chris were bad news. But......
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"Knock knock. Anybody home?" Roderick Strong slid into Jaime's apartment. Behind him was none other than Colt Cabana. His buddy, his partner in crime. The apartment itself was dark with only a few lights on. Enough to give the duo the creeps. "Jaime isn't home yet" Natalya said from the shadows. "Holy shit what the fuck" Colt and Roderick gasped. They tried desperately to regain the breath they lost. "Okay listen up you two. Jaime is a sweet kid and he obviously doesn't smell the crap you two permeate. So don't try anything smart" Natalya warned. "Psssshh even if we did how would you know?" Colt retorted. For once the beautiful blonde was speechless. Was she really one up'd by the pair? "Well cause its now a little group get together. You'll be joined by two of my friends. Have fun" Natalya said ominously. She sauntered out of the door leaving her prey stunned.
"Who is she talking about?" Roderick asked. He wondered aloud until Jaime finally showed up. "Hey guys look who's coming with us" he smiled. AJ Lee and Kaitlyn hopped into the living room. Both ready for a night of hanging out. "Oh yay I'm so excited now" Colt shrugged. "What's up guys? Hey we totally have a good idea for tonight....bowling!" AJ exclaimed.
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So far the bowling outing had gone great. Kaitlyn and Jaime threw gutters while Colt got one strike. AJ kept tabs on the game and on the two boys. She wasn't going to let anything happen on her watch. "Hey babe keep your hips in line. It'll help your aim" Roderick directed. He wrapped his hands around Jaime's waist. The old trick of whispering in the ear was working for him. Roderick was sure he would bring his date to his knees. "You have good aim Roddy. I wish I did" Jaime said. "Mmmmm yeah I can aim baby. Its cause I'm good with my hands" Roderick responded. His hand wandered onto Jaime's lower back. "I've got a better trick. Swing your arm back like this" AJ demonstrated. "Okay!" Jaime obliged. His arm swung wacking Roderick in his stomach. "Ooof" he grunted dropping to his knees. "Look Roddy I knocked down some pins! I did it" Jaime exclaimed. "Good...job uh baby" Roderick gasped. He stared intently at AJ Lee.
"I need to go to the restroom" Kaitlyn announced. She grabbed her gal pal and scurried off. "I gotta go too. Don't miss me too much dollface" Roderick winked. This left Jaime alone with Colt Cabana. "So Jayjay. What's your favorite place in the world?" He asked. "Mmmmmm the mall" Jaime replied. "Oooh. You know I have a fantasy sweetheart" Colt admitted. It was time for him to lay on his so called irresistable charm. "I want to make love to you uh...in the mall" Colt whispered. "Oh Scotty. That's so...slutty. I mean a mall?" Jaime chocked out. Any stores or public places seemed like a booty call more than an actual love session. Jaime always viewed sex as something that should be taken seriously. "Can I tell you something Scotty?" He asked timidly. "Anything cupcake" Colt answered. In his mind it'd only take a few more casts to reel in this fish. "Well I'm a ya know. Uhm I uh I'm not educated in sex yet" Jaime blushed. "What? OH oh! Honey your a virgin? Awh baby its okay" Colt smiled. "No it isn't. I feel so childish you know. Everyone around here thinks I'm a dingbat brat. I'm not I just play that way to get what I want" Jaime protested. "Like none of you guys even notice my good qualities. My passion, my singing ability heck I bet you don't even know I'm ambidextrous."
"Ambidextrous?" Colt shrugged. He'd never had a date actually pull out those kind of words. It was clear that he had no idea what was being said. "It means I can write with both hands" Jaime informed. "Oh wow...hey can you...." Colt got excited. "No. I know where your going with that. Your so immature Scott! Just take me home" Jaime frowned. Kaitlyn and AJ emerged from the bathroom after a long talk. "What's the matter baby?" Kaitlyn asked immediately. "I just wanna go home" Jaime cried. "What did I do? I didn't mean it" Colt stammered. It was obvious the older guy felt a little guilt for his faux pas. "Just back off" AJ demanded, "you okay sweetie?" The two girls babied their friend like two mother hawks. "Oh dude no! I knew I shouldn't have left you alone with him" Roderick groaned. "Well I just made a joke. He said...and I....ambidextrous" Colt stuttered. "No! No way you didn't. I know where this went. Oh geez Jay I'm sorry he didn't mean it babycakes" Roderick apologized profusely. He wrapped his arm around Jaime's shoulders and worked his charm. With Roderick's chocolate brown eyes anything could be fixed. Most anything except this situation. "I just want to go home with the girls. I'll call you later." Jaime said. With that he got up and left with Kaitlyn and AJ.
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Hope is Airbourne. A story for my friend Hope Nicole :)
"I think Evan and Kofi may win this thing tonight" Jerry Lawler commented. The arena cried into a defining parade of cheers. The referee counted to three to crown new WWE Tag Team Champions. Evan's new valet Hope Nicole hopped into the ring and into his arms. She loved any chance at hugging her longtime crush. "You won! I'm so proud of you" she tried to says over the audience. She could tell Evan couldn't understand a word she said. He just stood there with a goofy smile. That same goofy smile Hope had fell in love with.
On the other side of the ring stood David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty. Their manager Jaime just shook his head at them. "You did great" he mouthed with a shrug. Michael grabbed Jaime and shoved him up the ramp and to the backstage. "What are you doing? Are you crazy get off me" Jaime protested. His pleads went unnoticed though. "Its your fault they're holding us back" Michael said to his real life boyfriend. "Your totally off gimmick. Its embarrassing! Do you know my family legacy huh?" He yelled. Jaime slumped to the floor and began to cry. "Hey hey what's a matter?" Evan stopped by his friend. "Its Mikey. He-he yelled at me again. It really hurts when he blames me just because he's a sucky wrestler" Jaime sniffled. Evan couldn't help but chuckle to himself. "Just forget him okay" he insisted. "Hey I've got something to tell you. I know a real cool guy who has the major hots for ya" Evan grinned. "Oh Matthew uhm...I'm flattered baby" Jaime winked. "Oh not me. Someone way cooler. Trust me" Evan beamed.
Meanwhile Hope sat in a tall chair in front of a mirror. She listened to her ipod unsuspecting of an onlooker. "Boo!". "Oh my gosh!" Hope cried out. "Did I scare ya?" CM Punk smiled innocently. He bit his lip ring timidly as he crossed his arms. "Oh no you didn't you just caught me off guard" the young lady replied. Punk sat on a table nearby and cleared his throat. "So you like Evan don't you? I can tell so don't try to Pinocchio me kiddo" he said. Hope blushed and tip toed around the sensitive subject. "I do but I don't think he'll go for me" she frowned. "Why not hun?" Punk questioned. "Well I think he's gay. He's always with my friend Jaime" Hope replied. Punk pondered for awhile before saying a word. "I've know Matty for years. He's kinda girly sometimes but I don't think he's gay. I'd know if he was" he replied. "Really?" Hope asked sweetly. "Of coarse hun. Gay guys know when other guys are gay" Punk blurted out. It took Hope a quick second before she caught on. Her jaw dropped as Punk gave her a sly wink.
At the same time Evan was trying his best to cheer up Jaime. "I don't think he's straight Jay. Trust me I've known Phil for years. He's gay" Evan assured. "Your telling me CM Punk is gay? I don't believe it" Jaime huffed. He slammed down his glitter kit and sighed. "Well I guess he could be" he gave it a second thought, "hmmmm. Like maybe he's hiding it. Any wrestler would hide that secret." "Yeaaahhh" Evan raised an eyebrow. He picked up his friend's Lip Smacker and tulle cape. "This is very secretive Jay" Evan laughed. "Yeah yeah boo okay. So uhm...will you uh...maybe haha talk to him for me? Like set us up?" Jaime asked excitedly. Evan's face slowly turned into a mischievous grin.
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The next day WWE had scheduled an autograph signing with several superstars. Jaime sat next to Maryse who was his best friend. He didn't really approve of her attitude at times but he liked her nontheless. "Thank you" a young female fan smiled at Jaime. "No thank you honey" he responded. He batted his violet eyes as he tapped his marker. Hope sat next to the divas champion Melina. "So Johnny was so annoying last night. He told me I was pretty but c'mon look at this? Is he trying to be a smartass?" She snapped. "Just look at it!" Melina cried. She pointed to her chin with her chocolate painted fingernail . Hope struggled to find a tiny pin sized mark. "Oh seriously you can't see it" Hope assured. Melina rolled her eyes and continued to sign an autograph. Jaime waved to Hope and mouthed 'you okay?'. Hope pointed to her head and twirled her finger. "Coo coo" she whispered. "Hey!" Melina barked, "don't twirl your hair dear. Its a bad habit you know. You can break it off at the follicle you know." Hope let out a breath of relief knowing she hadn't been caught onto.
Meanwhile Punk and Evan sat at another table. "So how's your day Philly?" Dolph Ziggler asked. He pouted his soft lips just enough to catch some attention. Punk gave a tiny laugh and leaned into his ex lover's ear. "Listen I don't care what you do buddy. You fucked up too big this time" he seethed. "C'mon baby you know you want this back" Dolph retorted. His fingers slid up Punk's thighs into his crotch. "You know I'm addicted to you now that I've gotten some Punky" Dolph grinned. "Listen Nicholas I'm not dumb. I know the only thing you want is a recommendation for the belt" Punk said. "Damn it Phil! Just do it please! I deserve to be champion! Come on I did sexy things for you remember?" Dolph blurted. He turned around to see a group of male fans with stunned faces. "Uh I meant to say I did sexual crap for Vickie! Yeah Vickie" Dolph played kayfabe. Punk laughed silently to himself. He felt a finger tap his upper shoulder. "Hey you wanna party with Jaime and I tonight?" Evan asked. Punk saw this as his opportunity to possibly set up Hope and Evan. "Sure. I'll bring my girl Hope with me" Punk replied. Evan's heart sank a little. 'My girl' stuck in his head the rest of the day. "She's his" Evan frowned.
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"Tonight?!?! As in a few hours?" Hope cried. "Yes grasshopper now go get ready. Do those girly things that take you hours to get ready" Punk directed. He sat on his hotel bed reading an issue of Pro Wrestling Illustrated. "So Evan will be there? With Jaime?" Hope asked. Punk nodded his head in response. "Hey look its Colt Cabana. Man I remember those days of him and I. Ahhhh...Scott Colton or like he used to scribble on his journal Scott Brooks. You know...Hope? Hello?" Punk called out. "What's the matter?" He asked. "I just give up okay? I know Evan doesn't like me" Hope sobbed. "Oh geez why do girls always cry on me? Come here" CM Punk hugged her tightly.
At the same time a few rooms down...."What's the point? He doesn't like me anyway!" Jaime groaned. He sat in his boxers and an oversized shocking pink shirt. "Your not even gonna go? After all this?" Evan questioned. "Meh" Jaime replied nonchalantly.
"All you have to do is thrown on some pants."
"Meh"
"And roll out to the car."
"Roll?"
"I meant walk okay. And a few hours with our friends."
"Meh"
Evan finally lost his cool. He grabbed Jaime and pulled him to the door. "Fine you'll go like this then" he fumed. "No I ...wait! Oh no" Jaime screeched. Evan opened the door to Punk and Hope standing in shock. "Are..we early?" Hope asked adjusting her messenger bag. "Uh no I was uh gonna go like this! Yeah its retro style! Like the girl off of Flashdance!" Jaime blushed. "You caught us at an awkward time" Evan replied. He stared sheepishly at Jaime as if to say sorry. "Oh what exactly was going on?" Hope asked. Her heart prepared for any answer. "Okay let's just get this out in the open. Are you two life partners in a domestic relationship?" Punk blurted out the question. "What?" Evan wrinkled his nose. "Are you two gay?" Hope finally asked.
"I am. He's not." Jaime replied, "are you two straight?" Hope's heart fluttered realizing she had her chance. "He is I'm not..I mean I am he is too...damn it! I like you Matthew Korklan, Matt Sydal, Evan Bourne whatever you want me to call you" Hope admitted. "Just call me your's" Evan smiled. He grabbed Hope and kissed her gently.
"What do I call you?" Jaime frowned. Punk bit his lip ring and folded his arms. "Whatever you want babe" he answered. The two kissed passionately in the doorway.
On the other side of the ring stood David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty. Their manager Jaime just shook his head at them. "You did great" he mouthed with a shrug. Michael grabbed Jaime and shoved him up the ramp and to the backstage. "What are you doing? Are you crazy get off me" Jaime protested. His pleads went unnoticed though. "Its your fault they're holding us back" Michael said to his real life boyfriend. "Your totally off gimmick. Its embarrassing! Do you know my family legacy huh?" He yelled. Jaime slumped to the floor and began to cry. "Hey hey what's a matter?" Evan stopped by his friend. "Its Mikey. He-he yelled at me again. It really hurts when he blames me just because he's a sucky wrestler" Jaime sniffled. Evan couldn't help but chuckle to himself. "Just forget him okay" he insisted. "Hey I've got something to tell you. I know a real cool guy who has the major hots for ya" Evan grinned. "Oh Matthew uhm...I'm flattered baby" Jaime winked. "Oh not me. Someone way cooler. Trust me" Evan beamed.
Meanwhile Hope sat in a tall chair in front of a mirror. She listened to her ipod unsuspecting of an onlooker. "Boo!". "Oh my gosh!" Hope cried out. "Did I scare ya?" CM Punk smiled innocently. He bit his lip ring timidly as he crossed his arms. "Oh no you didn't you just caught me off guard" the young lady replied. Punk sat on a table nearby and cleared his throat. "So you like Evan don't you? I can tell so don't try to Pinocchio me kiddo" he said. Hope blushed and tip toed around the sensitive subject. "I do but I don't think he'll go for me" she frowned. "Why not hun?" Punk questioned. "Well I think he's gay. He's always with my friend Jaime" Hope replied. Punk pondered for awhile before saying a word. "I've know Matty for years. He's kinda girly sometimes but I don't think he's gay. I'd know if he was" he replied. "Really?" Hope asked sweetly. "Of coarse hun. Gay guys know when other guys are gay" Punk blurted out. It took Hope a quick second before she caught on. Her jaw dropped as Punk gave her a sly wink.
At the same time Evan was trying his best to cheer up Jaime. "I don't think he's straight Jay. Trust me I've known Phil for years. He's gay" Evan assured. "Your telling me CM Punk is gay? I don't believe it" Jaime huffed. He slammed down his glitter kit and sighed. "Well I guess he could be" he gave it a second thought, "hmmmm. Like maybe he's hiding it. Any wrestler would hide that secret." "Yeaaahhh" Evan raised an eyebrow. He picked up his friend's Lip Smacker and tulle cape. "This is very secretive Jay" Evan laughed. "Yeah yeah boo okay. So uhm...will you uh...maybe haha talk to him for me? Like set us up?" Jaime asked excitedly. Evan's face slowly turned into a mischievous grin.
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The next day WWE had scheduled an autograph signing with several superstars. Jaime sat next to Maryse who was his best friend. He didn't really approve of her attitude at times but he liked her nontheless. "Thank you" a young female fan smiled at Jaime. "No thank you honey" he responded. He batted his violet eyes as he tapped his marker. Hope sat next to the divas champion Melina. "So Johnny was so annoying last night. He told me I was pretty but c'mon look at this? Is he trying to be a smartass?" She snapped. "Just look at it!" Melina cried. She pointed to her chin with her chocolate painted fingernail . Hope struggled to find a tiny pin sized mark. "Oh seriously you can't see it" Hope assured. Melina rolled her eyes and continued to sign an autograph. Jaime waved to Hope and mouthed 'you okay?'. Hope pointed to her head and twirled her finger. "Coo coo" she whispered. "Hey!" Melina barked, "don't twirl your hair dear. Its a bad habit you know. You can break it off at the follicle you know." Hope let out a breath of relief knowing she hadn't been caught onto.
Meanwhile Punk and Evan sat at another table. "So how's your day Philly?" Dolph Ziggler asked. He pouted his soft lips just enough to catch some attention. Punk gave a tiny laugh and leaned into his ex lover's ear. "Listen I don't care what you do buddy. You fucked up too big this time" he seethed. "C'mon baby you know you want this back" Dolph retorted. His fingers slid up Punk's thighs into his crotch. "You know I'm addicted to you now that I've gotten some Punky" Dolph grinned. "Listen Nicholas I'm not dumb. I know the only thing you want is a recommendation for the belt" Punk said. "Damn it Phil! Just do it please! I deserve to be champion! Come on I did sexy things for you remember?" Dolph blurted. He turned around to see a group of male fans with stunned faces. "Uh I meant to say I did sexual crap for Vickie! Yeah Vickie" Dolph played kayfabe. Punk laughed silently to himself. He felt a finger tap his upper shoulder. "Hey you wanna party with Jaime and I tonight?" Evan asked. Punk saw this as his opportunity to possibly set up Hope and Evan. "Sure. I'll bring my girl Hope with me" Punk replied. Evan's heart sank a little. 'My girl' stuck in his head the rest of the day. "She's his" Evan frowned.
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"Tonight?!?! As in a few hours?" Hope cried. "Yes grasshopper now go get ready. Do those girly things that take you hours to get ready" Punk directed. He sat on his hotel bed reading an issue of Pro Wrestling Illustrated. "So Evan will be there? With Jaime?" Hope asked. Punk nodded his head in response. "Hey look its Colt Cabana. Man I remember those days of him and I. Ahhhh...Scott Colton or like he used to scribble on his journal Scott Brooks. You know...Hope? Hello?" Punk called out. "What's the matter?" He asked. "I just give up okay? I know Evan doesn't like me" Hope sobbed. "Oh geez why do girls always cry on me? Come here" CM Punk hugged her tightly.
At the same time a few rooms down...."What's the point? He doesn't like me anyway!" Jaime groaned. He sat in his boxers and an oversized shocking pink shirt. "Your not even gonna go? After all this?" Evan questioned. "Meh" Jaime replied nonchalantly.
"All you have to do is thrown on some pants."
"Meh"
"And roll out to the car."
"Roll?"
"I meant walk okay. And a few hours with our friends."
"Meh"
Evan finally lost his cool. He grabbed Jaime and pulled him to the door. "Fine you'll go like this then" he fumed. "No I ...wait! Oh no" Jaime screeched. Evan opened the door to Punk and Hope standing in shock. "Are..we early?" Hope asked adjusting her messenger bag. "Uh no I was uh gonna go like this! Yeah its retro style! Like the girl off of Flashdance!" Jaime blushed. "You caught us at an awkward time" Evan replied. He stared sheepishly at Jaime as if to say sorry. "Oh what exactly was going on?" Hope asked. Her heart prepared for any answer. "Okay let's just get this out in the open. Are you two life partners in a domestic relationship?" Punk blurted out the question. "What?" Evan wrinkled his nose. "Are you two gay?" Hope finally asked.
"I am. He's not." Jaime replied, "are you two straight?" Hope's heart fluttered realizing she had her chance. "He is I'm not..I mean I am he is too...damn it! I like you Matthew Korklan, Matt Sydal, Evan Bourne whatever you want me to call you" Hope admitted. "Just call me your's" Evan smiled. He grabbed Hope and kissed her gently.
"What do I call you?" Jaime frowned. Punk bit his lip ring and folded his arms. "Whatever you want babe" he answered. The two kissed passionately in the doorway.
Friday, February 3, 2012
Rough Ryder
"Woo woo woo you know it!" Zack Ryder exclaimed. He began wrapping up the latest video for his youtube channel. "So broskis watch for me to return with a new friend this week on Raw!" Zack could barely contain his excitement over his wrestling return. Especially since Vince McMahon informed him that he'd be getting a manager. Rumors swirled around the internet of many different names being his new partner. Could it be Eve? Kelly Kelly? Even Layla was a name circulating websites. All would be proven wrong as soon as Zack came back.
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"I can't believe this loser is back" Michael Cole bellowed into his headset. He shook his head as the crowd cheered for Zack's comeback. "Hey Cole he's a good kid. I'm betting he'll get his United States title back tonight!" Jerry 'The King' Lawler retorted. Zack slid into the ring and awaited his opponent. "And the United States champion...being accompanied by Vickie Guererro...Jack Swagger!" Lillian Garcia announced.
Jack hit the ring and showed off his shining belt. The crowd booed but soon stopped and cheered again. The special guest general manager, CM Punk, entered the arena. He grabbed a mic and gave a sly grin. "Oh no this isn't fair now is it? No no we need someone is Zack's corner" he said. "Please let me introduce you to Jaime. He's your biggest fan Zachary!" A young bright eyed guy skipped down to the ring. The fans were instantly drawn to his neon colored ring attire. "Woah woo woo hehe" Zack giggled to himself. This was his first time seeing the new boy in the company. He couldn't believe he'd be getting to work with someone so peculiar looking. "Hi I'm Jaime. Its nice to quickly meet you hehe" Jaime blushed. He gently hopped off of the apron and to the arena floor. The bell sounded for the match to start off.
Jack took Zack down with a thunderous closeline. He pounced on his opponent like an animal to prey. "Ouch he's really working on that lower back" Lawler commented. The match went on in Jack's favor for most of the time. The crowd stomped in anger and the taller athlete went for his finisher. Zack countered and got him in the corner for the Broski Boot. Jack slowly got to his feet as Zack gave him a powerful 'Zack Attack'. He pinned his opponent but the referee was distracted. Vicki climbed onto the apron and screamed away. "Hey no fair" Jaime snapped. He grabbed Vicki's pants and pulled them around her ankles. "Oh my gosh Cole! Is that a parachute or Vickie's underwear?" Jerry Lawler chuckled. Vickie ran screaming to the backstage leaving Jack stunned. Zack bounced back and forth ready to attack. He ran and landed his finisher 'Rough Ryder' for the 3 count. "Your winner and new United States champion... Zack Ryder!" Lillian announced. Zack hugged his new manager and held up his championship.
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That night Zack decided to celebrate with his family and his friends. He texted Jaime as he drove to his hotel.
Zack: Hey Jay. Wanna party with me?
Jaime: Sure babycakes. Where's this hodown goin' down?
Zack: lmao ur so cute. Its gonna be at my dad's place. I'll shoot you the addy.
Jaime: awesome :). Hey wanna maybe have a uh...sleepover later?
Zack: sleepover? Sure. How about my hotel.
Jaime: sounds radical ;). I'll bring some snacks and stuff.
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Jaime arrived at a small home on Staten Island. He knocked on the door timidly. An older man answered who looked immediately familiar. "Hey you Matt's been talking about you all night" the man smiled. At first Jaime felt a little confused as usual. "Oh that's right. I'm so used to calling him by his ring name Zack. Your his dad right?" Jaime extended his hand. The two shook hands as Zack's dad led the way to the party. "Jaime!" Zack exclaimed aloud. He ran over and wrapped Jaime into a soft hug. "Oh god he smells so fucking good" the younger boy sighed. Zack's powerful Axe body spray circulated in the air. His body was so close to Jaime's. Their lips were so near to each other's. "Thanks for coming over" Zack whispered. His minty breath tickled Jaime's nose, "of coarse sweetness. Thanks for inviting me."
"Hey babe what's up? Matty told me you'd be here" Chris Jericho winked. He slid his arm around Jaime's shoulders. "Eh yeah uh nice to see you Christopher" Jaime cringed. He hated the way Jericho shamelessly flirted with him. But the attention from such a sophisticated man did intrigue the younger guy. "Well uh...well I guess I'll hit you up later" Zack frowned. He slowly shuffled toward his other party guests. "No wait..." Jaime tried to call him back.
A little later Jaime decided to text Zack. They were only a few people away from each other but it was a cute thought.
Jaime: Sorry "the walls" got between us. Still wanna hang out later?
Zack: For sure babe ;)
Jaime: I know we just got to know each other but uhm...I have a confession.
Zack: and what would that be angelface?
Jaime: geee, that's my excited noise btw. Lol. Uhm okay my confession is...I think ur cute.
Zack: oh really now? How cute? Cute as in kitten cute or cute like you wanna kiss me?
Jaime: both. But I wanna do much more than kiss.
At the same time Zack's dad texted him. "Come get this creep away from me son! SOS!" He wrote. Zack looked up to see Cody Rhodes bragging about his new car or something. He rolled his eyes and went to text.
Zack: more than kiss huh? Do you uh...wanna kiss down my chest? Maybe you'd like to have some of my homemade Long Island Iced Z ;)
He looked up to try and catch Jaime's reaction. Instead his little love interest just sat silently on the couch.
Zack: Jaime...Jaaaaiiime! I didn't cum on too strong did I babe? Get it? Cum? Lol
Zack once again looked up to notice a bored looking Jaime. Suddenly his phone vibrated to life. "Matthew....this is your father. You got your texts mixed up again son" his dad wrote. "Oh my gosh NO!" Zack bellowed aloud. He got several strange looks from around the room. "I mean No Way out was a great pay per view am I right?" He grinned. "Oh yeah no doubt" Justin Gabriel flash his white teeth. "Son I know what your gonna be up to tonight. Just use protection okay?" His dad texted. Zack blushed, he was completely mortified that he accidentally 'sexted' his dad.
Finally the crowd of partiers started on their way out. Zack said his goodbyes to each one of them. Thanking them for taking the time to celebrate with him. "Hi Jaime" Zack waved. "Hi...so you never texted me back. Did I offend you dear?" Jaime sighed. "No no. I uh uhm I accidentally sexted my dad" Zack cringed. "But I want to do stuff broski" he winked. Jaime leaned in closer to his friend. Once again he felt their lips inched toward each other. "Kiss me Matt" Jaime mouthed. Zack pulled him in closer and gave him a passionate kiss. Their tongues wrestled like their lips were a ring. "So uhm...wanna go upstairs?" Jaime winked. "Woo woo woo! You know it" Zack replied.
The rest....well that's up to YOU'RE imagination ;)
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"I can't believe this loser is back" Michael Cole bellowed into his headset. He shook his head as the crowd cheered for Zack's comeback. "Hey Cole he's a good kid. I'm betting he'll get his United States title back tonight!" Jerry 'The King' Lawler retorted. Zack slid into the ring and awaited his opponent. "And the United States champion...being accompanied by Vickie Guererro...Jack Swagger!" Lillian Garcia announced.
Jack hit the ring and showed off his shining belt. The crowd booed but soon stopped and cheered again. The special guest general manager, CM Punk, entered the arena. He grabbed a mic and gave a sly grin. "Oh no this isn't fair now is it? No no we need someone is Zack's corner" he said. "Please let me introduce you to Jaime. He's your biggest fan Zachary!" A young bright eyed guy skipped down to the ring. The fans were instantly drawn to his neon colored ring attire. "Woah woo woo hehe" Zack giggled to himself. This was his first time seeing the new boy in the company. He couldn't believe he'd be getting to work with someone so peculiar looking. "Hi I'm Jaime. Its nice to quickly meet you hehe" Jaime blushed. He gently hopped off of the apron and to the arena floor. The bell sounded for the match to start off.
Jack took Zack down with a thunderous closeline. He pounced on his opponent like an animal to prey. "Ouch he's really working on that lower back" Lawler commented. The match went on in Jack's favor for most of the time. The crowd stomped in anger and the taller athlete went for his finisher. Zack countered and got him in the corner for the Broski Boot. Jack slowly got to his feet as Zack gave him a powerful 'Zack Attack'. He pinned his opponent but the referee was distracted. Vicki climbed onto the apron and screamed away. "Hey no fair" Jaime snapped. He grabbed Vicki's pants and pulled them around her ankles. "Oh my gosh Cole! Is that a parachute or Vickie's underwear?" Jerry Lawler chuckled. Vickie ran screaming to the backstage leaving Jack stunned. Zack bounced back and forth ready to attack. He ran and landed his finisher 'Rough Ryder' for the 3 count. "Your winner and new United States champion... Zack Ryder!" Lillian announced. Zack hugged his new manager and held up his championship.
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That night Zack decided to celebrate with his family and his friends. He texted Jaime as he drove to his hotel.
Zack: Hey Jay. Wanna party with me?
Jaime: Sure babycakes. Where's this hodown goin' down?
Zack: lmao ur so cute. Its gonna be at my dad's place. I'll shoot you the addy.
Jaime: awesome :). Hey wanna maybe have a uh...sleepover later?
Zack: sleepover? Sure. How about my hotel.
Jaime: sounds radical ;). I'll bring some snacks and stuff.
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Jaime arrived at a small home on Staten Island. He knocked on the door timidly. An older man answered who looked immediately familiar. "Hey you Matt's been talking about you all night" the man smiled. At first Jaime felt a little confused as usual. "Oh that's right. I'm so used to calling him by his ring name Zack. Your his dad right?" Jaime extended his hand. The two shook hands as Zack's dad led the way to the party. "Jaime!" Zack exclaimed aloud. He ran over and wrapped Jaime into a soft hug. "Oh god he smells so fucking good" the younger boy sighed. Zack's powerful Axe body spray circulated in the air. His body was so close to Jaime's. Their lips were so near to each other's. "Thanks for coming over" Zack whispered. His minty breath tickled Jaime's nose, "of coarse sweetness. Thanks for inviting me."
"Hey babe what's up? Matty told me you'd be here" Chris Jericho winked. He slid his arm around Jaime's shoulders. "Eh yeah uh nice to see you Christopher" Jaime cringed. He hated the way Jericho shamelessly flirted with him. But the attention from such a sophisticated man did intrigue the younger guy. "Well uh...well I guess I'll hit you up later" Zack frowned. He slowly shuffled toward his other party guests. "No wait..." Jaime tried to call him back.
A little later Jaime decided to text Zack. They were only a few people away from each other but it was a cute thought.
Jaime: Sorry "the walls" got between us. Still wanna hang out later?
Zack: For sure babe ;)
Jaime: I know we just got to know each other but uhm...I have a confession.
Zack: and what would that be angelface?
Jaime: geee, that's my excited noise btw. Lol. Uhm okay my confession is...I think ur cute.
Zack: oh really now? How cute? Cute as in kitten cute or cute like you wanna kiss me?
Jaime: both. But I wanna do much more than kiss.
At the same time Zack's dad texted him. "Come get this creep away from me son! SOS!" He wrote. Zack looked up to see Cody Rhodes bragging about his new car or something. He rolled his eyes and went to text.
Zack: more than kiss huh? Do you uh...wanna kiss down my chest? Maybe you'd like to have some of my homemade Long Island Iced Z ;)
He looked up to try and catch Jaime's reaction. Instead his little love interest just sat silently on the couch.
Zack: Jaime...Jaaaaiiime! I didn't cum on too strong did I babe? Get it? Cum? Lol
Zack once again looked up to notice a bored looking Jaime. Suddenly his phone vibrated to life. "Matthew....this is your father. You got your texts mixed up again son" his dad wrote. "Oh my gosh NO!" Zack bellowed aloud. He got several strange looks from around the room. "I mean No Way out was a great pay per view am I right?" He grinned. "Oh yeah no doubt" Justin Gabriel flash his white teeth. "Son I know what your gonna be up to tonight. Just use protection okay?" His dad texted. Zack blushed, he was completely mortified that he accidentally 'sexted' his dad.
Finally the crowd of partiers started on their way out. Zack said his goodbyes to each one of them. Thanking them for taking the time to celebrate with him. "Hi Jaime" Zack waved. "Hi...so you never texted me back. Did I offend you dear?" Jaime sighed. "No no. I uh uhm I accidentally sexted my dad" Zack cringed. "But I want to do stuff broski" he winked. Jaime leaned in closer to his friend. Once again he felt their lips inched toward each other. "Kiss me Matt" Jaime mouthed. Zack pulled him in closer and gave him a passionate kiss. Their tongues wrestled like their lips were a ring. "So uhm...wanna go upstairs?" Jaime winked. "Woo woo woo! You know it" Zack replied.
The rest....well that's up to YOU'RE imagination ;)
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