R...OHMY!!! Part 2

"A date night with CM Punk?" Davey groaned. The two looked at each other with scowls. Of all the ways to spend some free time it had to be in each others presence. "All I can say is we better be going out for sushi" Punk snapped. "Well....I uhm...I was thinking the same thing actually" Davey admitted. Punk actually managed to crack a smile.

Later that night Punk met up with Jaime. "Okay so you said you'd help me out tonight. Well how do I look?" he asked. Punk dressed up as nice and crisp as possible. He wore a dress shirt tucked tightly into slacks and slick black shoes. "No. Take this off" Jaime removed the shirt. "Hmmm and this and this and these" the boy smiled, "now we start from scratch." Punk stood in the middle of the locker room in nothing but his boxers. "I'll pick your outfit. You can sit here and read...my blog! Yeah here just sit" Jaime directed.

Punk sat down and tried to make himself comfortable. "Is this a sex fanfic about me?" he asked chuckling. Jaime blushed as he picked up a shirt, jeans and a studded belt. He knew dressing relaxed and cool would turn Hope on.  Jaime bent over and heard a long rip that echoed in the room. "No no no please let that be something else than what I think" He prayed. As soon as he heard Punk laughing he knew it was true. "That's what you get for wearing those tight Kelly Kelly jeans" Punk rolled on the floor. "Some help please....I can't get them off without help" Jaime all but sobbed. Punk walked over and started helping his friend out of the jeans. 

Outside the hallway Hope and Davey made last minute adjustments. "Are you sure I should wear a dress?" Hope asked. Davey eyed her, "do a twirl. Just a quick one." Hope grunted as she spun around in a circle. The black dress lightly fluttered around her. "One more little addition" Davey handed her a box. Hope opened them to find a pair of old cat eye glasses. "These are really cute. Do you think Phil will like them?" she asked. "For sure" Davey replied with a sparkling smile. "Do I need to fix anything?" he questioned while checking himself. "Well I know Jaime likes the cologne Old Spice so I got you some" Hope grinned. She spritzed the scent on spots she knew Jaime would like. "I'm glad I have you" Davey winked happily. Hope smiled back at him, "This plan should work perfectly. You smell amazing!" the young lady quickly sniffed Davey's neck. "Ah ha! I knew you two were sneaking around! Little miss perfect isn't so....perfect!" Sara Del Rey popped out of a shadow.

"Oh my gosh really? Hope is helping me out for my date with Jaime." Davey snapped quickly. "Oh...well I guess that would explain why Jaime is in Phil's locker room" Sara replied with a devious smirk. Hope shook her head and ignored the female grappler. "Are you ready to show off for our boys?" she asked. Davey grinned as he opened up the locker room door.

"Harder Phil harder!" Jaime shouted. Punk stood behind Jaime, still only in his boxers. "Okay lemme try something new. I'm gonna stick my finger right here okay?" Punk took a heavy breath. "Damn it's so tight!" he bellowed. "Ow that hurts! But it's working try it again" Jaime wiggled around. Hope's jaw dropped and she felt like vomiting. Davey balled his fists ready to pound the life out of Punk. "Yes! Yes it's coming! It's coming" Punk cheered. Jaime stood up with his jeans finally around his ankles. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a black blur charging at him. Now another black blur tackled and stopped it. Unfortunately for Punk there wasn't anything to stop Davey's fist as it hit his jaw. 

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The date night had been ruined. Hope and Jaime sat outside of Jim Cornette's office door. They could hear Jim chewing out their men as loud as possible. "This is a disaster! Your grown men now come on!" Jim shouted. Hope saw her friend twiddling his thumbs. His jeans still around his ankles and tight superman underoos on. "Sorry I tried to tackle you" Hope said shyly. "It's okay. At least Sara Del Rey had the heart to stop you" Jaime laughed. "And I have to admit I kinda got a stiffy with Phil in his boxers trying to take my pants off." Hope laughed as Punk and Davey came out of the office. Both of their heads hung low. Punk still had just his boxers on. "And now we come to the root of this problem! See men this is why we don't have ladies in ROH. Trouble is all they cause!" Jim shouted. "Hey that's not fair I'm just a much to blame" Jaime spoke up. "Well....your lumped in with the ladies Jaime. Your just a much trouble as them" Jim shook his head. 

"Are we fired?" Hope hesitantly asked. Jim scratched his chin and thought for awhile. "No. But girly you will make it up. Your gonna be apart of a storyline so gear up for training!" Jim warned her. "Your not seriously gonna make this a tv thing are you?" Punk groaned. "Yes sir I am" Jim plotted it out as he spoke.

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Punk took Hope's hand and led to into his locker room. "Well this is what I was gonna wear for ya tonight" he sighed. "I would have loved  that outfit. Sorry this night went to crap" Hope shrugged. Punk bit his lip ring and hugged his girlfriend. "It wasn't all bad. I love this dress....I really really like it" Punk slid his hand under it. His fingers traced the outline of Hope's black lace lingerie. "Oh Phil...right here" Hope tried to maintain her composure. "Mmmhmmm" Punk growled in her ear. In one quick motion his fingers went past the panties and into Hope's entrance. The girl moaned out loud as her man's digits went in and out of her. "Fuck I just wanna...." Punk chocked out as he got on his knees. He pulled Hope's panties off with his teeth and threw them. Punk couldn't wait any longer, burying his face into the girl's pussy. His tongue flicking up and down her clit, "ya like that babe?" Hope couldn't even answer him back. Instead she pushed him in deeper.

Punk licked all over her entrance as he moaned. "Oh Phil...I'm almost there. Dont stop" Hope begged. Punk spread her legs wider as his tongue went faster. Hope gasped as her juices gushed all over Punk's lips. "Are you ready for more?" he asked with his cock ready. Hope nodded as she felt his hard shaft enter her. Punk let out a loud growl as the huge head of his cock pushed in farther. He began pumping in and out of her  slowly. Every thrust brought Punk's shaft deeper into Hope's vagina. The older man nearly lost his mind as he sped up. His girlfriend's wet entrance slicked his cock up just right. He went a little harder and then pulled out. "Wanna laid down and do this?" Punk offered with a wink. Hope smiled and laid down on her back. She threw off her dress as Punk got on top of her. She wrapped her legs around him as he began pumping again. His shaft sliding back into her as they kissed deeply. Punk moaned as his cock went in and out faster. Hope felt herself spinning again, she shouted out his name. Punk got down and began eating her out again. His lip ring brushing gently on her clit. "Fuck Phil" Hope moaned as she pushed him. Punk laid on his back with his meaty cock standing straight up. Hope sat on it and began riding him. Punk watched as his cock disappeared in and out of her.  He moaned as he began bringing her down onto his shaft. "Oh faster" he barely chocked out. Hope bounced faster and harder. Punk bit his lip as he felt his stomach tighten. "I'm gonna cum babe" he warned. Punk couldn't hold it in any longer. His cock throbbed and soon erupted with cum. It shot hard into his girl as she continued to ride him. The two collapsed and kissed each other. "Think they heard us?" Punk asked breathlessly.  

R...OHMY!!! Part 1

After months of rumors CM Punk finally jumped to ROH. He'd even taken his photographer girlfriend with him. It was an easy move and Punk was given a very warm welcome. Mostly from the fans, the locker room not so much. Especially the ROH world champion Davey Richards. The two argued most of the time on Twitter and in shoot interviews. Punk's girlfriend Hope knew she'd have her hands full when they'd actually be working full time. But luckily she had a very good friend that worked with Davey....inside and out of the ring.

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"David! What did I tell you about playing with my ass during interviews?" Jaime sighed. Everytime he tried to be professional this stuff happened. Davey snickered as he pressed his lips to Jaime's. "Your just practicing. Its not like those cameras are on" Davey replied. "That's doesn't matter! I'm trying to be professional here. Ya know Mr. Cornette is watching our every move" Jaime informed. "Our every move?" Davey gently kissed his younger boyfriend in front of a few camera men. "I don't care who's watching babe. What are they gonna do fire us?" Davey snickered. "They won't but management can Davey" CM Punk threw in. The straight edge star stood with his arms crossed over his chest. His tongue toyed around with his silver lip ring. Davey stepped face to face with his semi rival. Both men knew they were at the top of their game. This wasn't the first time they'd worked together in ROH history. But with Punk just off of WWE, there was much more tension this time around.

"Phil c'mon now" Hope reasoned. She hated that her boyfriend had a tiff with her friend's man. "Seriously Davey I'm sure Phil was just joking" Jaime shivered a little. "Yeaaaaah Dave. I'm just messin' around" Punk smirked devilishly. He took his girlfriend's hand and led her to his locker room. "Yeah know Davey boy is awful tense lately huh?" Punk said on the way. "I think you could be a little more....gentlemanly to him" Hope explained. The older man looked deep into the girl's eyes. Punk smiled sweetly and kissed her cheek. "Naw I'm as nice as possible around that guy" he replied. Hope sighed and rolled her eyes at him. It seemed if she and Jaime wanted the men at peace they'd have to make it happen.

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The next day Hope and Jaime met in secret. They decided that they'd have a talk with each other's boyfriends. Jaime headed towards Punk's locker room and crossed his fingers. He was always shy talking to the more experienced man. "Uhm Phil...are you in here?" Jaime called out. "Yeah right here. Come on in" Punk replied.  "Oh my your...your in your undies" Jaime blushed.......

Not too far away Hope sat down next to Davey. "Can I ask you something?" The young lady asked. "Sure sweetheart" Davey replied gently. It amazed Hope how kind Davey was when Punk wasn't around. Its like all the tension was gone and he was a different person. "Uhm...why don't you and Phil get along?" Hope questioned. Davey wrinkled his nose and shrugged, "I donno. Phil and I have always been kinda different but not like this. He's the tense one though! Not me!" Hope was ready to defend her man until she thought about it. Punk did seem to be stressed ever since the company jump. "Ya know Phil has been all tied up lately. We hardly spend time together anymore" Hope sighed. "Well...okay I'm no Cupid but maybe I can help you two. I'm thinkin' maybe Philip needs some Hope time wouldn't you say?" Davey smiled sweetly. After a few more minutes both Hope and Davey shook hands and devised a plan. A plan to help each other with their relationships. And maybe bring Davey and Punk back to being friends in the process.

Meanwhile...."You and Hope haven't had sex in two months?" Jaime gasped. Punk cracked his neck and lowered his voice. "Mmmm...nope. I've been busy okay?" He barked, "sorry that came out kinda mean." "Its okay. Davey and I haven't been together in a month. When he does come to bed he reads. He reads for pete sake" Jaime rolled his eyes. The two compared some stories and eventually came to a pass. "How about if I help you with the whole...sex thing" Punk offered. "Uhm...you mean Davey and I right? Cause if you mean you and I the answer would probably be no" Jaime replied. The older man shook his head and rubbed his forehead. "No no. You and Davey. I'll help you and Davey, you help Hope and I. Deal?" Punk stretched out his arms. "Deal" Jaime hugged his friend tightly. ".....probably?" Punk repeated aloud. Jaime blushed and giggled as he stepped out of the locker room. He could hear Punk inside repeat the word 'probably' a few more times.

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The next day Hope was hired as ROH's official photographer. Jaime was her first wrestler to work with. "So tell me what its like being trained. Is Davey teaching you anything cool?" She asked between shots. "Well...actually I got different trainers. Davey trains Kyle O'Reilly and the rookies so much he doesn't have time for me. So I got Ashley Massarro and Lacey Von Erich to help me" Jaime replied. Hope fumbled with her camera, "funny. Wait...your not joking." Jaime shrugged as he posed but was soon rudely interrupted. "Yeah he got divas to train him. I offered but guess he's more interested in hair pulls and nails then wrestling" Sara Del Rey snickered. 

Hope knew Jaime's little spat with the experienced female grappler. "Uh oh Miss Del Rey your next in line for photos" Hope chirped. Sara smirked at Jaime as she prepared for her photoshoot. "Lemme just change to an extra wide frame and we'll start" Hope quipped. Sara's jaw dropped as she stormed off to the ring. "I can't stand her. She's always flirting with Davey and shit" Jaime crossed his arms. "Davey. Yeah...hey Phil and I are going out tonight after the show. You two wanna come along?" Hope offered. Jaime gladly accepted and planned to meet with Hope before going out.

Both Davey and Punk got texts at the same time. They stopped working out for very brief seconds. "A date night? With Davey?" Punk snapped. 
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A Kid and Kash

Jesse Sorensen is a young wrestler with a dilemma. His kayfabe enemy is his biggest crush. Jesse is this man's biggest fan. He'd never confess his crush though. No this man wasn't the type to fall for any grade school crushes. But as of late he had an urge to confess his most intimate feelings. So one day he decided to go to his best gay friends, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. Before Jesse even opened the door he heard the Motor City Machine Guns. "Oooooh Joshua!" Alex Shelley groaned. "Oooh Patrick! Oh Patrick Martin" Chris Sabin moaned. "Oh for pete sake" Jesse sighed. He waited around until he figured the two were finished. "Can I talk to you guys?" Jesse poked his head in. "Sure Jess come on in" Sabin replied. Sabin's bare ass bounced as he slid on his underwear. "Sorry if I interrupted" Jesse averted his eyes. "So I need your advice guys" he continued. "On what buddy?" Alex asked slipping on his socks. "Its about this guy I know. He's an-an older uhm...he's an older guy. Very sexy and masculine" Jesse explained. He could tell both Sabin and Shelley had no idea of who he was talking about. "He's my dream man! I-I-I want to marry him and have babies with him and....you two think I'm nuts huh?" Jesse sighed. Sabin and Shelley exchanged glances. "No your not nuts. Its perfectly normal to want to...." "Is it Hernandez?" "Shells you trampled over my...." "Is it Taz? Flair? AJ? Chris Daniels?" "Shelley...Shelley...Patrick Martin! Will you puh-lease stop!" "Is it Kid Kash?" "Pat!" "Yes it is! I can't hide it anymore! I'm in love with David Kash" Jesse admitted. "Oh Jesse that's a tough one. Kash is a tough guy to read" Chris semi frowned. Jesse pulled out his Dr. Pepper lip smacker applied it to his lips. It was something he often did whenever he became tense. David Kash was his ultimate dream man. If there was anyone in the world Jesse wanted it was David Kash. _______ Meanwhile Kid Kash finished his sixtieth push up. His arm muscles bulged and pulsed. His concentration had been broken several times by the chattering of his two locker mates. "Will you two gossipin' hens shut the fuck up already?" Kash snapped. Robbie E and Jaime exchanged insulted glances. "Why are you always so sour?" Jaime retorted. "He's a total ant at a picnic" Robbie added. Kash hated the smart mouths of the young generation in the locker room. "C'mon Davie you know we love you. Tell us your problem" Jaime begged. His carefully polished nails toyed with Kid Kash's toned chest. "It ain't no cause for concern darlin' "Kash replied. David Kash had always been a private person. Growing up the men never talked about their so called "feelings." But lately he was missing something in his life. Dave wanted someone to sleep next to at night. He had been uncomfortable with his sexuality for awhile now. Although there was one guy he found himself to be peaceful around. But this certain guy was a little younger, a little new to the world. There was no way a fresh faced kid like Jesse Sorensen would love Dave. _______ That same night Kid Kash and Jesse were booked into a match together. The two decided to do a brief run through of the moves they had planned. "Okay boy so I grab ya from behind like this" Kash said in a gruff voice. His thick arms wrapped around Jesse's toned abs. "Oooohhh god" Jesse wailed under his breath. Kash heard him loud and clear though. "Is...is he enjoying this?" He thought to himself. "Okay so now I'm going a little lower" Kash grinned. His cupped hands wandered onto Jesse's growing cock. "Dave...uhm so uh how do we end this match?" Jesse decided to change the subject. Any longer and the young rookie may have cum in his trunks. "Well I'm gonna cheat with a roll up. Like this" Kash demonstrated. Kash rolled Jesse onto the floor. Their faces soon were inches away from each other. "What are you lookin' at boy?" Kash grunted. Jesse felt a bold move come over his quivering body. The rookie wrapped his legs around Kid Kash and flipped him over. Now Jesse was sitting on top of his longtime crush. "Kiss me Davie" Jesse whimpered. Kid Kash bit Jesse's lower lip and sucked on it. Their tongues wrestled in a wet bout. "Your lips taste like Dr Pepper" Kash laughed. "I've got a surprise you might like boy. Close them eyes" he demanded. Jesse loved being told what to do, he closed his eyes tight. Suddenly he felt hands guiding him onto his stomach. "Davie what are you...oh yeah! Oh Davie!" Jesse moaned aloud. Kash carefully slid one finger into Jesse's tight hole. "Damn boy your a tough one to get into huh?" The older man grunted. "Well...its cause I'm a virgin" Jesse admitted. Kash laughed aloud until he realized it wasn't a joke. "Your not kiddin' me are ya? You never had anything in this nice ass kid?" Kash questioned. Jesse innocently shook his head, "no. But I want your dick in there baby." "Well how about this first" Kash winked. Within an instant he buried his face into Jesse's plump ass. Sucking and licking deep in the young man's hole. "Shit! Oh Dave eat me baby! Eat me" Jesse begged. This was unlike anything he'd experienced in his short years. The amazing pleasure sent Jesse into loud moans. Each one sent a shockwave straight to Kid Kash's erect member. "Oh Davie...can-can I suck it?" Jesse asked sweetly. Kash stood up with his cock pointing high in the air. "Come over here babe" he smiled. Jesse got steadied on his knees in front of his dream man. "Hey before you start" Kash said holding the boy's chin, "I uhm. I uhm...I love you Jesse." "I love you too David" Jesse kissed Kash's stomach. Jesse braced himself as he took every inch of the thick cock. Just the feeling of the swollen crown made him want to bust. "That's it boy. Nice and slow" Kash closed his eyes. For a virgin this rookie knew his way around a dick. Jesse swirled his warm tongue up and down the shaft. His fingers pawed gently at Kash's heavy balls. "Oh kaaay enough of that baby" Kash tried to re gain his breath. "W-was I not good?" Jesse sputtered. Maybe it wasn't enough pleasure for the more experienced man. "No baby its just that your too damn good. You don't want me to explode just yet right?" Kash raised his eyebrows. Jesse felt proud that he was able to make the love of his life feel that good. Kash laid down next to Jesse and kissed him passionately. It was obvious he wanted to say something but couldn't. "Alright I ain't never blown a guy before but ya know. Kid your special alright" Kash came clean. "So you wanna..." Jesse blushed. Kash responded by sucking on the young guy's neck. Making sure to leave huge dark red spots. Now everyone would know that Jesse and Kash belonged to each other. The kisses started to get lower and lower. Leaving marks everywhere on Jesse's toned body. Finally Kash came to the man's long shaft. He parted his lips and began sucking softly. "Oh fuck Dave! Oh Dave! Dave!" Jesse cried out. His smooth thighs rested perfectly on his partner's shoulder blades. Kash sucked away until he got into the moment. In one quick move he got to his knees and between Jesse's legs. His hard dick ramming deep into Jesse's ass. "Oh Davie make love to me" the rookie pleaded, "I need you." Kash laid on top of Jesse and slid in and out of him. Their bodies pressed tightly against each other's. Sweat began to drip off their foreheads and stomachs. Kash kissed his lover and refused to stop. Their lips making wet sucking noises that echoed in the locker room. Jesse jacked himself off while he tightened his hole. "Oh damn babe" Kash growled loudly. He looked deep into Jesse's chocolate eyes as his hand took ahold of the boy's dick. "I wanna make you come sweetheart" Kash said lovingly. Jesse bit his lower lip as he felt kisses trail up and down his neck. His mind spiraled out of control as he felt his balls tighten up. "Dave I'm gonna cum!" He belted out. Thick white streams poured from his cock and onto Kash's fingers. Jesse took hold of Kash and rolled him onto his back. "Oh fuck babe ride me! Oh that tight fuckin' ass is amazing" Kash screamed. He sucked one of his fingers dripping with cum. "Lemme" Jesse said breathlessly. Kash held out his hand and Jesse licked up every bit of his cum. He bent down giving his man a sexy kiss. "Oh Jess...oh Jess I'm about there. I'm gonna fill you up babe" Kash tensed up. Kash held on as long as he could, "I'm gonna cum! Ahhh suck me off Jess!" Jesse got down and began licking rapidly at the gushing cock. Think pearly strands covered the young man's face as he smiled. He laid next to Kash as they kissed each other intensely. "Your a good kid Jess" Kid Kash said gruffly. "And you luuuuuvvv me right?" Jesse grinned excitedly. "Yes yes I love you. You love me?" "Tons and tons for ever and ever Davie Kash!"

Ink Link

"INK INC!!!! Get them! They need to be taught a lesson" Jaime snapped angrily. Camera's burned into the scene of Generation Me and Jaime backstage. "Okay and cut" the director instructed. "Thank god I'm out of here y'all! This bitch is too damn tired to stick around" Jaime sighed. "B-but what about the match?" Jeremy Buck asked timidly. He'd always been sort of they shy brother of between himself and Max. Even after the cameras where off Jaime seemed intimidating to bashful Jeremy. "Well Dixie is sending me home to work on some paper with her. And plus I've got a date with my best friends Melina and Maryse" Jaime smiled. He shot a short wave and left the building. "Well we've still got like an hour before...." Max examined his watch. "HEY! Your gonna kick our asses are ya kiddos?" Shannon Moore burst into the room. Jeremy's eyes widened as he backed up slightly. "Relax kids we're just jerking ya...around." Jesse Neal winked. The look of hunger burned in his dark pupils. Jesse eyed Max like a piece of fresh meat. "C-can you back up Mr. Neal? I'm tryin' ta put on my socks" Max stammered. He bent over while hopping on one foot. "Need help there buddy?" Jesse asked impatiently. "Yeah why don't you help your brother kid" Shannon crossed his arms. The young brothers felt confused as to what game Ink Inc was up to. But in an instant Jeremy jumped up and prepared to help his brother. "Here Maxxy" Jeremy steadied his older sibling. "Nawww not that way kid. Get on your knees and help him" Shannon instructed. "I'm kinda nervous Matt" Jeremy whispered to his brother. "Its okay Nicky just do what they say and they'll leave" Max replied. Max wouldn't admit it but Shannon bossing him around made him a little horny. Jeremy was now on his knees in front of Max. He slowly guided his sibling's foot into a sock. "Okay good" Jesse licked his lips, "now take it off!" "Hold on wait a second guys" Max puffed out his chest. He hobbled over with one bare foot, "what's up here? Your freaking out my brother!" Jesse and Shannon laughed as they exchanged glances. "Relax Matt Massie...we are just playing with you" Shannon said. "Yeah literally" Jeremy moaned. "Woah! What...Nicholas Massie what on..." Max exclaimed. While Max had his back turned his brother had been attacked by Jesse Neal. Not in a violent way although. Jeremy had his legs tightly wrapped around Jesse's waist. His back was pressed against the cold steel of a set of lockers. Jesse nibbled wildly at Jeremy's neck. "You ever had a dick in this tight ass baby boy?" Jesse growled. "Hehehe no" Jeremy blushed and chuckled. His boyish grin made Jesse kiss him even harder. "Nick Massie get down right now!" Max insisted. "No uh he's busy kid. You are too" Shannon pulled Max into a kiss. Deep in Max's mind he wanted even more. "Take this fuckin' hair down" Shannon played with Max's hair. Soon locks of dark chocolate brown tumbled down the young Buck's shoulders. His smile turned to a slutty grin. "You know what to do" Shannon moaned. Max got on his knees and already was face to face with Shannon's thick dick. He hesitantly toyed with the head with the tip of his tongue. "Oh god...man o man" Shannon sighed. Max's hand wrapped around the cock as he swallowed it in an instant. "Your a fuckin' animal" Shannon managed to choke out. He ran his fingers through Max's long beautiful locks. Pulling him off and on his throbbing cock. Max jacked himself off with pre cum already leaking from his member. Max could hear moaning behind him. His curiosity got the best of him as he took a peek. Jeremy laid on his stomach with Jesse's face buried deep into his ass. "Your fucking delicious baby" Jesse moaned as he slapped Jeremy's pale cheeks. "Oooh you like my hole?" Jeremy asked breathlessly. "Hell yeah" Jesse responded picking up the younger boy by his legs. "Holy shit that's a fuckin' awesome sixty nine" Shannon grinned, "hey! You stopped sucking my dick." He stuck out his lower lip and gave his famous puppy dog eyes. "Awh I'm sorry Mr Moore" Max grinned. His wet tongue slid up and down the leaking shaft. "Call me Shan Shan" Shannon winked. "Okay Shan Shan" Max giggled. He jacked his partner off harder and harder. Taking in the pulsing cock farther each time. "Turn over babe" Jesse barked. Jeremy, too afraid to do anything else, did exactly what he was told. "Yeaaaaah I see something I want" Jesse eyed Jeremy's bare feet. "You-you like my feet?" Jeremy asked timidly. Jesse responded by sniffing up and down the younger man's feet. His long tongue licked up and down Jeremy's soles and in between his toes. "Ohhh Jesse that's...that's hot" Shannon got ideas of his own. He pushed Max down and attacked his feet. Max wanted to giggled from the tickle of Shannon's tongue. The same way Jesse's beard tickled Jeremy's toes. But instead of laughing Max let out a loud moan. The noise sent a shockwave into Shannon's already leaking dick. "I can kill two sexy birds with one stone" Shannon thought. He slid his cock into Max's ass and continued eating away at his feet. "Oh...god ouch uggghh oh fuck" Max moaned. Jacking himself off faster as Shannon's cock penetrated him. Jesse shoved his cock into Jeremy's tight hole. "Fuck muther fuck you really have never had dick in this ass" he groaned. "No-hoooo no no sir" Jeremy replied. "So am I really supposed to get off too?" He wondered silently. Suddenly he felt Jesse's thick member hitting his sweet spot. "Oooh son of a fuckin...ahhhh yeah" Jeremy cried out. An urge came over the younger Buck as he began bouncing on Jesse's cock. "Woah...woah there kid your getting ahead of yourself huh?" Jesse let go of Jeremy's hips. "Oh fuck yeah this dick feels fucking awesome" Jeremy cried out. With a strong force he bounced Jesse onto his back. Jeremy resumed his place on Jesse's cock. Riding Jesse backwards for a few minutes. "Ya like that Max?" Shannon asked. He laid on top with Max's legs swung over his shoulders. "Yesss...fuck me harder Shan Shan" Max begged. His eyes flashed a look they never had before. "Fuck me fuck me" Max whimpered. Shannon's body slammed forcefully into the screaming boy. "Yeah that's it scream for me kiddo" Shannon demanded of Max. Shannon eyed his prey's erect nipples as he began playing with them. "Shit Shan Shan I'm...." Max moaned. Hot cum shot out of his cock and onto Shannon's belly. The pearl white liquid was plastered all over the older man's tattoo. "You know you have to clean that up right?" Shannon pulled out and laid down. Without hesitation Max went to licking all over Shannon's stomach. He crawled up and the two kissed. Cum dripped down their lips and onto their chins. Max sat gingerly down on Shannon's dick and began riding him hard. "Oh oh oh shit...Maaaax" Shannon moaned aloud. Max played with Shannon's toned chest as he steadied himself. "Ah fuck kid I'm done I'm gonna...cum!!!" Shannon cringed. He held off as long as he could until his cock erupted. "Yes fill me up Shan Shan!" Max demanded! He bounced a few more times until he felt Shannon help him off. "Yeah ride this dick ride this dick" Jesse grunted. Jeremy grinned as he bent down and bit Jesse's nipples. "Ahhh fuck harder! Bite harder" Jesse directed. "Oh yeah I'm ahhhhh!" Jeremy's dick sprayed cum all the way up to Jesse's chin. Jesse licked it off and threw Jeremy onto his back. Slamming into him unmercifully. "I'm gonna...arrrgh!" Jesse bellowed. He pulled out as streams of white squirted into Jeremy's mouth. It stained his pink lips like gloss. "Kiss me" Jesse pulled Jeremy by his hair for a kiss. Shannon stood up and started dressing. "You two better be ready for the match! We start in ten minutes." Ink Inc left a stunned Generation Me in their locker room. Not quite sure what had happened. 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Alex Shelley-Chris Sabin SLA/SH!

Chris Sabin examined a picture of his best friend, Alex Shelley. It was a popular picture that surfaced the internet years before. Chris' heartbeat hit an all time high. His forehead began to sweat as his breath turned to small gasps. "Oh god....oh Shells" he moaned. Chris' free hand grasped the edge of his computer desk. He felt himself climax like he had never done before. He was almost afraid to inspect the "damage" he'd done below.

"What's going on in here?" Alex emerged from his bedroom. Chris quickly exited the website and refused to turn around. "Mmmm nothing man. Just ya know yawning cause I'm so tired" he mimicked a yawn. "Oh...okay then. Well I'm off to bed I guess. Night night" Alex sighed. Before Alex went to his bedroom he ran back to Chris. He wrapped his arms around his friend's neck, "I said g'night Joshua Harter!" If there was one person who could get away with calling him Joshua, it was Alex. "G'night Patrick Martin" Chris smirked.

Secretly Alex wanted badly to kiss his best friend. Their lips had been like this many times before. So close, so glossy with lust it wasn't even close to funny. It had been particularly hard not to kiss as of late. The two boys couldn't explain why all the sudden they wanted each other so badly. It was almost like they were fighting some sort of fate or destiny. Alex couldn't even count how many times he'd walked in on Chris jacking off lately. Tonight he was for sure he saw himself on that computer screen. It somewhat excited Alex though. What was even more exciting was hearing Chris moaning in pleasure. Alex wanted so badly for it to be him that Chris wanted.

It felt like forever that this embrace lasted. Alex snuggled tightly into his best friend's neck. "I see uh...you had a little fun out here" he dared to tease. "Okay maybe...I promise I didn't get any of it on the computer bud" Chris blushed. He hoped Alex didn't catch him jerking it to his picture. "Your fine dude" Alex winked, "well...okay seriously I'm off to bed. I-I love you Josh." He finally let go and walked off to his bedroom. Hoping so badly that Chris would follow him in. It was like this every night. Wishing and hoping that his true love would come to him in the night.

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The next morning Chris picked up his phone to check the time. Of coarse his girlfriend, Velvet Sky, had called. Chris loved her but felt aggravated when he was around her. They'd been broken up for awhile but had gotten back together just days before. Chris determined that this time he had to make it work. But making it work felt like too much work. He figured love didn't have to have this much effort did it? "I'll call her back later" he decided.

The first thought in his head was of Alex every morning. Though he'd never admit it was. Usually he could hear Alex showering this early. The water hitting the ceramic tub, Alex's voice singing off key, it was all almost perfect. But today he didn't hear anything. Chris immediately got worried and ran to Alex's room. "Ooofff!" He grunted as he tripped over something. "P-P-Patrick? You okay?" Chris asked. "Yeah...sorry I camped near your door last night. It was uh....cold in my room" Alex lied. He really just wanted to be near Chris so desperately. Chris hovered above his friend's face and grinned widely. "You could have always come inside me...my room. Come inside my room since I have a uh...heater. You know I'd give you my bed" Chris smiled. "I know you would champ" Alex pawed lightly at Chris' hair. "You've got bed head" he giggled.

Every stroke of Alex's hand made Chris' cock harder. Alex still laid perfectly still on the floor. His blankets tossed over him in a mess. Chris felt a bold move come over his body. He positioned himself over Alex. Chris' legs were now on either side of his tag team partner. "What's this b-b-buddy?" Alex questioned. His heart beating with excitement and fear. "Uh...uhm" Chris stammered, "fuck it." His lips lightly touched Alex's with a tiny sucking noise. "Patrick Martin...Alex Shelley...babe. I want to make love to you" Chris moaned. He crawled into Alex's sheets so that their bodies touched. "Oh god" Alex bit his lower lip. Just the feel of Chris' cock made him sigh in pleasure. "Your really hard aren't you?" Alex exclaimed, "oh Josh...Chris...Sabe babe."

Chris got under the covers and kissed down Alex's stomach. "Mmmmm...hey! I bought you these didn't I?" His muffled voice called out. Chris held up a pair of blue plaid boxer short. Alex laughed aloud, "your so cute." Alex loved how Chris hid under the covers, playing with his warm body. "What are you gonna do under there baby?" He asked curiously. "I'm not gonna tell" Chris replied innocently, "its a surprise." "Oh really no....owwwwhhhh. Oh Josh! Oh god yeah" Alex cried out.

Chris buried his face deep into Alex's ass. His tongue rimmed Alex's tight hole. "Ohhhh. Oh yeah babe" Shelley moaned. He played with Chris' golden brown hair and smiled. Chris felt like he'd finally found what he wanted. Being intimate with Alex was everything he always hoped for. Before he knew it he was sucking away at Alex's cock. Chris found himself moaning just as much as his partner. Feeling the shaft sliding against his tongue was more than enough for him. "Oh baby I wanna do you" Alex pleaded. "Come up here and sit on my face" he begged. Chris got up, "before that..." He grinned. He pressed his body against Alex and began kissing him. It was the first time they'd ever made out together. Their lips locking and tongues massaging together. "Oh god uhhhh...." Alex's cock shot warm cum. It splattered against Chris' stomach with a soft splash. "Woah...was my kissing that good?" Chris grinned. Alex made a pouty face, "yes baby. I...I can't believe I came that quick."

Chris winked and used his index finger to collect the cum. He rubbed it on his lips like lip gloss. "Kiss me now" he winked. Alex kissed him with an intense passion. Cum dripped into his mouth and onto his chin. "Fffffuuuuck! Oh Josh" Alex groaned. Slowly his cock began to stiffen again. Chris climbed up into a push up position. His hard dick hovering just inches above Alex's wet lips. "C'mon baby gimme that cock" Alex begged. Chris couldn't resist teasing his lover just a little. Inch by inch he lowered his cock down into Alex's mouth. Before he knew it he was pumping himself into Shelley. "Ooooh Patrick...damn! Oh yeah deep throat me baby" Chris wined. The feeling was like nothing he'd ever felt before. His body went into a heatwave of ecstasy as his cock exploded with cum. "Patrick oh god baby" Chris moaned. "I think its safe to say we both are really excited for this" he gasped for air.

Alex held his hard cock in one hand. "Don't worry babe. Just sit down right here and I'll take care of you" he winked. Chris obliged by sitting his soft round ass on Alex's face. "I've uh...never had this before" Chris groaned. He slowly began riding Alex's wet tongue. His body bounced up and down as he gasped for air. "Your...soooo good babe" Chris cried out loud. Alex guided Chris' hips as he slid his tongue all over his hole. "Babe..can I uh...you know" Alex smiled. "Of coarse" Chris grinned. He bent over with his ass in the air. Alex got behind him and slid his hard dick into Chris. "Oh god. Ouch...ouch but it feels awesome!" Chris panted, "how do you feel?" "Really good. Really really good" Alex replied. He rammed into his lover a few more times before pulling out.

"You know baby" Alex said flipping Chris over, "I've gotta secret." He kissed Chris' nipples all over. "Oh yeah? Well what's that secret?" Chris dared to ask. "I've got a little foot fetish. Everytime you take your shoes off and prop them up on the couch...oh man I lose it and jizz myself" Alex smiled. "Weird" Chris gave a big smile, "I have the same little addiction. You know when you do your uh...haha...barefoot push ups I uhm...I go to my room and jack it." "I always wondered why you's run off" Alex bit his lower lip. Chris picked him up and carried him off the his bedroom. They both laid on the bed and started playing with each other's feet. Chris licked up and down Alex's soft soles. "Ohhh god I'm in fucking heaven" he moaned. Alex sucked on each of Sabin's toes and gasped for breath. "Your fucking feet are so fucking gorgeous baby. Shove 'em in my mouth!" He cried. Chris slid his left foot in and out of his partner's mouth. Alex gave a muffled cry as he jacked himself. Chris licked in between each of Alex's toes, "uhm babe. I'm getting close again. Wanna ride this cock?"

Alex jumped up and kissed Chris, "yes baby." He lowered himself onto Chris' dick and screamed in pleasure. "Fuck! Oh Josh its so fucking good" he cried. Chris held onto Alex's hips and he bounced hard and fast. "Oh oh oh oh Paaaatrick! Hold on tight babe" Chris whispered. He flipped Alex on his back and began pumping him missionary style. "Josh! Oh Josh fuck me fuck me baby! Fuck me!" Alex gasped. He dug his nails into Chris' back and bit his neck. "Oh Patrick I'm gonna fill you up...I'm gonna cum! I'm...argh!" Chris moaned. His cock shot heavy loads of cum into Alex's tight hole. "Oh Joshy...I'm gonna cum too" Alex whimpered. Chris got down and began sucking Alex off. "I want you to cum in my mouth. I love the taste of you babe" he said. Alex held back as long as he could before he blasted off in his partner. "Ooooh fuck Josh! Fuck" he cried. Chris cralwed up and kissed Alex, cum dripping from the sides of their mouths.

"Come here baby" Chris held Alex tightly. "I love you. You know that right Patrick Harter?" He gave a sly grin. "Baby...I'm Patrick Martin. Your Josh Har....wait..." Alex wrinkled his nose. Chris opened up his dressed drawer and pulled out a ring. "Baby this is my class ring. I know its not a diamond but I promise you...one day. Once Impact starts paying off again....your gonna be my man for eternity" Chris promised. "Oh Josh...I love you baby" Alex teared up. The two kissed passionately once more before falling asleep in each other's arms.

Doctors and Nurses. Part 3

After the boys had left, Evan retired to his room. "Can I get you anything Mr. Korklan?" Jaime asked seductively. "Mmmmaybe uh...glass of water and an aspirin. My foot hurts" Evan frowned. "Awh poor baby. Maybe nurse Jaime can make it feels better" Jaime sat on at the end of their bed. He rubbed Evan's foot very gently. "Jay....Aaron" Evan only used Jaime's real name when he was serious. "Have you been feeding me all this junk food to...fatten me up?" He asked.

"Sorta. I just think you adorable with some weight. I know I'm bad" Jaime let out a low breath. "You think this is adorable?" Evan pinched his gut. The mini roll stuck out just barely. "Yes! Its sexy! Matt what don't you get? Your sexy to me. These cute little toes...your adorable smile. Even your hairy legs... you know" Jaime winked. "I know what?" Evan raised his eyebrow. "It turns me on" Jaime said kissing Evan's bare foot. "Mmmm baby you know I like when you massage my foot that way" Evan grinned. Jaime continued kissing Evan's foot and up his legs to his stomach. "Nooooo" Evan covered his belly, "I'm-I'm too chunky. I feel like a whale." "No you don't. So what you've got this squishy, soft...warm...tummy. Oh Matt I need it!" Jaime drooled. His tongue licked every inch of his partner's skin. Trailing up from his belly button up to his chest. They kissed with a fiery passion, "oh Jaime" Evan moaned.

In the next room Hope cuddled up to her boyfriend's tattooed chest. "I'm so tired. I can't wait to get a peaceful nights rest" she sighed. Punk kissed her on the forehead and closed his eyes.

*squeak* "oh God Jaime! Oh baby."
*squeak squeak* "oh Matt...right there! Right there!"
*squeak* "Oh Jaime ride me harder!!!"

"Uhm....do you hear..." Punk sat up. "I'm kind of scared to move" Hope whispered. Never before had they heard their friends having sex. Usually Evan and Jaime were a quiet couple in the bedroom. "Ah! I got it" Punk exclaimed, "honey? Hello?" He looked over to see his girl covering her ears. "What?" She squirmed. "I said I got it. Jaime is totally turned on by Matt's weight gain. He's a chubby chaser" Punk laughed. Hope just hid under the covers trying to block out the noise. Evan and Jaime's bed slammed against the wall, it creaked vigorously. Moans echoed into the hallway and out of the windows.

Evan's forehead dripped with sweat and he pounded his boyfriend. "I donno if I can hold on much longer" he gasped for air. "Fill me up baby" Jaime cried out. His nails scratched the headboard above him. Finally Evan slammed in one more time and unloaded several shots of cum into Jaime. "Ahhhh....I'm tired now" he collapsed onto his partner. "Uh Matty...uh Matt I-I can't breath baby. No really roll over boy. I...can't....breath" Jaime tried to catch some air. Evan began to snore as his full weight pressed onto his lover. "Somebody help me! I can't breath" Jaime called out.

"That's what you get for feeding that kid cheeseburgers and Little Debbie's all day" Punk called through the walls. He snickered and laid his head down to go to sleep ;). "Phil we need to help him. C'mon he could really get hurt" Hope pleaded. "Oh okay fine I'll help him" Punk rolled out of bed. He ran to the next room and pushed Evan off of Jaime. "Oh god...Phil" Jaime gasped checking on Evan, "he's dead!" "No hun he isn't. His neck is just so fat you can't feel a pulse" Punk kicked the bed. "Wha...what's going on? Am I still having sex?" Evan said half awake. "You. Exercise. Morning!" Punk shook his finger at the younger man.

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Over the next few weeks Punk's ankle healed and Evan's foot made a full recovery. Once again they'd be leaving their lovers for the road. "B-but I'm used to being home with you. I know we'll be on the road together but home is totally different" Hope teared up. Jaime sat in the living room in full blown tears. His job at TNA pulled him far apart from Evan. "Baby don't cry. I promise I'll call every night and every day okay?" Evan kissed Jaime softly. He hopped into the car with Hope and Punk and put on his seatbelt. Punk turned the key only to hear a sputter. "My car battery is dead!" He cried out. The trio turned to Jaime with suspicious faces. Jaime just smiled and shrugged, "guess you'll have to stay here for a little while longer."

Doctors and Nurses. Part 2

Punk had been bored for the past few days at home. Hope and Jaime both had jobs at separate wrestling companies. It was only Punk and Evan in the Chicago townhouse. "Wanna invite a few friends over tonight?" Evan asked. "Sure man! How about Colt, Roderick and Curt" Punk grinned. The two knew that when they got together with their old buddies the bordem would go away. Punk started calling up his friends and set up a small get together at eight. "C'mon let's cook up some snacks for the party. I mean we can do that right?" Punk grabbed his crutches.

While they rummaged through the cabinets Evan noticed his reflection in the mirror. "Woah I have chunked up haven't I?" He remarked. "Not too much. You just got a little love handle thing going on. Maybe Jaime likes you like that" Punk said thoughtfully. Evan shrugged and pulled out some snacks to prepare. Soon enough the boys showed up for the party. "Daaaamn boy what'd you eat?" Colt joked. Evan patted his soft stomach and grinned, "your mom's cooking buddy." "Ooooohhh he got you on that one" Roderick Strong laughed.

Hope and Jaime stepped closer to their front door. "Do you smell that?" Jaime wretched. "I smell....cocktail weenies!" Hope gasped. She always loved when her boyfriend made his specialty snack food. "No! Its...its cheese whiz...and axe body spray...and miller lite lime. No!!! Its Colt, Roderick and Curt" Jaime groaned as he opened the door. Colt couldn't wait to give his longtime rival a huge hug. "Hi Scott." Jaime groaned. "We were wondering when you two would get home" Colt said. "And Jay I wanna know what you've been feeding my boy Matty. He's gained at least a good ten pounds!" "Nothing out of the usual Colt" Jaime rolled his eyes.

Hope grabbed a plate to share with her man. "I thought I said to stay off that ankle sir" she crossed her arms. "Well I feel better. I thought you'd let me" Punk made big puppy dog eyes at her. "Damn it Philip! I can't stay mad at you" Hope broke down.

Doctors and Nurses. Part 1

"Damn damn damn! Fuck!" CM Punk growled. There was no way his ankle was just sprained. No this was a full on injury. It was upsetting for the world champion to have to fly back home to recoup now. Of all the times to get hurt it had to be in the middle of an amazing title reign. But at least it would give him more quality time with his girlfriend Hope. Not to mention his new roommates Evan Bourne and Jaime.

The doctor's orders were to stay off of his ankle for two weeks. This was nearly impossible for Punk to do. Every once and awhile Hope would catch him trying to get up to do something. "You can't lift that box honey. Stop that" Hope scolded him. "But I'm so bored baby....ahhhh fine I'm gonna go talk to Matt" Punk frowned. Matt, aka Evan, was also laid up with a foot injury. Punk walked into his room and instantly got suspicious. "Matthew....h-how are ya?" He asked. "Good. Just having some lunch" Evan replied. He shoved a spoon full of cheese and broccoli soup in his mouth. "You look different dude" Punk scratched his chin. "Same old me....wanna half my brownie? Jaime made my whole lunch from his old family recipes" Evan grinned. That was it! "Dude your getting chunked up! How much have you gained?" Punk exclaimed.

Evan looked at his belly and shrugged. "I haven't gained any weight. Maybe a pound or two....or five" Evan sighed. "Okay so Jaime's been cooking off the hook. Like all these fatty foods. I think he's trying to fatten me up!" "I'd say dude. And only five pounds? Seriously?" Punk's lips turned to a sly grin.


Meanwhile Hope found Jaime in the kitchen. "What are you cookin' good lookin'?" She asked. "Oh just some hamburgers I made up all by myself. Those are the ingredients over there" Jaime pointed. A brick of cheese, blue cheese crumbles and red onions lay scattered on the counter top. "Uhhh...those burgers are awful big and greasy huh?" The girl's stomach churned. "Its good though! I put the cheese, blue cheese and onion into the meat. Then Matty can add whatever he wants. Ya know lettuce, tomato...." Jaime smiled. Hope opened up the fridge to see a large cheesecake drizzled with blueberries. "I assume this is for dessert?" She asked. "Its is. You'll love it" Jaime assured her. "Uhh...I think I heard Phil calling me. Be right back" Hope ran off.

She found her boyfriend picking his old clothes from the hamper. "Your not doing the laundry!" Hope scolded him. "B-b-but I need something to do! I can't just sit here all damn day" Punk frowned. He stuck out his lower lip and began huffing. "Okay you can help fold the laundry baby" Hope told him. Punk reluctantly followed his girlfriend to the washer and dryer. "I really don't even know how to do this. I always put too much detergent in" Punk said with a blush. Hope laughed as she loaded the dryer and turned it on. "Darn it" she snapped, "its unbalanced." "What's that mean?" Punk asked. "It means the dryer is gonna be bouncing back and forth. Banging against...the wall" Hope replied. Her dainty hand patted the warm metal surface. The dryer rumbled almost vibrating her body. Punk knew exactly what was running through his girl's mind. He ripped his shirt off and began kissing her. "Babe....I wanna try something new we haven't done" Punk's eyes lit up. "But we've been together half a year. We've done almost everything....are you going to surprise me baby?" Hope closed her eyes. "Yeah that's it honey. Now take it all off and uh...hop onto the machine" Punk moaned.

Hope removed her clothes and sat across the dryer. Already she felt like crying out in ecstasy. The fact that her eyes were closed just added to the excitement. Punk got on his knees and buried his face into Hope's pussy. "Oh...oh Phil! We-We've never done this before" she gasped. Punk's tongue slid in and out of her slowly, "you like it babe?" Hope could barely answer as her nails dug into Punk's arms. "Oh Phil it feels so good baby" she managed to chock out. Punk got up with his thick hard cock in his hand. "How are we gonna do this babe? I don't know if I can stand too long" he licked his lips. "Here you sit down here" Hope got to her feet, "and I'll sit on your lap." Punk sat on the warm machine and braced himself. Hope wrapped her arms around his shoulders and sat slowly onto his cock. Just the feeling of his shaft in her pussy made her even more wet. Punk would never admit it but he felt like cumming already. Making love to Hope was like nothing he had ever experienced before. "Oh god baby I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum" he cried out. Punk let out a loud moan before his cock gushed with cum. Hope cried out as she felt Punk's shaft pulse with every shot. They kissed passionately before getting dressed.

The Art of.....Something.

It was a Friday night and Hope had a date. Her boyfriend CM Punk was on his way over from a WWE taping. Everything seemed good until Hope's roommate came home from work. Jaime was a manager for several stars in the company ROH. But recently he had been having troubles with some of the other guys. A lot of the men wanted to date Jaime, but he wasn't that interested.

"H-how was the show babe?" Hope asked cheerily. "Well Eddie Edwards and Roderick Strong both hit on me. So I punched one in the nuts and one in the nose" Jaime scoffed. "Oh honey" Hope frowned. She hated to hear of Jaime's recent scuffs with guys who were honestly interested in dating him. "Hey I've got an idea. How about you hang out with Phil and I!" Hope suggested. "Uh aren't you going out on a date?" Jaime asked. Being a third wheel wasn't his idea of a fun Friday night. "Well actually we are guests on Colt Cabana's Art of Wrestling" the young lady replied. "Ewwwww Scott Colton? Colt Cabana? Gross he's just gross" Jaime wretched, "okay fine. I'll go but no funny business!"

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Punk leaned into the mic with a hearty laugh. "Remember that night in Chicago when you landed that moonsault and puked afterwords?" He giggled. Hope could barely contain her laughter during the mini talk show. She loved it when her boyfriend and Colt got together for a little reunion. Their personalities where enough to cheer up just about anyone. "So Jay" Colt said softly, "I heard you uh...you kicked my dude Roderick in the nards today." Jaime blushed shyly, "well I just don't like guys commenting on how I look." "That's a lie! He loves it when guys are fawning over him" Punk interjected.

"Well" Colt laughed, "we'll be right back with the Art of...uh something. Yeah the Art of Wrestling Live...soon." He shut off the microphones and turned to Jaime. "So man 'o man your just a little spitfire huh?" Colt grinned. "Watch you may get a soccer kick to the balls dude" Punk laughed aloud. Hope nudged her boyfriend in the side, "uhm how about we go out after this. Like maybe for dinner." The group agreed as Colt flipped the switch to go back on the air. "We're back with my guests, my best friend CM Punk, his little lady Hope and the nut kicker himself Prince Jaime." 

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The show went well with only a few more low blow jokes. Punk and Hope drove their car to a local restaurant. "I wonder how Jay and Scott are doing" Punk thought aloud. "I don't think it was a good idea to have them ride together" Hope said wearily. They got out of the car and saw Colt slam his door. Jaime hopped out and grumbled to himself, "it smells in there! Like...like...cheese whiz" he growled. Hope shrugged and lead the way into the crowded restaurant. 

Colt and Punk went back and forth with stories of their early days of wrestling. While Hope and Jaime picked through the menu. "Oooh I want this blue drink. Whatever that is" Colt said. His finger pointed into Jaime's menu. "Can you please move your Ninja Turtle sized hands? I can't read the food" Jaime snapped. A few patrons turned around to the small commotion. "You got me a feisty one didn't ya Phil?" Colt grinned. He wrapped an arm around Jaime's shuddering shoulders. Soon enough Jaime found himself actually cuddling into his date's embrace. After all what could be the harm in a little flirting. He laid a hand onto Colt's muscular thigh. 

The waitress brought out the food, "can I get anyone a refill?" Everyone nodded and soon more drinks had been brought out. "I decided to skip the diet Coke tonight. Dr Pepper is just too tempting" Jaime smiled. "Uhm I'm starting to think my blue drink has alcohol in it" Colt made a twisted face. "Well I'd have taste tested it for you if you wouldn't have downed it like a shot" Jaime rolled his eyes. 

The dinner went well but soon Punk found himself carrying Colt to the car. "Uhm excuse me" Hope tapped the waitress, "what was in his drink?" "Sprite, blue raspberry flavoring and three shots of UV vodka" the woman replied. "Oh my...I see now why he's like that" Jaime blushed. "Well he can't drive. You two will just have to ride with us" Punk proclaimed. He helped Colt into the backseat and buckled him in. "C-can I tell you something Philip?" Colt stuttered. 

"Anything you want buddy."

"The first time we met I-I wanted you so bad."

"Woah! Wanted me how?"

"I wanted you to ya know..."

Hope adjusted herself into the seat. Punk could barely keep a straight face as Colt went on. "Ya know the first time Chris Sabin and I fucked..." He said aloud. "Oh god Phil I donno if I can sit in this car. I'm scared" Hope laughed uncontrollably. Colt giggled along with her, "Chris Sabin man. I made sure he couldn't walk right for a week. And Alex Shelley too....I did 'em both in one night! A threesome in this little ass hotel in Detroit. True story." "Oh Scott you just need to rest buddy" Punk changed lanes. He looked back to see Jaime had fallen asleep in the back. The car ride seemed to be getting a little better. That is until it took a strange turn. "Crap" Punk swerved, "damn nails in the road! Did ya see that?"

Hope looked back to see Colt and landed on top of Jaime. "Scotty your crushing me" Jaime awoke. His stomach pressed against the car floor. "Ewwww I smell that cheese smell again" Jaime cried. "Yeah a can of cheese whiz ro-rolled under the seat this past summer. I'm too lazy to get it" Colt chuckled. "Scott your crushing me! My face is literally smashed into the floor! Get off me!" Jaime gasped for air. Punk patted his friend on the back as he tried to keep the car straight. "Oh...Jaime...I'm uh...haha...I'm getting hard" Colt said into his date's ear. "What do you mean hard?" Jaime asked, 

"Oh...my gosh...Colt. I can feel something poking in my..."

"Jaime Jaime Jaime...I wanna do it right here."

"SCOTT!"

"Your making me horny."

Hope spun around in her seat and looked ahead. "Please tell me we are close to home" she breathed heavily. "About three minutes. But that's about two minutes too long" Punk groaned. "Oh Jaime! I wanna take my cock out and bang you silly" Colt slurred. It had been so long since Colt had sex, he was ready to go at anytime. "Scott....fuck me" Jaime whispered. It wasn't the best place but the moment was too good to pass. "Haha I knew you'd come around" Colt said slowly. "Don't turn around" Hope warned her boyfriend. "I already did! I saw 'Matt Classic' " Punk said through his teeth. "What's Matt Classic?" Hope asked.

"Oh Jay...Matt Classic wants in that tight ass" Colt slid off Jaime's pants. "Ooooh my its his penis" Hope shuddered. The girl and her boyfriend looked into each other's faces. "We are close enough to home. We're walking" Punk declared. He grabbed Hope's hand and carried her out of the car. They could hear noises as they jogged down the street. "Oh Jaime! Lick my ear while I fuck you baby" Colt moaned aloud. The car rocked back in forth in a fast motion. Hope tripped over her own shoe and stumbled. "I can't run fast enough!" She cried out. Punk picked up his girl and began to carry her. Out of his peripheral vision he saw Colt's bare butt in the back window. "Oh god I can't erase that out of my mind" Punk groaned.

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The next day Hope awoke to find Jaime laying on the couch. "So how was last night?" She shuddered to ask. "Well" Jaime sighed, "turns out Matt Classic wasn't as awake as we thought. Colt kept passing out on top of me. I didn't get home 'til three am!" "Where is Matt....I mean Scott now?" Hope asked. Jaime pointed to the kitchen table where Colt laid asleep. "So...wanna do it all over again tonight?" Jaime grinned. Hope looked at him with a horrified look. "Heck yeah!" She gave him a high five.

Somebody Call My Momma!!!! Part 1

Jaime and Hope were two of the greatest friends in WWE history. They'd been that way even before hitting the business. The creative staff noticed the spunk of the duo and paired them with Brodus Clay. Since Naomi and Cameron Lynn had gone onto the Divas division, Brodus needed new dancers. "I'm nervous. I can't dance" Hope sighed awhile before they went on. "Your fine we've practiced and we're good" Jaime smiled. "At least your not the one doing an ariel walkover during the dance." "I don't even know what that is. Is that the hands free thing you do?" Hope laughed. Jaime nodded as their cue hit.

"Ladies and Gentleman"

"This is the all new"

"Hot out the box"

"Re-designed"

"Funkasaurus!!!"

"BRODUS CLAY!!!!" They said together. The disco balls in the arena started to spin. Lights zapped every way the fans could look. Jaime and Hope danced their way out onto the ramp with the massive Brodus.

A few backstage onlookers took notice of the two. Particularly Zack Ryder and CM Punk. "Damn she's a cutie pie" Punk grinned over Hope. "He's really hot. I think I wanna ask him out" Zack swooned. The two buddies decided they'd take the chance to talk to their crushes after the show. In the meantime they watched as Brodus destroyed poor Tyson Kidd in the ring. Within three minutes the match was over and done. Jaime and Hope bounced back into the ring for the final dance. The black one piece costumes Jaime made were perfect for the occasion. Black sequins shined in the light while black tassels swayed off their armbands. Hope was grateful management decided not to dress them in the stomach baring costumes of Naomi and Cameron. 

Finally they emerged backstage and were praised from most everyone. "You two did great. I was cheering you on the whole time" Kelly Kelly told them. "Hey you two had some admirers back here" Layla winked. "Admirers? Who?" Hope and Jaime exclaimed at the same time. The girls wouldn't tell except for a few clues. It left the two newest additions to wonder exactly who was eyeing them. "Come back to the locker room and we can gossip about it" Layla pulled her new friends aside. Hope and Jaime were both not ones to gossip. But if it meant finding out their admirers then why not?

"Ladies ladies don't bother covering up its just us and Jaime. You know he isn't interested in our knickers" Layla said aloud, "have a seat. C'mon its time to chat gals." Several Divas gathered around and began talking all at once. "Do you understand any of them?" Jaime whispered. "No I-I'm sorta scared" Hope responded. Pantyhose and other fabrics started flying about the little group.

"So he said and then I said...."

"Well I'm telling you what girl...." 

"And I've been cramping for like a week..."

Jaime was used to this kind of group talk. He'd performed with so many drag queens that this scene felt natural. But then a subject he wasn't comfortable with came up. "So anyway you two need to meet your mystery guys" Layla pointed at the two. "Yeah go out on a date" Brie Bella added. "Then its time to get down. Get some of that Zack Ryder and Punk ass" Nikki Bella continued. "Hey! We weren't supposed to tell them who their guys were Nikki!" Brie rolled her eyes. Hope adjusted herself in the steel chair. Jaime felt like he wanted to run out of the room. "So you two getting it on with Phil and Matt. You'll have to give us details" Eve Torres informed them. The sex talk went on and on until it was time for everyone to pack up.

Hope and Jaime left the room and went to their locker room. "So do you think they know? I mean those hyenas could probably smell it on us. That's why they kept mentioning sex" Hope said in a low tone. "No they don't know. But I-I-I'm even more nervous now" Jaime replied. The two friends had run smack dab into Punk and Zack. "H-Hi uhm so uhm we were wondering if you wanted to go out...on a date" Punk asked timidly. "On a...date?" Hope stammered. "We'd love to! How about we wash up then meet you guys at the hotel" Jaime said excitedly. "Great. See you then" Punk grinned. 

"A date? Are you out of your mind?" Hope snapped.

"I just may be. But trust me we'll be fine" Jaime proclaimed.

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So far the small outing had gone great. The four had gone out to dinner, then come back to the hotel. They sat and played a few rounds of cards while chit chatting. "So how are you two getting along with the Divas?" Zack asked. "I get along with them. They're cool" Hope replied. "She's lying she can't stand Eve or Barbie Blank....I mean Kelly Kelly" Jaime said without looking up from his hand. "JAIME!" Hope said through her teeth. Her heart jumped as Punk started to laugh. Punk bit his lip ring seductively. 

"Hey we're out of soda. I'm going to get some more" Zack got up. "Hey take Hope with you dude" Punk winked. Both Zack and Hope seemed a little confused as they left the room. "So Jaime....I'm totally nervous around Hope. Any advice dude?" Punk asked. "I mean a girl like her ya know. She's probably dated dudes way cooler than me" he continued. "Actually she doesn't date at all. Her and I just stick together. We've never really had boyfriends" Jaime told Punk. "So I have hope with...Hope" Punk said with a huge smile.

Meanwhile Zack and Hope had their own talk. "So he's...a virgin? You are too? Oh man now I'm totally stressed" Zack moaned. "Why? How come that stresses you?" Hope asked. She picked up some sodas and put them in her arms. "Well it just puts stress on a guy ya know. Makes us nervous" Zack replied. "Imagine how we feel" Hope said with a small smile.

 Hope and Zack came back and sat down to a quiet table. "Sooo...wanna maybe just chill and watch a movie?" Punk asked. He popped in a horror flick and brought Hope over to his bed. "You can cuddle with me if you get scared" he promised. Their lips got closer and met tenderly. Hope felt her tongues slid against Punk's. "Maybe we should hold off ya know. At least until the movies over. You do have company afterall" Hope winked. "Uh they aren't concerned with us" Punk pointed. Zack and Jaime made out on the table. Kissing like wild madmen. "We're uhm gonna uhm....we are going off to have sex!!!!" Zack grinned. "Love you two! See you later" Jaime waved with his free hand.

Punk could feel a wave of nervousness come over him. "So I heard from Jaime your a...a uh..." He stammered. Hope kissed him with even more passion than before. "Yeah but I'm ready if its with you" she whispered. Punk winked as he took off his shirt and pants. His body looked so smooth and gorgeous to the young lady. Hope slowly removed her blouse and jeans. Something she'd always been nervous to do in front of a boy. They started kissing and rolling on top of each other. Hope felt Punk's soft skin rubbing against her's. She let out a small moan just from the contact. Punk unsnapped her bra and began kissing all over her breasts. "Oh god...oh Punky" Hope bit her lip. Soon enough she felt his hand going into her panties. Fingering her with a strong hand. "Oh Phil..." Hope called the man by his real name. She could barely think as everything was happening. It was all so new to her.

"Fuck me baby" Hope said as she kissed Punk's neck. He obliged by sliding the head of his cock in her. "Wow...oh damn babe...woah" Punk chocked out. "What? What's wrong?" Hope got a little scared. Wondering if maybe she herself had done something wrong. "Nothing just...its really good. I've never had it feel this good before. I'm going to take it slow though" Punk said to her. He began slipping his cock in and out of Hope, "oh god babe. Ohhhh." Hope dug her nails into Punk's back and moaned. All the sudden Punk went as deep as he could into the girl. "Oh Punk! Oh god harder!" Hope kissed him on the chest. "Babe get on top" Punk grinned.

He laid down as Hope sat onto his hard dick. She began riding him with a strong passion. Her finger traced every intricate tattoo on the man's sweating body. Punk gripped her hips, "oh god babe I'm gonna cum!" Hope began to moan in ecstasy as her body fell into a shockwave. She felt Punk's body convulse as he started to cum. "Oh god....oh babe!!!" He moaned as loud as he could. His cock slammed several times into Hope before they collapsed. "So...was...it good?" Punk laid on top of her and kissed her. "Oh god yeah...." Hope grinned, "I wonder how Jaime and Zack are doing."

Birthday Sex.

CM Punk prepared for a night out with his best friend. Since moving onto WWE he hardly got to see any of them. But that night was all about Punk, Colt Cabana and Roderick Strong. "So ready for your little party?" Punk's girlfriend Hope asked. "Yup. We're going out to Buffalo Wild Wings than to Scott's place" Punk informed proudly. "Well glad to see you forgot about our date Phil" Hope frowned. CM Punk had a brief 'duh' moment as he called them. He knew there was something that he'd been forgetting. "Oh baby I'm so sorry look I'll....I'll tell the boys I can't go" Punk offered. "No its okay. Trust me I'll call up Jaime and his brother Hunter. We'll chill tonight" Hope said.

Punk thought quickly to himself. "Yes call them up" he instructed, "I've got a plan."

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Around seven o'clock Colt and Roderick arrived at Punk's apartment. "What up dude?" Colt exclaimed. Punk and his best friend hugged tightly pulling Roderick into the mix. "Look who we found" Colt smiled big. "Matt!" Punk exclaimed. It was Matthew Korklan aka Evan Bourne, a good friend to all three men. Punk loved to see Evan but this put a dilemma into his plans. "You guys don't mind if my lady Hope brings a few of her friends along right?" Punk asked. "Oooh gals?" Colt snickered. "Uh no guys" Punk corrected him. "Boys? Even Better" Colt winked. Evan suddenly felt a bit nervous, "is this a blind date?" "No dude just...a tag along crew" Punk winked.

Hope sat in the kitchen alone. She was a little too shy to go out by herself. After a few minutes Hunter and Jaime arrived. "Why did you text us to come in the backdoor?" Hunter asked. "Eh I'm just apprehensive about going into the den alone" Hope shrugged. She hugged her friends and led them into the other room. "Guys you know Jaime and Hunter right?" Hope introduced them. Roderick and Colt circled Jaime like a piece of meat. "We've seen you on tv. You two are quite the team" Roderick said. Hunter waved to Evan , "hey there Matthew." Evan waved back and quickly adjusted his glasses. "So are we ready to go?" Punk asked around. Everyone agreed and headed out to the car.

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Buffalo Wild Wings just happened to be a packed house. A group of college boys went crazy over seeing their favorite wrestlers. Hope and Jaime stood back kind of in disappointment. "Guess if you work backstage or your a manager no one recognizes you" Hope sighed. One of the frat boys timidly walked up to them, "hey aren't you....CM Punk's chick?" "Yeah Punk's chick. Not like there'd be no storylines if it weren't for me" Hope replied sarcastically.

The waitress seated them bear the back of the restaurant. "Who's ready for some wings!" Colt said in a gruff voice.

"So JBabe are you single?" Roderick asked. "Yeah I am. I don't date much cause I'm more of and indoors sorta person" Jaime said. "Me too. I mean sometimes you just wanna relax" Evan chirped. Colt shot a sharp look at his longtime friend, "you know I like staying inside too" he boasted. Although that was a complete lie, Colt didn't care. The waitress arrived with a large order of appetizers and drinks. "Hey can I get some of your hottest dipping sauce?" Colt asked politely. It was time he started showing off to Jaime. "Scotty and I love hot things" Roderick rubbed his chest against Jaime's arm.

"Phil" Hope whispered," I think I know what's been bothering me ." "I know I think I see something odd" Punk replied. He watched as Colt and Roderick flirted relentlessly with Jaime. Then of coarse there was Hunter and Evan. "I like heavy metal music and going to bars! They're my hot spots" Hunyer described himself. Evan smiled and nodded in response. But Hunter's interests weren't the same as his.

"Hey looks I'll chug this sauce" Colt bragged boldly. "Well that's totally easy dude. I'll take two down like a shot" Roderick one uped Colt. It was obvious the two friends were about to make a big mistake. "Its okay guys. I believe you two can handle the hot sauce. Let's just change the subject" Jaime pleaded. "Uh so anyway happy birthday" he waved to Evan. "Thank you! I can't believe I'm almost thirty" Evan blushed. Hunter lightly pawed at Evan's buttons up shirt, "so do you want anything special for your birthday?" He asked. "Well I got everything I wanted. But a hug would be nice" Evan giggled. Hunter wrapped his arms around the older guy and kissed his neck. "Maybe you'll get some more birthday gifts tonight" Hunter whispered in Evan's ear. Colt scowled and downed his hot sauce, "woah! Hot hot hot!" He bellowed.

"Oh for pete sake. Scott" Roderick sighed. "Hope restroom now" Jaime directed. The duo got up and left for the restroom hallway. "I need air. Phil wanna tag along?" Evan asked. He and Punk got up and ventured out to the patio.

"I think I know what's bothering you man" Punk said. "You want time with Jaime don't you?" "Yes! I miss him since he left WWE. There hasn't been a day that we didn't call each other. I-I think I'm in love" Evan swooned. He clutched his chest and backed up against the building wall. "Well I'm gonna get him for you! I promise Matty" Punk proclaimed. The two made their way into the restaurant where they found only Hunter and Roderick at the table. "Where's Scott?" Punk asked. "He got sick to his stomach. He'll be back soon" Hunter answered. "That poor baby. I'll rub him when he gets back...I mean his stomach" he added.

Hope, Jaime and Colt returned from the restroom. "Oh Scotty are you okay honey?" Hunter cuddled Colt tightly. "Yeah...just sick. Will you take care of me?" Colt asked sweetly. "Hey I'm sick too. How about me?" Roderick said sniffing. "Of coarse! You two can sleep in my bed tonight. Jaime rolled his eyes and walked out the car.

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Punk drove to the apartment Hope, Jaime and Hunter shared. The group decided to chill out. "Here you two go lay down in my room. I'll be in soon" Hunter winked. Colt and Roderick pushed each other to get to the room. "Well this was a uh...interesting night" Punk laughed, "wanna go to your bedroom baby?" "But I'm not tired" Hope responded.

"Uh I think we should babe"
"But I want to sit down with everyone"
"Dear I think ahem...Jaime and Matt should be ya know"
"Oh oh yeah I'm tired *yawn*"

Soon enough Jaime and Evan were alone in the living room. "Well I'm not sleepy. In fact I've still got a surprise for you" Jaime winked. He ran off to the kitchen for a few minutes. Evan sat on the couch in the silent living room. "I wonder what he's got...a surprise for me? How sweet" he thought to himself. Jaime arrived back with a cake, a wrapped box and a shoebox. "Okay first here is your birthday cake for us to share together. Then here is your gift" Jaime smiled, "and this is...well I call it our story." Evan gave a wide grin as he opened up his small gift. "Woah. This is a rollex hun. Its so cool....thank you" he leaned over and kissed Jaime's cheek.

Soon the two were eating the vanilla birthday cake. "So what's the shoebox now?" Evan asked. "Its all the letters we've written back and forth. I figure we can...nevermind its silly" Jaime blushed. "Figure we can what....tell me...one two...three" Evan poked at his friend. Jaime finally broke down and confessed. "Well I always secretly hoped we'd get together and....we could uhm...well show these letters to our kids and grandkids...and great grandkids" Jaime said. Evan inched closer wanting to kiss his longtime crush so badly. Finally they could feel each other's breath on their lips.

"OH GOD PHIL! OH HARDER HARDER!" The silent apartment erupted with noise. "Oh Hope ride me baby ride me!" Punk moaned. "I'm scared to move" Evan froze with terror.

"OH SCOTTY! OH RODDY! Give me all you got!"
"Oh you two are tag teaming me! Stop...no keep going!"

A few feet away...." OH PUNK! Oh baby I love that" Hope screamed.

Jaime bit his lower lip and grabbed Evan. "I see how they are gonna do us. C'mon" he grinned. "Wait! No way what are we doing? Oh my gosh" Evan laughed. Jaime ran into Hope's room with a flashlight. "Woops I thought this was my room" Jaime exclaimed. Hope hid under the covers and blushed a bright red. "Oh were uh...were we being a little noisy?" Punk bit his lips ring. He wrapped Hope's legs to his bare butt, "I'll try and be quiet."

Jaime and Evan ran out with wide grins. They sat on the couch and made out intensely. "Your so cute and fun" Evan stopped for air. Jaime went to answer but couldn't. Hope's room once again filled with noise. The bed banged hard against the wall. "Oh god baby slam into me" she begged. "Oh god....oh baby...AHHHHH ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Punk moaned aloud. "How'd ya like that?" He asked aloud. "I loved it" Hope replied.

"Uh I was talking to them honey" Punk laughed. Jaime shook his head and kissed Evan once more. "Happy birthday Matt" he cooed, "I love you." "I love you too baby" Evan replied. They laid down on the couch together and quickly fell fast asleep.

Why They Hate. Episode 2: So Iit Begins.....

In our last part we were introduced to Maria and Jaime. The two biggest rivals in wrestling history. No it wasn't just a kayfabe storyline either. These two legitimately hated each other. But these aren't the only lives we delved into. Phil Brooks aka CM Punk is Jaime's best friend. Awhile ago Jaime set up Phil with the Glamazon Beth Phoenix. Unfortunately Beth's aspirations don't include a relationship. Punk was left angry and confused. Being a bisexual wrestler he had a large variety of fish in his sea. But the only one nibbling at his bait was Jaime. Punk loves Jaime but can't drag the innocent rookie into his mess.

And of coarse we have Matthew Korklan. Better known as high flyer Evan Bourne. With good intentions Maria set Evan up with Chris Jericho. Sadly the walls caved in on poor Evan when Chris texted him a short goodbye. But alas we haven't quite figured out why Jaime and Maria have such hatred for each other...

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"Snowed in? What do you mean snowed in?" CM Punk burst into laughter. "I mean we are stuck in this damn building for the night" Colt Cabana replied. The indy show started to look more like a scene from a comedy special. Only a few dozen fans showed up and were now trapped in the arena. The promoters decided to cancel the show leaving many angry in the crowd. Punk was not about to have it. "That's not fair. They paid for a show and until that snow melts we are putting one on!" He protested, "what? Why are you looking at me like that?" Punk noticed Jaime staring at him intently. "Your just such a rebel. Your so studly like James Dean or Superman" Jaime sighed. "Baby please now is not the time to fall in love with me. No matter how sexy I look in my little Randy Savage trunks and boots" Punk winked. "Now where is this promoter dude?" He asked insistent on meeting him. "I'll get him bro" Colt scurried off. "Well I'm gonna explore and see who else is here" Jaime waved.

"Matt, I brought you a BLT from the snack bar" Maria said gently. Evan looked at the sandwich and turned away. It looked tempting but it wasn't enough. "I've already thrown up twice. I'm afraid to eat again" he wiped his eye. Maria laid a fist into her makeup kit. "That fucker. I'm so sorry he did this. Please Matt stop crying" she pleaded. "I can't I can't! I love him Maria. I wanted to marry him okay" Evan cried. Maria sat down next to her friend and coddled him. "Well I don't want to make you even sadder but uhm...the shows been canceled cause we're trapped in" Maria said. "What? Trapped in?" Evan quickly jumped up, "like trapped in the arena?" "Yeah the snow is bad out there babe" Maria replied. "Well what can we do now? Like maybe wanna see who else is here? Maybe that'll help me be not so depressed" Evan shrugged. He opened the locker room door and quickly shut it. The heavy thud echoed in the room. "Why'd you shut the door?" Maria asked with a laugh. "Because I change my mind! We should stay in here for awhile" Evan breathed heavily. "Your acting funny Matt. What's out there? Don't tell me the snow got into the building" Maria went for the knob.

"YOU!" Jaime and Maria shouted. They'd come face to face finally. "Why are you here? Couldn't find a kennel fast enough?" Jaime snapped. "Oh I'd did but they said you took the last cage" Maria retorted.

"Oh haha! Where'd you get that top? Visiting the retirement communities again?"

"Not all of us can dress like Hot Topic vomited on Claire's like you do."

"Slut"

"Booger!"

Jaime grabbed a jelly doughnut and flung it at Maria. "Hey! Enough!" Punk shouted. "If your gonna fight take all your clothes off and use oil" he grinned. Maria bit her lower lip, butterflies boiled up in her stomach. "Really Phil? You never surprise me" Evan managed to smile. Jaime felt his knees grow weak in an instant. For several seconds time seemed to stop all together. Maria and Jaime fantasized about Punk and Evan. "Hey!" Maria snapped out of her daze. Colt Cabana gave a boyish grin as he squirted a bottle of baby oil on her chest. "Blame him!" He pointed at Punk.

Why They Hate. Episode 1: Love is a Letdown

PWI Interviewer: So Jaime. Tells Pro Wrestling Illustrated what you really think about Maria Kanellis.

Jaime: Is this kayfabe or not?

PWI Interviewer: Uh...no.

Jaime: Oh then...she's uuuuhhhh radical and ahem...a...cool girl.

PWI Interviewer: Are you lying?

Jaime: Yes.
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PWI Interviewer: Tell us what you think of Jaime.

Maria: You mean for real or show?

PWI Interviewer: For real.

Maria: Jaime is...an nice person. He is...sweet.

PWI Interviewer: Are you lying to us?

Maria: Yes.
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Maria Kanellis and Jaime's past was a mystery among the wrestling world. The fans knew just as much as every insider. Sometime in history the two had a bitter falling out over something. This mini war had span from WWE to TNA Impact all the way to Ring Of Honor. Independent companies weren't even safe anymore. It was the biggest real life feud since Sunny and Sable. If you were smart you knew better than to stick the two in a locker room, storyline or a match. Both Maria and Jaime were true professionals but even their pride was tossed aside in the heat of battle. No one was brave enough to dare finding out why these two fought so horribly. That is until their friends decided to step in.

Phil Brooks and Matthew Korklan were the unfortunate souls. You may know them as CM Punk and Evan Bourne respectively. Evan wasn't that interested in getting into their business. Truth is he was too afraid to cross Jaime. Punk on the other hand loved to dig into the past. He didn't care if he played with fire and got burned. So it all would go down at an Indy show. Roderick Strong had invited Punk and Evan to compete in the small get together. Of coarse he'd have no idea what drama would ensue that night.
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Evan Bourne kissed Maria passionately on the lips. His tongue caressed her's very gently. "Oh Matt" Maria sighed. Evan gagged as he backed away slowly. "Seriously?" The beautiful girl huffed, "your that gay you can't play straight?" "I'm sorry Maria but c'mon. Now give me Chris Jericho then we can talk" Evan grinned. "Oh wait! I do have Chris Jericho!" He sang out. Evan had been dating Chris for the past two months. He didn't care what people said about his boyfriend either. The nasty comments about his sexuality didn't phase him. Nor did the people mocking him for dating an older man. The only thing that did bother Evan was Chris' constant lying. Maria felt like the worst friend in the world to Evan. If it weren't for her introducing the two then Evan's heartbreak wouldn't be happening. He tried to hide it but his sadness was written on his face. "So how is that going?" Maria asked timidly. "Its okay. Chris is always busy ya know. He is a very popular guy I guess" Evan sighed. His hands shook as he dug through a small duffle bag. "Maria what do I do wrong? Am I not enough for him?" Evan teared up. Maria held her friend close and cried herself. "I'm so sorry baby. If I only knew what he would do to you I swear..." She vowed. "I love him so much" Evan sobbed.

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Across the hall another duo practiced their parts. Little did they know Maria was in the same building. "Fuckin' douchbag!" CM Punk screamed. He laid a taped up fist into the wall. "Phil please calm down your scaring me" Jaime tensed up. It wasn't like the usually calm guy to fly off the handle. At least in real life.

"She's dumping me! I should dump her ass!" Punk groaned. "Beth?" Jaime shuddered to ask. "Yes hun your Beth! Remember your lovely recommendation" Punk yelled. "Ahhhhhh...sorry kiddo. Its not your fault babe." Punk sat down next to Jaime and pulled him in for a hug. "I'm sorry Phil. You know if I had a hunch she was a cunt I'd have steered you away." Jaime looked deep into Punk's glossy eyes. They melted into each other's arms and kissed seductively. Jaime relished the feeling of the "Straight Edge Superstar's" beard tickling him. "Oh Jay...baby baby baby. If only I didn't care for you so fucking much. I think we'd write a pretty bad romance" Punk chuckled. "So why don't we? Why don't we just forget about it all and fall in love Phil" Jaime nuzzled into Punk's chest. "Because" Punk thought to himself, "your in love with him. We all know that."
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Evan pulled himself together just in time for Chris to call. "Why don't you come and visit? Its supposed to be a good show" Evan suggested. Silence came over the other end of the phone. "You know I don't do indy shows sweetie. C'mon I'm Jericho" Chris retorted. Evan could barely hold back his tears. "Its okay I understand. I guess I'll see you later than" he chocked out. The two said their goodbyes and hung up soon after. Evan often wondered why he got treated the way he did. Or even if Chris really loved him. This time he had a brief second to think before he got a text. "I think we should start seeing other people. I'll send your things to your house" Chris wrote. Evan's heart pounded in a surreal moment of horror. "H-how c-c-could..." He stuttered. "What? Matthew what's the matter?" Maria asked alarmed. She read the text and became enraged. "He just said I love you" Evan fell to his knees. Maria felt guilty for even introducing the two to each other. If it weren't for her poor Evan's heartache wouldn't exist.