The Art of.....Something.

It was a Friday night and Hope had a date. Her boyfriend CM Punk was on his way over from a WWE taping. Everything seemed good until Hope's roommate came home from work. Jaime was a manager for several stars in the company ROH. But recently he had been having troubles with some of the other guys. A lot of the men wanted to date Jaime, but he wasn't that interested.

"H-how was the show babe?" Hope asked cheerily. "Well Eddie Edwards and Roderick Strong both hit on me. So I punched one in the nuts and one in the nose" Jaime scoffed. "Oh honey" Hope frowned. She hated to hear of Jaime's recent scuffs with guys who were honestly interested in dating him. "Hey I've got an idea. How about you hang out with Phil and I!" Hope suggested. "Uh aren't you going out on a date?" Jaime asked. Being a third wheel wasn't his idea of a fun Friday night. "Well actually we are guests on Colt Cabana's Art of Wrestling" the young lady replied. "Ewwwww Scott Colton? Colt Cabana? Gross he's just gross" Jaime wretched, "okay fine. I'll go but no funny business!"

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Punk leaned into the mic with a hearty laugh. "Remember that night in Chicago when you landed that moonsault and puked afterwords?" He giggled. Hope could barely contain her laughter during the mini talk show. She loved it when her boyfriend and Colt got together for a little reunion. Their personalities where enough to cheer up just about anyone. "So Jay" Colt said softly, "I heard you uh...you kicked my dude Roderick in the nards today." Jaime blushed shyly, "well I just don't like guys commenting on how I look." "That's a lie! He loves it when guys are fawning over him" Punk interjected.

"Well" Colt laughed, "we'll be right back with the Art of...uh something. Yeah the Art of Wrestling Live...soon." He shut off the microphones and turned to Jaime. "So man 'o man your just a little spitfire huh?" Colt grinned. "Watch you may get a soccer kick to the balls dude" Punk laughed aloud. Hope nudged her boyfriend in the side, "uhm how about we go out after this. Like maybe for dinner." The group agreed as Colt flipped the switch to go back on the air. "We're back with my guests, my best friend CM Punk, his little lady Hope and the nut kicker himself Prince Jaime." 

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The show went well with only a few more low blow jokes. Punk and Hope drove their car to a local restaurant. "I wonder how Jay and Scott are doing" Punk thought aloud. "I don't think it was a good idea to have them ride together" Hope said wearily. They got out of the car and saw Colt slam his door. Jaime hopped out and grumbled to himself, "it smells in there! Like...like...cheese whiz" he growled. Hope shrugged and lead the way into the crowded restaurant. 

Colt and Punk went back and forth with stories of their early days of wrestling. While Hope and Jaime picked through the menu. "Oooh I want this blue drink. Whatever that is" Colt said. His finger pointed into Jaime's menu. "Can you please move your Ninja Turtle sized hands? I can't read the food" Jaime snapped. A few patrons turned around to the small commotion. "You got me a feisty one didn't ya Phil?" Colt grinned. He wrapped an arm around Jaime's shuddering shoulders. Soon enough Jaime found himself actually cuddling into his date's embrace. After all what could be the harm in a little flirting. He laid a hand onto Colt's muscular thigh. 

The waitress brought out the food, "can I get anyone a refill?" Everyone nodded and soon more drinks had been brought out. "I decided to skip the diet Coke tonight. Dr Pepper is just too tempting" Jaime smiled. "Uhm I'm starting to think my blue drink has alcohol in it" Colt made a twisted face. "Well I'd have taste tested it for you if you wouldn't have downed it like a shot" Jaime rolled his eyes. 

The dinner went well but soon Punk found himself carrying Colt to the car. "Uhm excuse me" Hope tapped the waitress, "what was in his drink?" "Sprite, blue raspberry flavoring and three shots of UV vodka" the woman replied. "Oh my...I see now why he's like that" Jaime blushed. "Well he can't drive. You two will just have to ride with us" Punk proclaimed. He helped Colt into the backseat and buckled him in. "C-can I tell you something Philip?" Colt stuttered. 

"Anything you want buddy."

"The first time we met I-I wanted you so bad."

"Woah! Wanted me how?"

"I wanted you to ya know..."

Hope adjusted herself into the seat. Punk could barely keep a straight face as Colt went on. "Ya know the first time Chris Sabin and I fucked..." He said aloud. "Oh god Phil I donno if I can sit in this car. I'm scared" Hope laughed uncontrollably. Colt giggled along with her, "Chris Sabin man. I made sure he couldn't walk right for a week. And Alex Shelley too....I did 'em both in one night! A threesome in this little ass hotel in Detroit. True story." "Oh Scott you just need to rest buddy" Punk changed lanes. He looked back to see Jaime had fallen asleep in the back. The car ride seemed to be getting a little better. That is until it took a strange turn. "Crap" Punk swerved, "damn nails in the road! Did ya see that?"

Hope looked back to see Colt and landed on top of Jaime. "Scotty your crushing me" Jaime awoke. His stomach pressed against the car floor. "Ewwww I smell that cheese smell again" Jaime cried. "Yeah a can of cheese whiz ro-rolled under the seat this past summer. I'm too lazy to get it" Colt chuckled. "Scott your crushing me! My face is literally smashed into the floor! Get off me!" Jaime gasped for air. Punk patted his friend on the back as he tried to keep the car straight. "Oh...Jaime...I'm uh...haha...I'm getting hard" Colt said into his date's ear. "What do you mean hard?" Jaime asked, 

"Oh...my gosh...Colt. I can feel something poking in my..."

"Jaime Jaime Jaime...I wanna do it right here."

"SCOTT!"

"Your making me horny."

Hope spun around in her seat and looked ahead. "Please tell me we are close to home" she breathed heavily. "About three minutes. But that's about two minutes too long" Punk groaned. "Oh Jaime! I wanna take my cock out and bang you silly" Colt slurred. It had been so long since Colt had sex, he was ready to go at anytime. "Scott....fuck me" Jaime whispered. It wasn't the best place but the moment was too good to pass. "Haha I knew you'd come around" Colt said slowly. "Don't turn around" Hope warned her boyfriend. "I already did! I saw 'Matt Classic' " Punk said through his teeth. "What's Matt Classic?" Hope asked.

"Oh Jay...Matt Classic wants in that tight ass" Colt slid off Jaime's pants. "Ooooh my its his penis" Hope shuddered. The girl and her boyfriend looked into each other's faces. "We are close enough to home. We're walking" Punk declared. He grabbed Hope's hand and carried her out of the car. They could hear noises as they jogged down the street. "Oh Jaime! Lick my ear while I fuck you baby" Colt moaned aloud. The car rocked back in forth in a fast motion. Hope tripped over her own shoe and stumbled. "I can't run fast enough!" She cried out. Punk picked up his girl and began to carry her. Out of his peripheral vision he saw Colt's bare butt in the back window. "Oh god I can't erase that out of my mind" Punk groaned.

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The next day Hope awoke to find Jaime laying on the couch. "So how was last night?" She shuddered to ask. "Well" Jaime sighed, "turns out Matt Classic wasn't as awake as we thought. Colt kept passing out on top of me. I didn't get home 'til three am!" "Where is Matt....I mean Scott now?" Hope asked. Jaime pointed to the kitchen table where Colt laid asleep. "So...wanna do it all over again tonight?" Jaime grinned. Hope looked at him with a horrified look. "Heck yeah!" She gave him a high five.

Somebody Call My Momma!!!! Part 1

Jaime and Hope were two of the greatest friends in WWE history. They'd been that way even before hitting the business. The creative staff noticed the spunk of the duo and paired them with Brodus Clay. Since Naomi and Cameron Lynn had gone onto the Divas division, Brodus needed new dancers. "I'm nervous. I can't dance" Hope sighed awhile before they went on. "Your fine we've practiced and we're good" Jaime smiled. "At least your not the one doing an ariel walkover during the dance." "I don't even know what that is. Is that the hands free thing you do?" Hope laughed. Jaime nodded as their cue hit.

"Ladies and Gentleman"

"This is the all new"

"Hot out the box"

"Re-designed"

"Funkasaurus!!!"

"BRODUS CLAY!!!!" They said together. The disco balls in the arena started to spin. Lights zapped every way the fans could look. Jaime and Hope danced their way out onto the ramp with the massive Brodus.

A few backstage onlookers took notice of the two. Particularly Zack Ryder and CM Punk. "Damn she's a cutie pie" Punk grinned over Hope. "He's really hot. I think I wanna ask him out" Zack swooned. The two buddies decided they'd take the chance to talk to their crushes after the show. In the meantime they watched as Brodus destroyed poor Tyson Kidd in the ring. Within three minutes the match was over and done. Jaime and Hope bounced back into the ring for the final dance. The black one piece costumes Jaime made were perfect for the occasion. Black sequins shined in the light while black tassels swayed off their armbands. Hope was grateful management decided not to dress them in the stomach baring costumes of Naomi and Cameron. 

Finally they emerged backstage and were praised from most everyone. "You two did great. I was cheering you on the whole time" Kelly Kelly told them. "Hey you two had some admirers back here" Layla winked. "Admirers? Who?" Hope and Jaime exclaimed at the same time. The girls wouldn't tell except for a few clues. It left the two newest additions to wonder exactly who was eyeing them. "Come back to the locker room and we can gossip about it" Layla pulled her new friends aside. Hope and Jaime were both not ones to gossip. But if it meant finding out their admirers then why not?

"Ladies ladies don't bother covering up its just us and Jaime. You know he isn't interested in our knickers" Layla said aloud, "have a seat. C'mon its time to chat gals." Several Divas gathered around and began talking all at once. "Do you understand any of them?" Jaime whispered. "No I-I'm sorta scared" Hope responded. Pantyhose and other fabrics started flying about the little group.

"So he said and then I said...."

"Well I'm telling you what girl...." 

"And I've been cramping for like a week..."

Jaime was used to this kind of group talk. He'd performed with so many drag queens that this scene felt natural. But then a subject he wasn't comfortable with came up. "So anyway you two need to meet your mystery guys" Layla pointed at the two. "Yeah go out on a date" Brie Bella added. "Then its time to get down. Get some of that Zack Ryder and Punk ass" Nikki Bella continued. "Hey! We weren't supposed to tell them who their guys were Nikki!" Brie rolled her eyes. Hope adjusted herself in the steel chair. Jaime felt like he wanted to run out of the room. "So you two getting it on with Phil and Matt. You'll have to give us details" Eve Torres informed them. The sex talk went on and on until it was time for everyone to pack up.

Hope and Jaime left the room and went to their locker room. "So do you think they know? I mean those hyenas could probably smell it on us. That's why they kept mentioning sex" Hope said in a low tone. "No they don't know. But I-I-I'm even more nervous now" Jaime replied. The two friends had run smack dab into Punk and Zack. "H-Hi uhm so uhm we were wondering if you wanted to go out...on a date" Punk asked timidly. "On a...date?" Hope stammered. "We'd love to! How about we wash up then meet you guys at the hotel" Jaime said excitedly. "Great. See you then" Punk grinned. 

"A date? Are you out of your mind?" Hope snapped.

"I just may be. But trust me we'll be fine" Jaime proclaimed.

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So far the small outing had gone great. The four had gone out to dinner, then come back to the hotel. They sat and played a few rounds of cards while chit chatting. "So how are you two getting along with the Divas?" Zack asked. "I get along with them. They're cool" Hope replied. "She's lying she can't stand Eve or Barbie Blank....I mean Kelly Kelly" Jaime said without looking up from his hand. "JAIME!" Hope said through her teeth. Her heart jumped as Punk started to laugh. Punk bit his lip ring seductively. 

"Hey we're out of soda. I'm going to get some more" Zack got up. "Hey take Hope with you dude" Punk winked. Both Zack and Hope seemed a little confused as they left the room. "So Jaime....I'm totally nervous around Hope. Any advice dude?" Punk asked. "I mean a girl like her ya know. She's probably dated dudes way cooler than me" he continued. "Actually she doesn't date at all. Her and I just stick together. We've never really had boyfriends" Jaime told Punk. "So I have hope with...Hope" Punk said with a huge smile.

Meanwhile Zack and Hope had their own talk. "So he's...a virgin? You are too? Oh man now I'm totally stressed" Zack moaned. "Why? How come that stresses you?" Hope asked. She picked up some sodas and put them in her arms. "Well it just puts stress on a guy ya know. Makes us nervous" Zack replied. "Imagine how we feel" Hope said with a small smile.

 Hope and Zack came back and sat down to a quiet table. "Sooo...wanna maybe just chill and watch a movie?" Punk asked. He popped in a horror flick and brought Hope over to his bed. "You can cuddle with me if you get scared" he promised. Their lips got closer and met tenderly. Hope felt her tongues slid against Punk's. "Maybe we should hold off ya know. At least until the movies over. You do have company afterall" Hope winked. "Uh they aren't concerned with us" Punk pointed. Zack and Jaime made out on the table. Kissing like wild madmen. "We're uhm gonna uhm....we are going off to have sex!!!!" Zack grinned. "Love you two! See you later" Jaime waved with his free hand.

Punk could feel a wave of nervousness come over him. "So I heard from Jaime your a...a uh..." He stammered. Hope kissed him with even more passion than before. "Yeah but I'm ready if its with you" she whispered. Punk winked as he took off his shirt and pants. His body looked so smooth and gorgeous to the young lady. Hope slowly removed her blouse and jeans. Something she'd always been nervous to do in front of a boy. They started kissing and rolling on top of each other. Hope felt Punk's soft skin rubbing against her's. She let out a small moan just from the contact. Punk unsnapped her bra and began kissing all over her breasts. "Oh god...oh Punky" Hope bit her lip. Soon enough she felt his hand going into her panties. Fingering her with a strong hand. "Oh Phil..." Hope called the man by his real name. She could barely think as everything was happening. It was all so new to her.

"Fuck me baby" Hope said as she kissed Punk's neck. He obliged by sliding the head of his cock in her. "Wow...oh damn babe...woah" Punk chocked out. "What? What's wrong?" Hope got a little scared. Wondering if maybe she herself had done something wrong. "Nothing just...its really good. I've never had it feel this good before. I'm going to take it slow though" Punk said to her. He began slipping his cock in and out of Hope, "oh god babe. Ohhhh." Hope dug her nails into Punk's back and moaned. All the sudden Punk went as deep as he could into the girl. "Oh Punk! Oh god harder!" Hope kissed him on the chest. "Babe get on top" Punk grinned.

He laid down as Hope sat onto his hard dick. She began riding him with a strong passion. Her finger traced every intricate tattoo on the man's sweating body. Punk gripped her hips, "oh god babe I'm gonna cum!" Hope began to moan in ecstasy as her body fell into a shockwave. She felt Punk's body convulse as he started to cum. "Oh god....oh babe!!!" He moaned as loud as he could. His cock slammed several times into Hope before they collapsed. "So...was...it good?" Punk laid on top of her and kissed her. "Oh god yeah...." Hope grinned, "I wonder how Jaime and Zack are doing."

Birthday Sex.

CM Punk prepared for a night out with his best friend. Since moving onto WWE he hardly got to see any of them. But that night was all about Punk, Colt Cabana and Roderick Strong. "So ready for your little party?" Punk's girlfriend Hope asked. "Yup. We're going out to Buffalo Wild Wings than to Scott's place" Punk informed proudly. "Well glad to see you forgot about our date Phil" Hope frowned. CM Punk had a brief 'duh' moment as he called them. He knew there was something that he'd been forgetting. "Oh baby I'm so sorry look I'll....I'll tell the boys I can't go" Punk offered. "No its okay. Trust me I'll call up Jaime and his brother Hunter. We'll chill tonight" Hope said.

Punk thought quickly to himself. "Yes call them up" he instructed, "I've got a plan."

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Around seven o'clock Colt and Roderick arrived at Punk's apartment. "What up dude?" Colt exclaimed. Punk and his best friend hugged tightly pulling Roderick into the mix. "Look who we found" Colt smiled big. "Matt!" Punk exclaimed. It was Matthew Korklan aka Evan Bourne, a good friend to all three men. Punk loved to see Evan but this put a dilemma into his plans. "You guys don't mind if my lady Hope brings a few of her friends along right?" Punk asked. "Oooh gals?" Colt snickered. "Uh no guys" Punk corrected him. "Boys? Even Better" Colt winked. Evan suddenly felt a bit nervous, "is this a blind date?" "No dude just...a tag along crew" Punk winked.

Hope sat in the kitchen alone. She was a little too shy to go out by herself. After a few minutes Hunter and Jaime arrived. "Why did you text us to come in the backdoor?" Hunter asked. "Eh I'm just apprehensive about going into the den alone" Hope shrugged. She hugged her friends and led them into the other room. "Guys you know Jaime and Hunter right?" Hope introduced them. Roderick and Colt circled Jaime like a piece of meat. "We've seen you on tv. You two are quite the team" Roderick said. Hunter waved to Evan , "hey there Matthew." Evan waved back and quickly adjusted his glasses. "So are we ready to go?" Punk asked around. Everyone agreed and headed out to the car.

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Buffalo Wild Wings just happened to be a packed house. A group of college boys went crazy over seeing their favorite wrestlers. Hope and Jaime stood back kind of in disappointment. "Guess if you work backstage or your a manager no one recognizes you" Hope sighed. One of the frat boys timidly walked up to them, "hey aren't you....CM Punk's chick?" "Yeah Punk's chick. Not like there'd be no storylines if it weren't for me" Hope replied sarcastically.

The waitress seated them bear the back of the restaurant. "Who's ready for some wings!" Colt said in a gruff voice.

"So JBabe are you single?" Roderick asked. "Yeah I am. I don't date much cause I'm more of and indoors sorta person" Jaime said. "Me too. I mean sometimes you just wanna relax" Evan chirped. Colt shot a sharp look at his longtime friend, "you know I like staying inside too" he boasted. Although that was a complete lie, Colt didn't care. The waitress arrived with a large order of appetizers and drinks. "Hey can I get some of your hottest dipping sauce?" Colt asked politely. It was time he started showing off to Jaime. "Scotty and I love hot things" Roderick rubbed his chest against Jaime's arm.

"Phil" Hope whispered," I think I know what's been bothering me ." "I know I think I see something odd" Punk replied. He watched as Colt and Roderick flirted relentlessly with Jaime. Then of coarse there was Hunter and Evan. "I like heavy metal music and going to bars! They're my hot spots" Hunyer described himself. Evan smiled and nodded in response. But Hunter's interests weren't the same as his.

"Hey looks I'll chug this sauce" Colt bragged boldly. "Well that's totally easy dude. I'll take two down like a shot" Roderick one uped Colt. It was obvious the two friends were about to make a big mistake. "Its okay guys. I believe you two can handle the hot sauce. Let's just change the subject" Jaime pleaded. "Uh so anyway happy birthday" he waved to Evan. "Thank you! I can't believe I'm almost thirty" Evan blushed. Hunter lightly pawed at Evan's buttons up shirt, "so do you want anything special for your birthday?" He asked. "Well I got everything I wanted. But a hug would be nice" Evan giggled. Hunter wrapped his arms around the older guy and kissed his neck. "Maybe you'll get some more birthday gifts tonight" Hunter whispered in Evan's ear. Colt scowled and downed his hot sauce, "woah! Hot hot hot!" He bellowed.

"Oh for pete sake. Scott" Roderick sighed. "Hope restroom now" Jaime directed. The duo got up and left for the restroom hallway. "I need air. Phil wanna tag along?" Evan asked. He and Punk got up and ventured out to the patio.

"I think I know what's bothering you man" Punk said. "You want time with Jaime don't you?" "Yes! I miss him since he left WWE. There hasn't been a day that we didn't call each other. I-I think I'm in love" Evan swooned. He clutched his chest and backed up against the building wall. "Well I'm gonna get him for you! I promise Matty" Punk proclaimed. The two made their way into the restaurant where they found only Hunter and Roderick at the table. "Where's Scott?" Punk asked. "He got sick to his stomach. He'll be back soon" Hunter answered. "That poor baby. I'll rub him when he gets back...I mean his stomach" he added.

Hope, Jaime and Colt returned from the restroom. "Oh Scotty are you okay honey?" Hunter cuddled Colt tightly. "Yeah...just sick. Will you take care of me?" Colt asked sweetly. "Hey I'm sick too. How about me?" Roderick said sniffing. "Of coarse! You two can sleep in my bed tonight. Jaime rolled his eyes and walked out the car.

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Punk drove to the apartment Hope, Jaime and Hunter shared. The group decided to chill out. "Here you two go lay down in my room. I'll be in soon" Hunter winked. Colt and Roderick pushed each other to get to the room. "Well this was a uh...interesting night" Punk laughed, "wanna go to your bedroom baby?" "But I'm not tired" Hope responded.

"Uh I think we should babe"
"But I want to sit down with everyone"
"Dear I think ahem...Jaime and Matt should be ya know"
"Oh oh yeah I'm tired *yawn*"

Soon enough Jaime and Evan were alone in the living room. "Well I'm not sleepy. In fact I've still got a surprise for you" Jaime winked. He ran off to the kitchen for a few minutes. Evan sat on the couch in the silent living room. "I wonder what he's got...a surprise for me? How sweet" he thought to himself. Jaime arrived back with a cake, a wrapped box and a shoebox. "Okay first here is your birthday cake for us to share together. Then here is your gift" Jaime smiled, "and this is...well I call it our story." Evan gave a wide grin as he opened up his small gift. "Woah. This is a rollex hun. Its so cool....thank you" he leaned over and kissed Jaime's cheek.

Soon the two were eating the vanilla birthday cake. "So what's the shoebox now?" Evan asked. "Its all the letters we've written back and forth. I figure we can...nevermind its silly" Jaime blushed. "Figure we can what....tell me...one two...three" Evan poked at his friend. Jaime finally broke down and confessed. "Well I always secretly hoped we'd get together and....we could uhm...well show these letters to our kids and grandkids...and great grandkids" Jaime said. Evan inched closer wanting to kiss his longtime crush so badly. Finally they could feel each other's breath on their lips.

"OH GOD PHIL! OH HARDER HARDER!" The silent apartment erupted with noise. "Oh Hope ride me baby ride me!" Punk moaned. "I'm scared to move" Evan froze with terror.

"OH SCOTTY! OH RODDY! Give me all you got!"
"Oh you two are tag teaming me! Stop...no keep going!"

A few feet away...." OH PUNK! Oh baby I love that" Hope screamed.

Jaime bit his lower lip and grabbed Evan. "I see how they are gonna do us. C'mon" he grinned. "Wait! No way what are we doing? Oh my gosh" Evan laughed. Jaime ran into Hope's room with a flashlight. "Woops I thought this was my room" Jaime exclaimed. Hope hid under the covers and blushed a bright red. "Oh were uh...were we being a little noisy?" Punk bit his lips ring. He wrapped Hope's legs to his bare butt, "I'll try and be quiet."

Jaime and Evan ran out with wide grins. They sat on the couch and made out intensely. "Your so cute and fun" Evan stopped for air. Jaime went to answer but couldn't. Hope's room once again filled with noise. The bed banged hard against the wall. "Oh god baby slam into me" she begged. "Oh god....oh baby...AHHHHH ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Punk moaned aloud. "How'd ya like that?" He asked aloud. "I loved it" Hope replied.

"Uh I was talking to them honey" Punk laughed. Jaime shook his head and kissed Evan once more. "Happy birthday Matt" he cooed, "I love you." "I love you too baby" Evan replied. They laid down on the couch together and quickly fell fast asleep.