Birthday Sex.

CM Punk prepared for a night out with his best friend. Since moving onto WWE he hardly got to see any of them. But that night was all about Punk, Colt Cabana and Roderick Strong. "So ready for your little party?" Punk's girlfriend Hope asked. "Yup. We're going out to Buffalo Wild Wings than to Scott's place" Punk informed proudly. "Well glad to see you forgot about our date Phil" Hope frowned. CM Punk had a brief 'duh' moment as he called them. He knew there was something that he'd been forgetting. "Oh baby I'm so sorry look I'll....I'll tell the boys I can't go" Punk offered. "No its okay. Trust me I'll call up Jaime and his brother Hunter. We'll chill tonight" Hope said.

Punk thought quickly to himself. "Yes call them up" he instructed, "I've got a plan."

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Around seven o'clock Colt and Roderick arrived at Punk's apartment. "What up dude?" Colt exclaimed. Punk and his best friend hugged tightly pulling Roderick into the mix. "Look who we found" Colt smiled big. "Matt!" Punk exclaimed. It was Matthew Korklan aka Evan Bourne, a good friend to all three men. Punk loved to see Evan but this put a dilemma into his plans. "You guys don't mind if my lady Hope brings a few of her friends along right?" Punk asked. "Oooh gals?" Colt snickered. "Uh no guys" Punk corrected him. "Boys? Even Better" Colt winked. Evan suddenly felt a bit nervous, "is this a blind date?" "No dude just...a tag along crew" Punk winked.

Hope sat in the kitchen alone. She was a little too shy to go out by herself. After a few minutes Hunter and Jaime arrived. "Why did you text us to come in the backdoor?" Hunter asked. "Eh I'm just apprehensive about going into the den alone" Hope shrugged. She hugged her friends and led them into the other room. "Guys you know Jaime and Hunter right?" Hope introduced them. Roderick and Colt circled Jaime like a piece of meat. "We've seen you on tv. You two are quite the team" Roderick said. Hunter waved to Evan , "hey there Matthew." Evan waved back and quickly adjusted his glasses. "So are we ready to go?" Punk asked around. Everyone agreed and headed out to the car.

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Buffalo Wild Wings just happened to be a packed house. A group of college boys went crazy over seeing their favorite wrestlers. Hope and Jaime stood back kind of in disappointment. "Guess if you work backstage or your a manager no one recognizes you" Hope sighed. One of the frat boys timidly walked up to them, "hey aren't you....CM Punk's chick?" "Yeah Punk's chick. Not like there'd be no storylines if it weren't for me" Hope replied sarcastically.

The waitress seated them bear the back of the restaurant. "Who's ready for some wings!" Colt said in a gruff voice.

"So JBabe are you single?" Roderick asked. "Yeah I am. I don't date much cause I'm more of and indoors sorta person" Jaime said. "Me too. I mean sometimes you just wanna relax" Evan chirped. Colt shot a sharp look at his longtime friend, "you know I like staying inside too" he boasted. Although that was a complete lie, Colt didn't care. The waitress arrived with a large order of appetizers and drinks. "Hey can I get some of your hottest dipping sauce?" Colt asked politely. It was time he started showing off to Jaime. "Scotty and I love hot things" Roderick rubbed his chest against Jaime's arm.

"Phil" Hope whispered," I think I know what's been bothering me ." "I know I think I see something odd" Punk replied. He watched as Colt and Roderick flirted relentlessly with Jaime. Then of coarse there was Hunter and Evan. "I like heavy metal music and going to bars! They're my hot spots" Hunyer described himself. Evan smiled and nodded in response. But Hunter's interests weren't the same as his.

"Hey looks I'll chug this sauce" Colt bragged boldly. "Well that's totally easy dude. I'll take two down like a shot" Roderick one uped Colt. It was obvious the two friends were about to make a big mistake. "Its okay guys. I believe you two can handle the hot sauce. Let's just change the subject" Jaime pleaded. "Uh so anyway happy birthday" he waved to Evan. "Thank you! I can't believe I'm almost thirty" Evan blushed. Hunter lightly pawed at Evan's buttons up shirt, "so do you want anything special for your birthday?" He asked. "Well I got everything I wanted. But a hug would be nice" Evan giggled. Hunter wrapped his arms around the older guy and kissed his neck. "Maybe you'll get some more birthday gifts tonight" Hunter whispered in Evan's ear. Colt scowled and downed his hot sauce, "woah! Hot hot hot!" He bellowed.

"Oh for pete sake. Scott" Roderick sighed. "Hope restroom now" Jaime directed. The duo got up and left for the restroom hallway. "I need air. Phil wanna tag along?" Evan asked. He and Punk got up and ventured out to the patio.

"I think I know what's bothering you man" Punk said. "You want time with Jaime don't you?" "Yes! I miss him since he left WWE. There hasn't been a day that we didn't call each other. I-I think I'm in love" Evan swooned. He clutched his chest and backed up against the building wall. "Well I'm gonna get him for you! I promise Matty" Punk proclaimed. The two made their way into the restaurant where they found only Hunter and Roderick at the table. "Where's Scott?" Punk asked. "He got sick to his stomach. He'll be back soon" Hunter answered. "That poor baby. I'll rub him when he gets back...I mean his stomach" he added.

Hope, Jaime and Colt returned from the restroom. "Oh Scotty are you okay honey?" Hunter cuddled Colt tightly. "Yeah...just sick. Will you take care of me?" Colt asked sweetly. "Hey I'm sick too. How about me?" Roderick said sniffing. "Of coarse! You two can sleep in my bed tonight. Jaime rolled his eyes and walked out the car.

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Punk drove to the apartment Hope, Jaime and Hunter shared. The group decided to chill out. "Here you two go lay down in my room. I'll be in soon" Hunter winked. Colt and Roderick pushed each other to get to the room. "Well this was a uh...interesting night" Punk laughed, "wanna go to your bedroom baby?" "But I'm not tired" Hope responded.

"Uh I think we should babe"
"But I want to sit down with everyone"
"Dear I think ahem...Jaime and Matt should be ya know"
"Oh oh yeah I'm tired *yawn*"

Soon enough Jaime and Evan were alone in the living room. "Well I'm not sleepy. In fact I've still got a surprise for you" Jaime winked. He ran off to the kitchen for a few minutes. Evan sat on the couch in the silent living room. "I wonder what he's got...a surprise for me? How sweet" he thought to himself. Jaime arrived back with a cake, a wrapped box and a shoebox. "Okay first here is your birthday cake for us to share together. Then here is your gift" Jaime smiled, "and this is...well I call it our story." Evan gave a wide grin as he opened up his small gift. "Woah. This is a rollex hun. Its so cool....thank you" he leaned over and kissed Jaime's cheek.

Soon the two were eating the vanilla birthday cake. "So what's the shoebox now?" Evan asked. "Its all the letters we've written back and forth. I figure we can...nevermind its silly" Jaime blushed. "Figure we can what....tell me...one two...three" Evan poked at his friend. Jaime finally broke down and confessed. "Well I always secretly hoped we'd get together and....we could uhm...well show these letters to our kids and grandkids...and great grandkids" Jaime said. Evan inched closer wanting to kiss his longtime crush so badly. Finally they could feel each other's breath on their lips.

"OH GOD PHIL! OH HARDER HARDER!" The silent apartment erupted with noise. "Oh Hope ride me baby ride me!" Punk moaned. "I'm scared to move" Evan froze with terror.

"OH SCOTTY! OH RODDY! Give me all you got!"
"Oh you two are tag teaming me! Stop...no keep going!"

A few feet away...." OH PUNK! Oh baby I love that" Hope screamed.

Jaime bit his lower lip and grabbed Evan. "I see how they are gonna do us. C'mon" he grinned. "Wait! No way what are we doing? Oh my gosh" Evan laughed. Jaime ran into Hope's room with a flashlight. "Woops I thought this was my room" Jaime exclaimed. Hope hid under the covers and blushed a bright red. "Oh were uh...were we being a little noisy?" Punk bit his lips ring. He wrapped Hope's legs to his bare butt, "I'll try and be quiet."

Jaime and Evan ran out with wide grins. They sat on the couch and made out intensely. "Your so cute and fun" Evan stopped for air. Jaime went to answer but couldn't. Hope's room once again filled with noise. The bed banged hard against the wall. "Oh god baby slam into me" she begged. "Oh god....oh baby...AHHHHH ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Punk moaned aloud. "How'd ya like that?" He asked aloud. "I loved it" Hope replied.

"Uh I was talking to them honey" Punk laughed. Jaime shook his head and kissed Evan once more. "Happy birthday Matt" he cooed, "I love you." "I love you too baby" Evan replied. They laid down on the couch together and quickly fell fast asleep.