"H-how was the show babe?" Hope asked cheerily. "Well Eddie Edwards and Roderick Strong both hit on me. So I punched one in the nuts and one in the nose" Jaime scoffed. "Oh honey" Hope frowned. She hated to hear of Jaime's recent scuffs with guys who were honestly interested in dating him. "Hey I've got an idea. How about you hang out with Phil and I!" Hope suggested. "Uh aren't you going out on a date?" Jaime asked. Being a third wheel wasn't his idea of a fun Friday night. "Well actually we are guests on Colt Cabana's Art of Wrestling" the young lady replied. "Ewwwww Scott Colton? Colt Cabana? Gross he's just gross" Jaime wretched, "okay fine. I'll go but no funny business!"
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Punk leaned into the mic with a hearty laugh. "Remember that night in Chicago when you landed that moonsault and puked afterwords?" He giggled. Hope could barely contain her laughter during the mini talk show. She loved it when her boyfriend and Colt got together for a little reunion. Their personalities where enough to cheer up just about anyone. "So Jay" Colt said softly, "I heard you uh...you kicked my dude Roderick in the nards today." Jaime blushed shyly, "well I just don't like guys commenting on how I look." "That's a lie! He loves it when guys are fawning over him" Punk interjected.
"Well" Colt laughed, "we'll be right back with the Art of...uh something. Yeah the Art of Wrestling Live...soon." He shut off the microphones and turned to Jaime. "So man 'o man your just a little spitfire huh?" Colt grinned. "Watch you may get a soccer kick to the balls dude" Punk laughed aloud. Hope nudged her boyfriend in the side, "uhm how about we go out after this. Like maybe for dinner." The group agreed as Colt flipped the switch to go back on the air. "We're back with my guests, my best friend CM Punk, his little lady Hope and the nut kicker himself Prince Jaime."
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The show went well with only a few more low blow jokes. Punk and Hope drove their car to a local restaurant. "I wonder how Jay and Scott are doing" Punk thought aloud. "I don't think it was a good idea to have them ride together" Hope said wearily. They got out of the car and saw Colt slam his door. Jaime hopped out and grumbled to himself, "it smells in there! Like...like...cheese whiz" he growled. Hope shrugged and lead the way into the crowded restaurant.
Colt and Punk went back and forth with stories of their early days of wrestling. While Hope and Jaime picked through the menu. "Oooh I want this blue drink. Whatever that is" Colt said. His finger pointed into Jaime's menu. "Can you please move your Ninja Turtle sized hands? I can't read the food" Jaime snapped. A few patrons turned around to the small commotion. "You got me a feisty one didn't ya Phil?" Colt grinned. He wrapped an arm around Jaime's shuddering shoulders. Soon enough Jaime found himself actually cuddling into his date's embrace. After all what could be the harm in a little flirting. He laid a hand onto Colt's muscular thigh.
The waitress brought out the food, "can I get anyone a refill?" Everyone nodded and soon more drinks had been brought out. "I decided to skip the diet Coke tonight. Dr Pepper is just too tempting" Jaime smiled. "Uhm I'm starting to think my blue drink has alcohol in it" Colt made a twisted face. "Well I'd have taste tested it for you if you wouldn't have downed it like a shot" Jaime rolled his eyes.
The dinner went well but soon Punk found himself carrying Colt to the car. "Uhm excuse me" Hope tapped the waitress, "what was in his drink?" "Sprite, blue raspberry flavoring and three shots of UV vodka" the woman replied. "Oh my...I see now why he's like that" Jaime blushed. "Well he can't drive. You two will just have to ride with us" Punk proclaimed. He helped Colt into the backseat and buckled him in. "C-can I tell you something Philip?" Colt stuttered.
"Anything you want buddy."
"The first time we met I-I wanted you so bad."
"Woah! Wanted me how?"
"I wanted you to ya know..."
Hope adjusted herself into the seat. Punk could barely keep a straight face as Colt went on. "Ya know the first time Chris Sabin and I fucked..." He said aloud. "Oh god Phil I donno if I can sit in this car. I'm scared" Hope laughed uncontrollably. Colt giggled along with her, "Chris Sabin man. I made sure he couldn't walk right for a week. And Alex Shelley too....I did 'em both in one night! A threesome in this little ass hotel in Detroit. True story." "Oh Scott you just need to rest buddy" Punk changed lanes. He looked back to see Jaime had fallen asleep in the back. The car ride seemed to be getting a little better. That is until it took a strange turn. "Crap" Punk swerved, "damn nails in the road! Did ya see that?"
Hope looked back to see Colt and landed on top of Jaime. "Scotty your crushing me" Jaime awoke. His stomach pressed against the car floor. "Ewwww I smell that cheese smell again" Jaime cried. "Yeah a can of cheese whiz ro-rolled under the seat this past summer. I'm too lazy to get it" Colt chuckled. "Scott your crushing me! My face is literally smashed into the floor! Get off me!" Jaime gasped for air. Punk patted his friend on the back as he tried to keep the car straight. "Oh...Jaime...I'm uh...haha...I'm getting hard" Colt said into his date's ear. "What do you mean hard?" Jaime asked,
"Oh...my gosh...Colt. I can feel something poking in my..."
"Jaime Jaime Jaime...I wanna do it right here."
"SCOTT!"
"Your making me horny."
Hope spun around in her seat and looked ahead. "Please tell me we are close to home" she breathed heavily. "About three minutes. But that's about two minutes too long" Punk groaned. "Oh Jaime! I wanna take my cock out and bang you silly" Colt slurred. It had been so long since Colt had sex, he was ready to go at anytime. "Scott....fuck me" Jaime whispered. It wasn't the best place but the moment was too good to pass. "Haha I knew you'd come around" Colt said slowly. "Don't turn around" Hope warned her boyfriend. "I already did! I saw 'Matt Classic' " Punk said through his teeth. "What's Matt Classic?" Hope asked.
"Oh Jay...Matt Classic wants in that tight ass" Colt slid off Jaime's pants. "Ooooh my its his penis" Hope shuddered. The girl and her boyfriend looked into each other's faces. "We are close enough to home. We're walking" Punk declared. He grabbed Hope's hand and carried her out of the car. They could hear noises as they jogged down the street. "Oh Jaime! Lick my ear while I fuck you baby" Colt moaned aloud. The car rocked back in forth in a fast motion. Hope tripped over her own shoe and stumbled. "I can't run fast enough!" She cried out. Punk picked up his girl and began to carry her. Out of his peripheral vision he saw Colt's bare butt in the back window. "Oh god I can't erase that out of my mind" Punk groaned.
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The next day Hope awoke to find Jaime laying on the couch. "So how was last night?" She shuddered to ask. "Well" Jaime sighed, "turns out Matt Classic wasn't as awake as we thought. Colt kept passing out on top of me. I didn't get home 'til three am!" "Where is Matt....I mean Scott now?" Hope asked. Jaime pointed to the kitchen table where Colt laid asleep. "So...wanna do it all over again tonight?" Jaime grinned. Hope looked at him with a horrified look. "Heck yeah!" She gave him a high five.
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