The streets of Tokyo lit up with neon signs and billboards. Dozens of people walked the rain soaked streets in a hurry. Tyson and Jaime sat in a small restaurant eating their dinner. "I have no idea how to pronounce this dish but its very tasty" Tyson said with a mouthful of chicken. Jaime giggled and wiped an orange sauce off of his friend's chin. "Its very good" he said stuffing an egg roll into his mouth. The waitress set down two new sodas and took away the old ones. "Tyson! Tyson!" She screamed, "Jaime! Its Tyson and Jaime!" Several people turned to look at the commotion. A couple raised from their seats and ran over to the table. They had napkins and pens in their hands.
"Wow we must be pretty popular here" Tyson said signing away. A little girl said something to Jaime in japanese and handed him a trading card to sign. "There ya go dear" Jaime smiled. After the crowd settled down a few familiar faces walked up to the table. "Woo woo woo. What's up tenderoni?" Zack Ryder sat next to Jaime, "did it hurt?" "Oh god I'm not answering that" Jaime rolled his eyes. "I'll take this seat" Kenny Dykstra said, "next to Tyse." "Oh lucky me" Tyson groaned. Jaime and Tyson listened to the tons of pick up lines the two had to offer.
"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you!"
"Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all day"
"If you got the time I got the place"
"Did I ....."
"Just stop. Please just stop" Jaime said to the two, "it smells like a manure field from all the crap coming from your mouths." Kenny laughed, "you got a fighter there Zackie!" "Its okay KenKen" Zack brushed against Jaime, "I'm like Gaga...I like it rough." Tyson hopped up with Jaime in hand, "well thanks for a lovely chuckle but we must be going." Kenny and Zack jumped up to follow but were stopped by the waitress. "You pay bill now! You two muscleheads dine and dash no more! You pay or I kick your ass!" She shook a chopstick at the pair.
Finally Tyson and Jaime arrived at their new apartment. It was a lavished city place that would cost a boat load if not for New Japan paying the bill. "God this place rocks" Jaime said waiting for Tyson to unlock the door, "Hey do you smell that?" Tyson sniffed the air, "It smells like Axe spray and over confidence....oh god." "Woo woo woo. Looks who's moving in!" Zack followed behind Kenny, "you two got a paid pad too?!" Tyson stood frozen with a look of amusement and horror. "For god sakes if you love me you'll hustle and unlock that damn door now!" Jaime pleaded with his best friend. "How about a night cap Tyse" Kenny leaned against the door frame. Tyson looked at Jaime with an innocent face. "Well they've already spotted us" Tyson argued, "how much worse can it get?" "Oh for goodness sake Tyson don't say that" Jaime groaned. He turned toward the unwanted company, "would you two like to come in for....." "Yes!" Zack jumped, "You know it!"
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