"Your....your huh?" Chris looked as if he was going to cry. "Yes" Tyson sniffed, "I'm pregnant. With child. All knocked up!" "Hu....hu how?" Chris asked. Suddenly a scream erupted from the bathroom. "I'm blue!" Jaime ran into the kitchen, "your fucking shampoo turned me flippin' blue!" He threw the bottle at Alex. "Woah enough with the tossing of the items at my head" Alex ducked for cover.
"I look like a friggin' smurf" Jaime slid a hand over his skin and frowned. "Well baby....you look like Mystique" Alex tried to cheer him up. "X-Men Mystique? Really?" Jaime perked up a bit. "Your hot blue or not!" Tyson smiled and rubbed his tummy, "at least you don't have a kid in you!" "I told you I'm sorry.....I didn't know it'd happen" Chris scratched his head. Tyson went into the living room and slammed down onto the couch. He threw a couch cushion at Chris, "You did this to me!" "Boy this is gonna be a nightmare" Alex sighed and looked at Jaime, "let's get outta the house today. Whaddya say Mr Freeze?"
Jaime went after Alex, "I'll get you for this!" Chris' eyes grew big, "y'all duck here comes the vcr!"
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"Hey....are you wakin' up buddy?" A voice slowly awoke Jaime. It was Tara. Her black and red hair tossed beautifully around her face. "Wake up crashy smashy" she smiled. "Oh god what happened?" Jaime rubbed his head, "I feel like....like....like." "Like you ran into an open locker?" Tara laughed, "lemme get Shell shell for you." She got up as Jaime was sitting up and before Tara knew it her knee pad smacked Jaime in the head. "Oh god my head!" He cried out. "Oh for god sake!" Tara sighed.
Shelley, Sabin and Tyson entered the room with stunned faces. "What did you do to him Lisa?" Chris sputtered. "Hey now let's be fair his head is an accident seeking missile" Alex made a goofy laugh. "I sat up and my head go booom" Jaime swayed back and forth. They all laughed except for Jaime who didn't get the joke yet. "I had a dream" he said, "that one day this nation will....wait I mean that you were pregnant, I was blue, you were gonna be a dad and you....you made fun of me being blue!" Alex held Jaime and walked him toward the door. "You had a wild dream huh bud?" He smiled, "let's just get home and you can rest.
Just as they got close to the door Jackson James swung in. It barely missed Jaime's head. Everyone let out a sigh of relief. "My dad said your gonna have a big title match next week" Jackson said excitedly as he waved his hand in the hair. He backhanded Jaime, "awh dude I'm sorry."
"Accident" Alex laughed
"Seeking" Chris rolled on the floor
"Missile" Tyson could barely breath
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