Sunday, June 12, 2011

A new love is Bourne

"Well we are finally where we belong" Evan Bourne said to his friend Trent Barreta. Trent looked around at the IMPACT Wrestling arena, "its about time bud! WWE ran us through the mud!" Both of them had been unhappy in the WWE for months. Even though they weren't exactly thrilled with being fired they were happy to be free. Now they'd been picked up by Impact. It was their time to shine. "Yup bud" Evan said while adjusting his glasses, "nothings gonna distract us. We're focused, fresh and.....and...." "Uh Evie? Hello?" Trent waved his hand in front of Evan's face, "you still....woah....." The boys were distracted by Tyson Rayne and Jaime.

"Welcome to Impact!" Jaime ran to Evan and hugged him, "sorry. I'm just so excited for you two! This place is so much better for you guys." Evan's heart stopped, well he thought to himself. "Yeah we have a way better lightweight division here" Tyson smiled at Trent. "Thanks Tyson" Trent tried to talk through his butterflies, "I've seen you on tv and I've always wanted to meet you....uh to uh...compare...uh moves! Yeah compare moves." Evan nudged Trent in the rib and gave him a goofy look. "Well if you need anything" Jaime smiled, "ask someone else I'm too damn busy." The four of them burst out laughing, "but seriously Tyse and I are more than happy to help with anything." "Thanks we'll keep that in mind" Evan smiled.

As Tyson and Jaime walked away Evan turned to Trent. "Compare moves?" Evan teased, "smooth one Casanova!" "Hey I wasn't the one staring at Jaime's ass the whole time!" Trent poked back. A few feet away Tyson and Jaime fanned themselves off. "Omigod!" Tyson took a deep breath, "he's. So. Cute!" Jaime started to tear up, "I think I'm in love! I want him so bad!" They poked their heads around the corner at Trent and Evan who were still talking. "We gotta play it cool" Tyson whispered. "Play it cool why?" A voice asked from behind them. It was Brooke Adams better known as Miss Tessmacher. "Are you guys crushing on Trent and Evan?" She asked. "Duh hun" Tyson said, "aren't they hot?" Brooke rolled her eyes, "gay love is so cute and sexy. As your official fag hag I am determined to get you four together!" Tyson and Jaime shot looks at each other. "No" Brooke groaned, "not like that infamous four way between you two and the Guns."

Tyson's heart sank a little. He still sort of loved Chris Sabin even after their break up. They still remained good friends though. "Hey I gotta question" a voice snapped Tyson's thoughts. It was Trent, "I hate to bother ya this soon but me and Evan are looking for the dressing rooms." "No your fine no bother" Tyson almost drooled on himself, "you can follow Jaime and I we are on our way there now." Trent smiled and waved Evan over. "By the way this is Brooke Adams aka Miss Titknocker....uh Tessmacher." Brooke shook hands with Trent and hugged Evan. "I haven't seen you in forever!" She said to Evan. "We'll have to have dinner tonight! The five of us!" She smiled. "That sounds radical!" Trent said. "Sounds uh...good to me!" Tyson's heart skipped. "Okay how about eight at Louis Pizzeria!" Brooke chirped and said goodbyes to the boys. They headed off to the locker rooms.

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