In our last part we were introduced to Maria and Jaime. The two biggest rivals in wrestling history. No it wasn't just a kayfabe storyline either. These two legitimately hated each other. But these aren't the only lives we delved into. Phil Brooks aka CM Punk is Jaime's best friend. Awhile ago Jaime set up Phil with the Glamazon Beth Phoenix. Unfortunately Beth's aspirations don't include a relationship. Punk was left angry and confused. Being a bisexual wrestler he had a large variety of fish in his sea. But the only one nibbling at his bait was Jaime. Punk loves Jaime but can't drag the innocent rookie into his mess.
And of coarse we have Matthew Korklan. Better known as high flyer Evan Bourne. With good intentions Maria set Evan up with Chris Jericho. Sadly the walls caved in on poor Evan when Chris texted him a short goodbye. But alas we haven't quite figured out why Jaime and Maria have such hatred for each other...
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"Snowed in? What do you mean snowed in?" CM Punk burst into laughter. "I mean we are stuck in this damn building for the night" Colt Cabana replied. The indy show started to look more like a scene from a comedy special. Only a few dozen fans showed up and were now trapped in the arena. The promoters decided to cancel the show leaving many angry in the crowd. Punk was not about to have it. "That's not fair. They paid for a show and until that snow melts we are putting one on!" He protested, "what? Why are you looking at me like that?" Punk noticed Jaime staring at him intently. "Your just such a rebel. Your so studly like James Dean or Superman" Jaime sighed. "Baby please now is not the time to fall in love with me. No matter how sexy I look in my little Randy Savage trunks and boots" Punk winked. "Now where is this promoter dude?" He asked insistent on meeting him. "I'll get him bro" Colt scurried off. "Well I'm gonna explore and see who else is here" Jaime waved.
"Matt, I brought you a BLT from the snack bar" Maria said gently. Evan looked at the sandwich and turned away. It looked tempting but it wasn't enough. "I've already thrown up twice. I'm afraid to eat again" he wiped his eye. Maria laid a fist into her makeup kit. "That fucker. I'm so sorry he did this. Please Matt stop crying" she pleaded. "I can't I can't! I love him Maria. I wanted to marry him okay" Evan cried. Maria sat down next to her friend and coddled him. "Well I don't want to make you even sadder but uhm...the shows been canceled cause we're trapped in" Maria said. "What? Trapped in?" Evan quickly jumped up, "like trapped in the arena?" "Yeah the snow is bad out there babe" Maria replied. "Well what can we do now? Like maybe wanna see who else is here? Maybe that'll help me be not so depressed" Evan shrugged. He opened the locker room door and quickly shut it. The heavy thud echoed in the room. "Why'd you shut the door?" Maria asked with a laugh. "Because I change my mind! We should stay in here for awhile" Evan breathed heavily. "Your acting funny Matt. What's out there? Don't tell me the snow got into the building" Maria went for the knob.
"YOU!" Jaime and Maria shouted. They'd come face to face finally. "Why are you here? Couldn't find a kennel fast enough?" Jaime snapped. "Oh I'd did but they said you took the last cage" Maria retorted.
"Oh haha! Where'd you get that top? Visiting the retirement communities again?"
"Not all of us can dress like Hot Topic vomited on Claire's like you do."
"Slut"
"Booger!"
Jaime grabbed a jelly doughnut and flung it at Maria. "Hey! Enough!" Punk shouted. "If your gonna fight take all your clothes off and use oil" he grinned. Maria bit her lower lip, butterflies boiled up in her stomach. "Really Phil? You never surprise me" Evan managed to smile. Jaime felt his knees grow weak in an instant. For several seconds time seemed to stop all together. Maria and Jaime fantasized about Punk and Evan. "Hey!" Maria snapped out of her daze. Colt Cabana gave a boyish grin as he squirted a bottle of baby oil on her chest. "Blame him!" He pointed at Punk.
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