Rough Ryder

"Woo woo woo you know it!" Zack Ryder exclaimed. He began wrapping up the latest video for his youtube channel. "So broskis watch for me to return with a new friend this week on Raw!" Zack could barely contain his excitement over his wrestling return. Especially since Vince McMahon informed him that he'd be getting a manager. Rumors swirled around the internet of many different names being his new partner. Could it be Eve? Kelly Kelly? Even Layla was a name circulating websites. All would be proven wrong as soon as Zack came back.

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"I can't believe this loser is back" Michael Cole bellowed into his headset. He shook his head as the crowd cheered for Zack's comeback. "Hey Cole he's a good kid. I'm betting he'll get his United States title back tonight!" Jerry 'The King' Lawler retorted. Zack slid into the ring and awaited his opponent. "And the United States champion...being accompanied by Vickie Guererro...Jack Swagger!" Lillian Garcia announced.

Jack hit the ring and showed off his shining belt. The crowd booed but soon stopped and cheered again. The special guest general manager, CM Punk, entered the arena. He grabbed a mic and gave a sly grin. "Oh no this isn't fair now is it? No no we need someone is Zack's corner" he said. "Please let me introduce you to Jaime. He's your biggest fan Zachary!" A young bright eyed guy skipped down to the ring. The fans were instantly drawn to his neon colored ring attire. "Woah woo woo hehe" Zack giggled to himself. This was his first time seeing the new boy in the company. He couldn't believe he'd be getting to work with someone so peculiar looking. "Hi I'm Jaime. Its nice to quickly meet you hehe" Jaime blushed. He gently hopped off of the apron and to the arena floor. The bell sounded for the match to start off.

Jack took Zack down with a thunderous closeline. He pounced on his opponent like an animal to prey. "Ouch he's really working on that lower back" Lawler commented. The match went on in Jack's favor for most of the time. The crowd stomped in anger and the taller athlete went for his finisher. Zack countered and got him in the corner for the Broski Boot. Jack slowly got to his feet as Zack gave him a powerful 'Zack Attack'. He pinned his opponent but the referee was distracted. Vicki climbed onto the apron and screamed away. "Hey no fair" Jaime snapped. He grabbed Vicki's pants and pulled them around her ankles. "Oh my gosh Cole! Is that a parachute or Vickie's underwear?" Jerry Lawler chuckled. Vickie ran screaming to the backstage leaving Jack stunned. Zack bounced back and forth ready to attack. He ran and landed his finisher 'Rough Ryder' for the 3 count. "Your winner and new United States champion... Zack Ryder!" Lillian announced. Zack hugged his new manager and held up his championship.

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That night Zack decided to celebrate with his family and his friends. He texted Jaime as he drove to his hotel.

Zack: Hey Jay. Wanna party with me?

Jaime: Sure babycakes. Where's this hodown goin' down?

Zack: lmao ur so cute. Its gonna be at my dad's place. I'll shoot you the addy.

Jaime: awesome :). Hey wanna maybe have a uh...sleepover later?

Zack: sleepover? Sure. How about my hotel.

Jaime: sounds radical ;). I'll bring some snacks and stuff.

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Jaime arrived at a small home on Staten Island. He knocked on the door timidly. An older man answered who looked immediately familiar. "Hey you Matt's been talking about you all night" the man smiled. At first Jaime felt a little confused as usual. "Oh that's right. I'm so used to calling him by his ring name Zack. Your his dad right?" Jaime extended his hand. The two shook hands as Zack's dad led the way to the party. "Jaime!" Zack exclaimed aloud. He ran over and wrapped Jaime into a soft hug. "Oh god he smells so fucking good" the younger boy sighed. Zack's powerful Axe body spray circulated in the air. His body was so close to Jaime's. Their lips were so near to each other's. "Thanks for coming over" Zack whispered. His minty breath tickled Jaime's nose, "of coarse sweetness. Thanks for inviting me."

"Hey babe what's up? Matty told me you'd be here" Chris Jericho winked. He slid his arm around Jaime's shoulders. "Eh yeah uh nice to see you Christopher" Jaime cringed. He hated the way Jericho shamelessly flirted with him. But the attention from such a sophisticated man did intrigue the younger guy. "Well uh...well I guess I'll hit you up later" Zack frowned. He slowly shuffled toward his other party guests. "No wait..." Jaime tried to call him back.

A little later Jaime decided to text Zack. They were only a few people away from each other but it was a cute thought.

Jaime: Sorry "the walls" got between us. Still wanna hang out later?

Zack: For sure babe ;)

Jaime: I know we just got to know each other but uhm...I have a confession.

Zack: and what would that be angelface?

Jaime: geee, that's my excited noise btw. Lol. Uhm okay my confession is...I think ur cute.

Zack: oh really now? How cute? Cute as in kitten cute or cute like you wanna kiss me?

Jaime: both. But I wanna do much more than kiss.

At the same time Zack's dad texted him. "Come get this creep away from me son! SOS!" He wrote. Zack looked up to see Cody Rhodes bragging about his new car or something. He rolled his eyes and went to text.

Zack: more than kiss huh? Do you uh...wanna kiss down my chest? Maybe you'd like to have some of my homemade Long Island Iced Z ;)

He looked up to try and catch Jaime's reaction. Instead his little love interest just sat silently on the couch.

Zack: Jaime...Jaaaaiiime! I didn't cum on too strong did I babe? Get it? Cum? Lol

Zack once again looked up to notice a bored looking Jaime. Suddenly his phone vibrated to life. "Matthew....this is your father. You got your texts mixed up again son" his dad wrote. "Oh my gosh NO!" Zack bellowed aloud. He got several strange looks from around the room. "I mean No Way out was a great pay per view am I right?" He grinned. "Oh yeah no doubt" Justin Gabriel flash his white teeth. "Son I know what your gonna be up to tonight. Just use protection okay?" His dad texted. Zack blushed, he was completely mortified that he accidentally 'sexted' his dad.

Finally the crowd of partiers started on their way out. Zack said his goodbyes to each one of them. Thanking them for taking the time to celebrate with him. "Hi Jaime" Zack waved. "Hi...so you never texted me back. Did I offend you dear?" Jaime sighed. "No no. I uh uhm I accidentally sexted my dad" Zack cringed. "But I want to do stuff broski" he winked. Jaime leaned in closer to his friend. Once again he felt their lips inched toward each other. "Kiss me Matt" Jaime mouthed. Zack pulled him in closer and gave him a passionate kiss. Their tongues wrestled like their lips were a ring. "So uhm...wanna go upstairs?" Jaime winked. "Woo woo woo! You know it" Zack replied.

The rest....well that's up to YOU'RE imagination ;)