PWI Interviewer: So Jaime. Tells Pro Wrestling Illustrated what you really think about Maria Kanellis.
Jaime: Is this kayfabe or not?
PWI Interviewer: Uh...no.
Jaime: Oh then...she's uuuuhhhh radical and ahem...a...cool girl.
PWI Interviewer: Are you lying?
Jaime: Yes.
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PWI Interviewer: Tell us what you think of Jaime.
Maria: You mean for real or show?
PWI Interviewer: For real.
Maria: Jaime is...an nice person. He is...sweet.
PWI Interviewer: Are you lying to us?
Maria: Yes.
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Maria Kanellis and Jaime's past was a mystery among the wrestling world. The fans knew just as much as every insider. Sometime in history the two had a bitter falling out over something. This mini war had span from WWE to TNA Impact all the way to Ring Of Honor. Independent companies weren't even safe anymore. It was the biggest real life feud since Sunny and Sable. If you were smart you knew better than to stick the two in a locker room, storyline or a match. Both Maria and Jaime were true professionals but even their pride was tossed aside in the heat of battle. No one was brave enough to dare finding out why these two fought so horribly. That is until their friends decided to step in.
Phil Brooks and Matthew Korklan were the unfortunate souls. You may know them as CM Punk and Evan Bourne respectively. Evan wasn't that interested in getting into their business. Truth is he was too afraid to cross Jaime. Punk on the other hand loved to dig into the past. He didn't care if he played with fire and got burned. So it all would go down at an Indy show. Roderick Strong had invited Punk and Evan to compete in the small get together. Of coarse he'd have no idea what drama would ensue that night.
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Evan Bourne kissed Maria passionately on the lips. His tongue caressed her's very gently. "Oh Matt" Maria sighed. Evan gagged as he backed away slowly. "Seriously?" The beautiful girl huffed, "your that gay you can't play straight?" "I'm sorry Maria but c'mon. Now give me Chris Jericho then we can talk" Evan grinned. "Oh wait! I do have Chris Jericho!" He sang out. Evan had been dating Chris for the past two months. He didn't care what people said about his boyfriend either. The nasty comments about his sexuality didn't phase him. Nor did the people mocking him for dating an older man. The only thing that did bother Evan was Chris' constant lying. Maria felt like the worst friend in the world to Evan. If it weren't for her introducing the two then Evan's heartbreak wouldn't be happening. He tried to hide it but his sadness was written on his face. "So how is that going?" Maria asked timidly. "Its okay. Chris is always busy ya know. He is a very popular guy I guess" Evan sighed. His hands shook as he dug through a small duffle bag. "Maria what do I do wrong? Am I not enough for him?" Evan teared up. Maria held her friend close and cried herself. "I'm so sorry baby. If I only knew what he would do to you I swear..." She vowed. "I love him so much" Evan sobbed.
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Across the hall another duo practiced their parts. Little did they know Maria was in the same building. "Fuckin' douchbag!" CM Punk screamed. He laid a taped up fist into the wall. "Phil please calm down your scaring me" Jaime tensed up. It wasn't like the usually calm guy to fly off the handle. At least in real life.
"She's dumping me! I should dump her ass!" Punk groaned. "Beth?" Jaime shuddered to ask. "Yes hun your Beth! Remember your lovely recommendation" Punk yelled. "Ahhhhhh...sorry kiddo. Its not your fault babe." Punk sat down next to Jaime and pulled him in for a hug. "I'm sorry Phil. You know if I had a hunch she was a cunt I'd have steered you away." Jaime looked deep into Punk's glossy eyes. They melted into each other's arms and kissed seductively. Jaime relished the feeling of the "Straight Edge Superstar's" beard tickling him. "Oh Jay...baby baby baby. If only I didn't care for you so fucking much. I think we'd write a pretty bad romance" Punk chuckled. "So why don't we? Why don't we just forget about it all and fall in love Phil" Jaime nuzzled into Punk's chest. "Because" Punk thought to himself, "your in love with him. We all know that."
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Evan pulled himself together just in time for Chris to call. "Why don't you come and visit? Its supposed to be a good show" Evan suggested. Silence came over the other end of the phone. "You know I don't do indy shows sweetie. C'mon I'm Jericho" Chris retorted. Evan could barely hold back his tears. "Its okay I understand. I guess I'll see you later than" he chocked out. The two said their goodbyes and hung up soon after. Evan often wondered why he got treated the way he did. Or even if Chris really loved him. This time he had a brief second to think before he got a text. "I think we should start seeing other people. I'll send your things to your house" Chris wrote. Evan's heart pounded in a surreal moment of horror. "H-how c-c-could..." He stuttered. "What? Matthew what's the matter?" Maria asked alarmed. She read the text and became enraged. "He just said I love you" Evan fell to his knees. Maria felt guilty for even introducing the two to each other. If it weren't for her poor Evan's heartache wouldn't exist.
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