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"You brat! You fucking brat!" Lucky Cannon snapped. The rookie had just said what everyone else was thinking. "That's all you are is a fucking brat." "Yeah whatever Luckster. I'm not a brat" Jaime replied calmly. The two NXT stars had been at each others throats since day one. The worst part was trying to pretend like WWE's only gay couple. In fact these two didn't hate each other, just a mutual distaste. "You get everything you ask for huh?" Lucky stated. "Hey lay off him. Just cause he's got it like that don't mean he's spoiled" JTG laughed. Lucky just shook his head and muttered to himself. Jaime chose to ignore his on screen boyfriend to focus on other things. Things like his new ring attire and boots. "I bet Matthew will like these" he thought. Matthew being the real name of WWE Superstar Evan Bourne, Jaime's NXT trainer. It seemed like lately everything lead to thoughts of Evan. But Jaime was too unaware to really notice.
"Hey dudes what rhymes with Maxine?" Derrick Bateman asked. "Vaccine. You need a vaccine to get over Maxine. Oh gurl did I just say that?" Jaime squeaked. "Uh I donno if she'll appreciate that one" Derrick frowned. He went back to writing a poem for his longtime crush. "Straight boys" Jaime shook his head. He didn't have the time for his silly co workers right now though. Tonight he had a date with a guy he'd met through a friend. No one knew who it was or else they'd have warned him. Jaime already knew what they'd say but he didn't really care. "Hey! I know who your texting and stop" Evan Bourne walked in. "How do you know?" Jaime said flustered. The phone he'd been texting on had suddenly found its way behind his back. Trying so hard to hide away from the truth. "Look here sweetheart Chris is a good guy but for god's sake run. I know you can't run cause you hate it but please do" Evan pleaded. The Chris of this subject was one Chris Lindsay better known as Roderick Strong. "But he's so cute and junk" Jaime whined. The locker room shuddered fearing yet another high pitched argument from the duo. "I know he is but he's thoughtless trust me" Evan retorted.
Natalya, who was in the other room, heard the situation. Her almost maternal like instincts kicked in. No way she'd let someone as naïve as Jaime flirt with disaster. And disaster was Roderick's middle name. Everyone around the locker room knew Evan had the hots for his younger rookie. It was even apparent to some of the fans. It seemed like the only two that were blind were Evan and Jaime themselves. And who would be tempted enough to push them together? Natalya.
"Hey what's up guys?" Natalya walked in quickly. Never minding the array of half clothed men in the room. "Jays gonna go out with Chris Lindsay. You know Roderick Strong" Evan's lips pouted. Just the sight made Jaime burn with excitement. But alas he didn't recognize a thing. "Is this true sweetheart?" Natalya asked. She bent down as if looking into the eyes of a child. "Uhm uh hu" Jaime confirmed the fact. "We are going to TGIFridays with his buddy. Its more like a friendly outing." His innocent smile made Evan want to kiss him into insanity. "Tell her who that other friend is sweetheart" Evan insisted. "Uhm...okay his ring name is..well its...okay it rhymes with Bolt Banana!" Jaime tried to lighten the blow. "Oh for cripes sake Aaron Andrew Timothy Smith! What are you thinking?" Natalya barked. The duo of Colt Cabana and Roderick Strong had invented the saying 'Double Trouble'. "I heard Cabana and Strong" CM Punk interrupted. "Yes. Jaime is going out with our lovely friends" Evan reported. "Oh kiddo what screws are loose in your brain" Punk smirked. Jaime would have normally been a little offended by this comment. But it was Punk and he was wearing his tiny trunks and t shirt. Being offended was the last thing on the youngster's mind. "Have I done something wrong?" He asked.
"No hun its just. Well Chris and Scott are good guys as friends. But they're looking to get into your pants" Punk explained. "Those tight laser cut spandex pants fitted perfectly on that round....mmmmmmmm" he growled. "Phil!" Natalya snapped, "uh what he's trying to say is. Chris and Scott bad. Jaime pretty. Jaime pretty and young and clueless. Get it babydoll?" "Oh...so uhm. I shouldn't go? Wouldn't it be rude of me to cancel? Wouldn't it hurt their feelings?" Jaime questioned. Several minutes of explaining went by until the point was clear. Scott and Chris were bad news. But......
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"Knock knock. Anybody home?" Roderick Strong slid into Jaime's apartment. Behind him was none other than Colt Cabana. His buddy, his partner in crime. The apartment itself was dark with only a few lights on. Enough to give the duo the creeps. "Jaime isn't home yet" Natalya said from the shadows. "Holy shit what the fuck" Colt and Roderick gasped. They tried desperately to regain the breath they lost. "Okay listen up you two. Jaime is a sweet kid and he obviously doesn't smell the crap you two permeate. So don't try anything smart" Natalya warned. "Psssshh even if we did how would you know?" Colt retorted. For once the beautiful blonde was speechless. Was she really one up'd by the pair? "Well cause its now a little group get together. You'll be joined by two of my friends. Have fun" Natalya said ominously. She sauntered out of the door leaving her prey stunned.
"Who is she talking about?" Roderick asked. He wondered aloud until Jaime finally showed up. "Hey guys look who's coming with us" he smiled. AJ Lee and Kaitlyn hopped into the living room. Both ready for a night of hanging out. "Oh yay I'm so excited now" Colt shrugged. "What's up guys? Hey we totally have a good idea for tonight....bowling!" AJ exclaimed.
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So far the bowling outing had gone great. Kaitlyn and Jaime threw gutters while Colt got one strike. AJ kept tabs on the game and on the two boys. She wasn't going to let anything happen on her watch. "Hey babe keep your hips in line. It'll help your aim" Roderick directed. He wrapped his hands around Jaime's waist. The old trick of whispering in the ear was working for him. Roderick was sure he would bring his date to his knees. "You have good aim Roddy. I wish I did" Jaime said. "Mmmmm yeah I can aim baby. Its cause I'm good with my hands" Roderick responded. His hand wandered onto Jaime's lower back. "I've got a better trick. Swing your arm back like this" AJ demonstrated. "Okay!" Jaime obliged. His arm swung wacking Roderick in his stomach. "Ooof" he grunted dropping to his knees. "Look Roddy I knocked down some pins! I did it" Jaime exclaimed. "Good...job uh baby" Roderick gasped. He stared intently at AJ Lee.
"I need to go to the restroom" Kaitlyn announced. She grabbed her gal pal and scurried off. "I gotta go too. Don't miss me too much dollface" Roderick winked. This left Jaime alone with Colt Cabana. "So Jayjay. What's your favorite place in the world?" He asked. "Mmmmmm the mall" Jaime replied. "Oooh. You know I have a fantasy sweetheart" Colt admitted. It was time for him to lay on his so called irresistable charm. "I want to make love to you uh...in the mall" Colt whispered. "Oh Scotty. That's so...slutty. I mean a mall?" Jaime chocked out. Any stores or public places seemed like a booty call more than an actual love session. Jaime always viewed sex as something that should be taken seriously. "Can I tell you something Scotty?" He asked timidly. "Anything cupcake" Colt answered. In his mind it'd only take a few more casts to reel in this fish. "Well I'm a ya know. Uhm I uh I'm not educated in sex yet" Jaime blushed. "What? OH oh! Honey your a virgin? Awh baby its okay" Colt smiled. "No it isn't. I feel so childish you know. Everyone around here thinks I'm a dingbat brat. I'm not I just play that way to get what I want" Jaime protested. "Like none of you guys even notice my good qualities. My passion, my singing ability heck I bet you don't even know I'm ambidextrous."
"Ambidextrous?" Colt shrugged. He'd never had a date actually pull out those kind of words. It was clear that he had no idea what was being said. "It means I can write with both hands" Jaime informed. "Oh wow...hey can you...." Colt got excited. "No. I know where your going with that. Your so immature Scott! Just take me home" Jaime frowned. Kaitlyn and AJ emerged from the bathroom after a long talk. "What's the matter baby?" Kaitlyn asked immediately. "I just wanna go home" Jaime cried. "What did I do? I didn't mean it" Colt stammered. It was obvious the older guy felt a little guilt for his faux pas. "Just back off" AJ demanded, "you okay sweetie?" The two girls babied their friend like two mother hawks. "Oh dude no! I knew I shouldn't have left you alone with him" Roderick groaned. "Well I just made a joke. He said...and I....ambidextrous" Colt stuttered. "No! No way you didn't. I know where this went. Oh geez Jay I'm sorry he didn't mean it babycakes" Roderick apologized profusely. He wrapped his arm around Jaime's shoulders and worked his charm. With Roderick's chocolate brown eyes anything could be fixed. Most anything except this situation. "I just want to go home with the girls. I'll call you later." Jaime said. With that he got up and left with Kaitlyn and AJ.
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